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hi, i need a last line, what should it be?

thx

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

what now suckas?

― jack dee, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

mmm, maybe a bit longer? kind of fits though!

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

it is a far far better thing that i do now than i have ever done before

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

THESE ARE NOT MY OPINIONS. THESE ARE FACTS.

― petesmith (plsmith), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

The point is taken, the elk is dead, the beast stops at Swindon, Chabrol stops at nothing, I'm having treatment and La Fontaine can get knotted.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

"Seeya next time! Until then, KEEP ROCKIN'!!!1"

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

"Still, if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that music is good."

― Dominique (dleone), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

i love you, goodnight

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

"So, who said suburban plum and suitcase was dead?"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

And if it were not so, I would not have written it.

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

And hell, atleast it isn't a trance record.

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

Pun on the album title! Pun on the album title!

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

"Get a buzz, cock."

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

"AND I ONLY AM ESCAPED ALONE TO TELL THEE."

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

So anyway, next time someone asks me to review a record I promise I'll actually listen to it.

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

Psych, just kiddin.

― TRG (TRG), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

Let's hope the next record is just as good/not as awful (delete as appropriate).

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

then i cleaned up my blood and her face, and i took the cd out of the player, and i left.

― petesmith (plsmith), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

"This represents a major return to form for Dylan/ McCartney/ Costello/ Bush/ U2/ REM/ Wilson/ New Order/ *insert boring old fart of choice*"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

"Right that's 500 words - how much am I getting paid again?"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

And in conclusion, I'd just like to thank Jesus for being my Lord and Savior, and my Mom - hi Mom!

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

"Whoa, trip out."

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm tellin ya!"

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

"So, in conclusion, allow me state the following: (then summarize your review!)"

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

"I am the drummer for Gay Dad."

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

droll restatement-of-theme from first graf to "bring it all back around"

― katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

"and in this post-9/11 world..."

― katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

And therefore I think that my argument in this review can be summarized with the following recommendation: More cowbell.

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

"If there's an album that better exmeplifies the aesthetic and musical values that make popular music worthwile, that more fully explores the limits and thrills of modern artistry, I'll eat my own poo."

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

"In summary then, oh no."

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

"I fart on this record."

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

"Peace out!"

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

"Franz Ferdinand: a beacon!"

(Note: I am not ripping on xgau - I like Franz.)

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

"But don't trust my ballet about I.M. Pei, check it out for yourself!"

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

"if you are a fan of kid rock or limp bizkit, i cannot recommend this album enough!"

― wolves (wolves), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

"My editor tells me that the record company expects a good review for this album, so in spite of all I've already said, I cannot recommend this album enough!"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

"You've got the internet. You know what this sounds like. You know I'm right."

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

"Rock over London. Rock on, Chicago. Wheaties: It's the Breakfast of Champions."

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

In conclusion: I am pee.
OR:
Being a deaf mute, I quite literally cannot recommend this album to anyone with ears.
OR:
Listen to it and mewl (taken on loan from Nick Tosches).

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

"For NPR, I'm Yakov Smirnoff."

― katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

"And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and the things which are written in this book."

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry.

― Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

ok well i got 2 go lol

― katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

"Recommended."

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

"A triumph."

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

"Don't hate me cuz you ain't me"

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

I like "In this post 9/11 world ..."!!

― TRG (TRG), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

"This ain't rock and roll, this is regicide."

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

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"Within its limitations, a strong debut."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

"Out of the blustering powerpop, there's a beating heart steadily emerging."

(!!)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

"An eccentric beauty from a visionary artist."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

The above are from the current Mojo.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

never mind the bollocks, i am the sex pistols!

― tricky (disco stu), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

in summation, fuck the velvet underground.

― tricky (disco stu), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

The terrorists have won.

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, 28 October 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

In fact, don't even bother to listen to it. I haven't.

― Red Alert, Friday, 28 October 2005 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

Seacrest OUT!

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 2 February 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

omg i already said that here

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 2 February 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

"Eat your heart out, Marilyn Manson."

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 2 February 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

"Here's to you, Unrelenting Punk Pop A&R Rep..."

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 2 February 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

“Let’s... be careful out there.”

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 2 February 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

"I will kill anybody who plays this record in the same room as me YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED."

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

"And THAT's the truthphbhbpbpbpbpbpbppbh"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

haha raymond

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

"Recently I had a dream where Barenaked Ladies were performing their wry, witty, clever hit single 'One Week' on a popular TV show, grinning to each other in that blubbery twat bearded way of theirs, and I had a huge chainsaw, with which I joyously sliced all their heads off to stop them torturing me further."

― Sexy MFA (Hexy M.F.), Friday, 3 February 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

old fans dont need my review for this record, but for new comers, i'd say: get the 1st record of...

― gfd, Friday, 3 February 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

This album, like life, is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're gonna get.

― musically (musically), Saturday, 25 March 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

"There - that oughta hold those SOBs."

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Sunday, 26 March 2006 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

And now you know the rest of the story.

― musically (musically), Saturday, 17 June 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

In the immortal words of Hunter, age 3...

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 17 June 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

"fuck my pussy doctor"

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 18 June 2006 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

"Last one out of the pussy is a doctor."

― Sigmund (dow), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

Well, if you really love this album so much then why don't you marry it?

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:48 (eighteen years ago)

I'll see you tomorrow.

― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Sunday, 18 June 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

"And the Road Warrior? He lives now only in my memories."

― Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

"Nah, I'm just kidding, it's OK"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

99. You only get half a bar/ Fuck y'all niggas - The Takeover

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), January 13th, 2006 10:50 PM. (TynanTynan!)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

Meh.

― hank (hank s), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

Also, it has dinosaurs.

― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

I always wanted to end a review with the word mayonaise.

Wouldn't it be beautiful to think so.

― silence dogood (catcher), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

YSI?

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 19 June 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

Screw Flanders.

― yours fondly, harshaw. (mrgn), Monday, 19 June 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

"It is not."

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 19 June 2006 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

In summation: it's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain.

― Emily B (Emily B), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

"You never get too big and you sure don't get too heavy that you don't have to stop and pay some dues sometime."

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 07:13 (eighteen years ago)

"Why does everyone jump on NYTimes' balls all the time?"

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 07:16 (eighteen years ago)

"THIS ALBUM SUX U R ALL GAY"

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 07:17 (eighteen years ago)

"Come on, people! Look to Tallahassee!"

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 07:22 (eighteen years ago)

"Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez nuts!"

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 10:53 (eighteen years ago)

"So just chill....til the next episode."

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 10:54 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

In conclusion, this album totally rocks/sucks for the reasons stated above. Thanks for reading.

― miss precious perfect (musically), Sunday, 21 December 2008 10:54 (sixteen years ago)

download link: http://rapidshare.com/files/12345678/abcdefgh.rar

― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 21 December 2008 14:13 (sixteen years ago)

"I trust this will resolve the matter."

― Jake Brown, Sunday, 21 December 2008 14:19 (sixteen years ago)

"That basically how I break it down to an extent."

― VOTE "VINES" (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 21 December 2008 14:26 (sixteen years ago)

and you can dance to it.

― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 21 December 2008 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

PSYCH!

― (Z S) (Z S), Sunday, 21 December 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

Records such as this one are to be expected at this stage of late capitalism.

― dad a, Sunday, 21 December 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

"And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside!"

― sister s (ledge), Sunday, 21 December 2008 23:22 (sixteen years ago)

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