Precisely what is wrong with boys with keytars?

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Well?

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 13 October 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

I hope you are not trolling ILM with this thread because we don't want trolls here in ILM, pal!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Thursday, 13 October 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

*Trolled* by a troll on a parody thread beef

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 13 October 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 13 October 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

Fucking meta-awesome.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

*Trolled* by a troll on a parody thread beef

Are you calling moi a troll? I could sue you for slander, good sir. I am not a lawyer but I know a law student!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Thursday, 13 October 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

Any bad done by boys with keytars is mitigated by the existence of "Narcotic" by Liquido, which is the best song evah. Therefore, boys with keytars are AWESOME. End of thread.

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 13 October 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

As an occasional boy with a keytar (check it), I gotta say that sometimes I feel like OTHER boys with keytars, not necessarily me, are totally biting my style. Mostly though the problem is not with the boys with keytars but with their fans and friends, who celebrate them as cute, make comparisons to "Ross's music on Friends! Ha!" and accept any old crap played on the keytar as being forward-thinking and genre-expanding when in fact most people employ it for image more than anything.

When I get me one o them record advances, I'm gonna buy me a REAL keytar, one with keys big enough for you to actually play.

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 October 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

Pardner, you stole my parody:

What I really want to know is precisely what is wrong with "boys with keytars"?
-- Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhe...), October 11th, 2005.

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

I guess I should have read the thread. Sorry.

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

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