Precisely what is wrong with boys with keyboards?

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― casioking, Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

jab-daaah

― one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

Nothing they are the best, no bad song has ever been made by boys w/keyboards, Ben Folds excepted.

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

Dom vs Tom fite.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

We can discount Ben Folds if we narrow it down to electronic keyboards.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

Eels, Ben Folds Five... Tom, do you like any music I liked when I was 14?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

Plus I thought "Underground" would have appealed to you particularly.

Holy shit, that was a top 40 single, wasn't it?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

we are forgetting how bad andy bell's current output is.

― The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

'underground' is funny. ilx often reminds me of it.

― N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

"holy shit" is a good choice of phrase.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

boys with keyboards rule, see Hugh Banton, Tony
Banks, Simon House etc etc etc for examples

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

I don't like any of the music *I* liked in 96-97 let alone any of the stuff anyone else did. :(

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

Boys don't know how to play keyboards properly. It's not similar enough to their masturbation style or something.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahaha k8 wins!

― The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

Herbie Hancock must masturbate like a girl, then.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

Boys don't know how to play keyboards properly. It's not similar enough to their masturbation style or something.

GRRRR kate.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

Someone post a funny picture of either Jarre or Wakeman.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

Ditto Roger O'Donnell.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

(It was a gender-reversed copy of a statement on the "girls who play bass" thread, BTW. However, in terms of sheer mechanics, I do think that boys wanking :: guitars is much more analogous to girls wanking :: keyboards in a way that girls wanking :: bass is just not.)

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

If they're stuck behind keyboards, then it doesn't matter whether they're well hung or not. They just need to have nice hair.

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

How did that turn up? It poxy fuled while I was trying to post it!

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

Haha I didn't read the "girls who play bass" thread! Really I was more amused by the idea of Herbie Hancock wanking and producing "Rockit" than anything else.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

GO AWAY DAN PERRY.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

If wanking is like playing a guitar, I think I'm totally doing it the wrong way :(

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

If wanking had the slightest bit to do with competence at your instrument, I'm fairly sure indie bands would consistently put on remarkable shows.

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

MUSICIANS WHO YOU SUSPECT HAVE WANKED OVER 20 TIMES IN ONE DAY:

1. Dangermouse

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

2. Thurston Moore

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

3. Kele from London's ethnically diverse Bloc Party

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

This says it all:

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/296/4193/400/brandon%20flowers1.jpg

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

This is the boy I'd allow near a set of keyboards:

http://archive.digitalroutes.co.uk/roxy/largeimages/bfpiano.jpg

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

What, a red X? yes, it does say it all.

x-post

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

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