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A Special Message From Country Star Chris Cagle To His Fans

As Posted on his Website www.chriscagle.com

To All My Loyal Music Fans:

"As many of you are aware, I had been anxiously awaiting the addition of a new baby to my life. The baby has been born and both mother and child are in good health. Since the birth, however, we have discovered that biologically, the child is not mine.

As excited as I was about becoming a new father, my disappointment now is equally as strong. So out of respect for all that are involved, please allow this situation to remain private and know that I will not be commenting further on this very personal matter. I'm thanking you in advance for your kind cooperation and understanding."

Chris Cagle

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

That is amazing.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

i have no idea who that guy is, but DAMN
haha


breezy, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

CHRIS CAGLE,
SHAG CIRCLE
GASH CLERIC.

blunt (blunt), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

It's Tom Cruise's.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

I wonder what made them check???

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

The guy's got a song called 'Wal-Mart Parking Lot'. Fantastic.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/8089/ownedblackchild8jl3kw.jpg

Pelé & Sebastian, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

His latest single is 'Miss Me Baby'. You couldn't make this shit up.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
I didn't notice until now that his album's called Anywhere But Here. You don't say.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 12 December 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

Oh man I loved just seeing this pop into my inbox:

Zs Play Hipster Puppies Cassette Release Party Tomorrow at Public Assembly in Brooklyn

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)


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