I found out why Weezer's new album sucks.

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So who's gonna get a hooker for him?

― Voodoo Child, Friday, 28 October 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

"I'm tired of my groupie fuck farm and so that's why I'm going back to Harvard."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 October 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

Were he not in the band, he'd still be trying celibacy....only not by choice.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 28 October 2005 06:18 (twenty years ago)

when's he start the vow of musical celibacy?

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Friday, 28 October 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

Also it's because Weezer plays on it.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Friday, 28 October 2005 06:37 (twenty years ago)

he sucks because he doesn't give a fuck.

― adrián ruiz (sagan), Friday, 28 October 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

Yes, celebacy is the key to good music.

Ask Led Zeppelin...

― Elvis is Dead, Friday, 28 October 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)

So he doesn't consider cybersexxx with Japanese groupies as sex?

celebacy

Is this "celeb-rating celibacy?"

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Friday, 28 October 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5067412,00.jpg

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Friday, 28 October 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)

Didn't he already DO this? And, like, go back to college? Right before the Green album?

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Friday, 28 October 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

Hey, he's "Tired of Sex," you know?

Rivers left Harvard just shy of finishing his degree. For what it's worth he told me that, yes, he did put his MTV Viewer's Choice Award on his application. MTV award on application=classic.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Friday, 28 October 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

WE ARE ALL IN LOVE YEAH

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 28 October 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

"Listen to 'Make Believe' and compare it to the previous album, 'Maladroit'. I know I can hear a difference in my singing. My voice just sounds much more sensitive and dynamic now. I also notice a difference in the lyrics. I'm much more open and communicative about my emotions now."

Why does Cuomo always sound like a Scientologist without the actual Scientology part? He's an Ayn Randian "objectivist," I guess... Blech.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 28 October 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

if he said he was a Scientologist, i wouldn't be suprised based on his 'music' these days...

matt sharp should track him down and shoot off his knee caps!!!

then rivers could have something to sing about again...

― eedd, Friday, 28 October 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

God damn those half-Japanese girls. They'll do it to you every time, eh Rivers?

I think that the Fountains of Wayne have just stolen his mojo.

― js (honestengine), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-439.vo.llnwd.net/00274/93/41/274341439_l.jpg

WEEZER = PWNT

― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Friday, 28 October 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

How many people here heard weezer and found out about the rentals after they liked weezer??? that's what I thought.

― ElScorcho, Thursday, 17 November 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

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