Precisely what is wrong with boys with keyboards?

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casioking, Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

jab-daaah

one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

Nothing they are the best, no bad song has ever been made by boys w/keyboards, Ben Folds excepted.

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

Dom vs Tom fite.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

We can discount Ben Folds if we narrow it down to electronic keyboards.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

Eels, Ben Folds Five... Tom, do you like any music I liked when I was 14?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

Plus I thought "Underground" would have appealed to you particularly.

Holy shit, that was a top 40 single, wasn't it?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

we are forgetting how bad andy bell's current output is.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

'underground' is funny. ilx often reminds me of it.

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

"holy shit" is a good choice of phrase.

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

boys with keyboards rule, see Hugh Banton, Tony
Banks, Simon House etc etc etc for examples

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

I don't like any of the music *I* liked in 96-97 let alone any of the stuff anyone else did. :(

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

Boys don't know how to play keyboards properly. It's not similar enough to their masturbation style or something.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahaha k8 wins!

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

Herbie Hancock must masturbate like a girl, then.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

Boys don't know how to play keyboards properly. It's not similar enough to their masturbation style or something.

GRRRR kate.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

Someone post a funny picture of either Jarre or Wakeman.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

Ditto Roger O'Donnell.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

(It was a gender-reversed copy of a statement on the "girls who play bass" thread, BTW. However, in terms of sheer mechanics, I do think that boys wanking :: guitars is much more analogous to girls wanking :: keyboards in a way that girls wanking :: bass is just not.)

Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

If they're stuck behind keyboards, then it doesn't matter whether they're well hung or not. They just need to have nice hair.

mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

How did that turn up? It poxy fuled while I was trying to post it!

Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

Haha I didn't read the "girls who play bass" thread! Really I was more amused by the idea of Herbie Hancock wanking and producing "Rockit" than anything else.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

GO AWAY DAN PERRY.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

If wanking is like playing a guitar, I think I'm totally doing it the wrong way :(

edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

If wanking had the slightest bit to do with competence at your instrument, I'm fairly sure indie bands would consistently put on remarkable shows.

Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

MUSICIANS WHO YOU SUSPECT HAVE WANKED OVER 20 TIMES IN ONE DAY:

1. Dangermouse

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

2. Thurston Moore

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

3. Kele from London's ethnically diverse Bloc Party

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

This says it all:

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/296/4193/400/brandon%20flowers1.jpg

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

This is the boy I'd allow near a set of keyboards:

http://archive.digitalroutes.co.uk/roxy/largeimages/bfpiano.jpg

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

What, a red X? yes, it does say it all.

x-post

Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)


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