Glam War! Slade vs. Sweet

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Well, I wanted to do Steve Harley vs. Jobraith, but I think there's only a few of us here that have heard both.

Anyway, I'm going with the Sweet. It's the songs, man.

Arthur, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*applies eyeshadow*

It's the Sweet for me as well, love.

*blows air-kiss, flounces away*

Sean, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hey, who needs TV, when I've got T.Rex?

Lord Custos, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sweet all the way. "Hellraiser, HELLRAISER, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, LOOK OUT!!!!!."

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*cocks hip to the left, places hand on hip, palm facing outward*

I just knew we'd see eye to eye, Sean and Ned. Love on ya!

*minces away, occasionally staring back coquettishely*

Arthur, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

can i vote for jobarith please ?

anthony, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Sweet kept it under wraps, but they are secretly better than Guns N Roses, The NY Dolls and a lot of other good Ideas.

finest moment: "Hiawath-er didn't worry too much! GRZAM!" from WIG WAM BAM.

The Slade are OI! for your pub-hippy uncle. They also spell worser than Ludacris.

"She's alright! alright! al-RIGHT!" from GUDBUY T'JANE.

Don't make me choose.

Fritz Wollner, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Sweet, by great leaps. Over both Harley and Slade. Tho Harley's "Sebastian" is a great song, as is Slade's "Run Run Away"

But Bolan trumps all.

jek, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, yes. But that wasn't what the question asked. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Duh, Sweet. Though none of this should be taken as a slam on Slade, by any means.

Brian MacDonald, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Sweet had like FOUR (ok pretty good) SONGS! The Slade have NO BAD ONES, and are the fourth most important group in Brit music, after Beatles, Stones and Sabbath (fifth = Pistols, in case you care, sixth Kinks, seventh erm Badger).

Also: both are Glitter, not Glam.

mark s, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Sweet had like FOUR (ok pretty good) SONGS!

Multiply that by ten and I'll agree, sure. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

EVERY BODY NEEDS A PIECE OF THE ACTION

Billy Dods, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Sweet had like FOUR (ok pretty good) SONGS! - sinker Multiply that by ten and I'll agree, sure. ;-) - ned

the truth = > 2 x mark s-timate, < nedstimate x .5

Fritz, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What was Slade's skinhead album? PLAY IT LOUD? I've been searching for that on vinyl for ten years... it doesn't exist.

Andy, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It exists.

fritz, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Growing up isolated from both, apart from Sweet's "Ballroom Blitz" and Slade's "Run Runaway" (and asst. Quiet Riot covers) I have to say SLADE. "Ballroom Blitz" just used to annoy me, but Slade was a revelation when I first heard it. Bagpipe geetars! Crazee mis-spellings! A man named Noddy! How can you go wrong?

Sean Carruthers, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When "My Oh My" ended up as the follow-up single over here, that's how.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well I want to say Mott The Hoople - who were AT LEAST as glam as Slade ever were - because as hoary old total rock alb statements go, 'Mott' beats any non-greatest hit lps by either group. Neither Slade or Sweet wrote a song as pitiful/pitiless as 'I Wish I Was Your Mother.' And besides, unlike Slade (aka Ambrose Slade) and Sweet (aka Sweetshop), Mott kept their original pre-glam dopey hippy psych/rock name!

But to answer the question - Slade. Just a great rock group - what a singer Noddy Holder was! They could do rockers and slowies equally well - I love their version of John Sebastian's 'Darling Be Home' on 'Slade Alive'. 'Slade in Flame' is both a great alb and a pretty good flick. The only time I was ever excited by Oasis was when they did 'Cum On Feel The Noize' live on TOTP - they performed it v. well, it was a slightly (at the time) unexpected choice, and I thought it made quite a gd point abt English groups who had number one hits and still ROCKED. A little bit.

Sweet's 'Little Willy' = Chuck Berry's 'My Ding-A-Ling'.

Andrew L, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Much as I revere the bit that goes "we just haven't got a clue what to do", and there are four great Sweet singles, and some other good stuff, there is far more bad stuff than Slade, and far less terrific stuff. And the first album I ever bought was Slade Alive - and it still sounds terrific.

Anyway, they're both undervalued.

Martin Skidmore, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Neither Slade or Sweet wrote a song as pitiful/pitiless as 'I Wish I Was Your Mother.'

Now here I'll agree fully. I have to say, I always thought Tori Amos would do a great version of this song.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When "My Oh My" ended up as the follow-up single over here, that's how.
Sure, it's not the bestest of the bunch, but as power ballads go, I'll certainly take that one over the other power ballads hitting the charts at the same time: Phil Collins' "Against All Odds"? Chicago's "Hard Habit to Break"? C'mon now.

Sean Carruthers, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What type of evil memories are you trying to provoke from my subconscious, Mr. Carruthers? Besides, shouldn't you be out getting drunk over the fact that the women won the hockey gold and the men will at least get silver? Or are you not going to be content until you see those hairy fellows belt out "O Canada" hoarsely as well? ;-)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm just calling it as I sees it, my friend. There's so much other bad crud from around that time that I could have placed in those two slots...consider yrself luck. Now, I'm off to tip back more suds, rip off my shirt, paint a maple leaf on my chest with spraypaint and holler like a lunatic in the freezing night air!

Sean Carruthers, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well out of the two it has to be Slade, but glam as a concept is dead wood. And I wouldn't have called Steve Harley glam anyway...

stevie, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

SLADE SLADE SLADE SLADE SLADE.

The Sweet were good too but yeah they just made 6 or 7 great singles.

yeah i got "Play It Loud", it is choice.

duane, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

SinKeR's last sentence correct, the rest of his argument SuXoR.

Slade had one trick, a great one, but one trick nonetheless, and more to the point I practically never listen to them: growing up in laddish and 70s-reviving 90s Britain I'm afraid they were all exhausted and played out for me long, long ago. I'm thinking that their "Far Far Away" / "How Does It Feel?" period might be up for rediscovery, but I somehow doubt I'll be the first to do the rediscovering.

The Sweet OTOH just got so much in their career (as Andrew L alludes, their original name, Sweetshop, was TERRIBLE). I think they might have been doing a kind of pop-psych thing when they started, but what really intrigues me is their first single "Funny Funny" from 1971: a sound far from what we associate with them, it's grinning naive jaunty upbeat bubblegum pop, more streetwise than White Plains or Butterscotch, for sure, but you can imagine it coming straight from Cedric Collingford's radio in his prep school dormitory, dreaming of Catweazle (whereas the thought of him listening to Slade is, ugh, unthinkable, you just don't want to know). This was what Chinn and Chapman knew best, of course, how to jump on board whatever trend was passing but do it with a greater panache than the rest, hence the Sweet's weirdest single, the bizarre and, these days, rather lyrically dodgy (in terms of the stereotypes it's built around) cod- reggae of "Poppa Joe".

When glam hit in '72 ChinniChap were in their element (though I agree with Andrew that "Little Willy" is a terrible dud, the only Sweet single to evoke the more repressed and un-evolved aspects of 70s Britain) because with each single they could hone the style better and cram more into the songs: the whipcracking "wig-wam bam shang-a- lang" break of "Wig-Wam Bam", EVERYTHING about "Blockbuster", the sheer heaviness of "Hell Raiser" (what gets me about this was how totally they took the pop sense out of heavy metal and channelled it into a single: the *timing* of the "YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! LOOK OUT!" bit Ned highlighted, and the brief moments of foot-stomping silence between each "YEAH!", is a lesson to anyone in pop music, even now). And the sheer cheek of the name-checking intro to "Ballroom Blitz", the "WE WANT SWEET!" chant on "Teenage Rampage", "she took me com- PLETEly by surprise with her ultrasonic eyes", "BUT THEY DON'T CARE!!!" ... the best sequence of pop singles by any group in the 70s, without doubt.

Once they'd broken the ties that bound them with ChinniChap it gets a little harder to instantly figure out: I'm not familiar with the UK flops (but still big hits in Germany) that came out around 76/77, though I love "Fox On The Run" and "Action" (their best-produced singles - the synth on "FOTR" kicks as hard as "Virginia Plain" - but still retaining the best virtues from the glitter years) and "Love Is Like Oxygen" (on the cusp of powerpop by then: coldest greyest 1978). But I'm increasingly thinking that "The Six Teens" might be their best single: that the late 60s generation were so obviously drifting through time, their subcultural control completely out of their grasp, so soon after the fact is a measure of the impact of the cynicism and edginess and dissatisfaction with vaguely-expressed utopianism that really took hold around 1972/73, that the Sweet could pay tribute to that generation without sounding in any way maudlin, sentimental or contrived is astounding. If anything, the Six Teens came through to take up far too strong a hegemony on the British media: see this song as a veiled warning, maybe!

As a trilogy, which is how I listened to them just recently, there is just so much in "Funny Funny" / "Hell Raiser" / "The Six Teens": from the last vestiges of post-war innocence to fantastic capsuled comic- book aggression (can it really only have taken two years?) to a resigned, epic hymn to what was already rapidly becoming a lost generation. And there are only two of them left now, because Mick Tucker died the other week, and it's five years since Brian Connolly went. Meant at least as much to me as Aaliyah going, that. The beating heart of the 70s, and resonant forever: not even the dreadful re-recordings of their old hits one or other of the later competing "versions" of the Sweet did in later years (these things litter MP3 sites so be careful you get the proper singles: usually the re-recordings are about five seconds longer than their sources) can ruin that magic.

Robin Carmody, Saturday, 23 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the synth on "FOTR"

I have to say something about Tolkien and Fellowship here before Mark S does. Because I know he will. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And there are only two of them left now, because Mick Tucker died the other week...

Wha.. HUH?

Brian MacDonald, Saturday, 23 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, man, Robin... thank you, anyway

And that was a really nice piece you did there on Sweet. I really enjoyed reading it...

(four good singles.... FEH!)

Brian MacDonald, Saturday, 23 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hey Brian I'm revising my site at the moment for the first time in aeons ... you just planted an idea in me!

Robin Carmody, Saturday, 23 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Brian, brainfarmer. Better than cockfarmer, see.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am not a Sweet fan, but "Ballroom Blitz" is a great song. I know just a few Slade songs, so I can't talk too much about them, but none of the songs I've heard from them is near to "Balroom Blitz".

carlos, Saturday, 23 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

they're good for diff reasons when i think about it. Slade was a better rock band but Sweet (i.e. them plus Chinn & Chap.) was a way better pop singles machine...yeah Robin yr right on about "The 6 Teens" , wowee whatta all time killer great single, i don't know why it wasnt a big hit like "Ballrm Blitz" etc

duane, Tuesday, 26 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

eight years pass...

Sweet.

Brio, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

Slade.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

Sweet has some pretty fine moments - but Slade are one of the all-time great rock bands.

o. nate, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)


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