Lindsay Lohan "Confessions of a Broken Family (Daughter To Father)" BEST VIDEO EVER, WORST SONG EVER!

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I just watched it with Dan and his wife.

I'm... speechless.

Is that Charles Bukowski's bathroom?

― iDonut B4 x86 (donut), Sunday, 30 October 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

This is all very well, but what did Dan and his wife think?

― steve trained, Sunday, 30 October 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

they're still LOLing

― iDonut B4 x86 (donut), Sunday, 30 October 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

This thread is worthless without a link to the video.

― Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 30 October 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

mtv.com / go to Music Videos / go to L

― iDonut B4 x86 (donut), Sunday, 30 October 2005 01:52 (twenty years ago)

need to be on IE to view I think. If anyone knows where else you can view it I'd appreciate it.

― Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 30 October 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

This album should have been called A Little Too Personal. I have no idea how this video got greenlighted. Did she direct it herself?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Sunday, 30 October 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

Yes.

― Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 30 October 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

This video is mind-bogglingly ridiculous.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Sunday, 30 October 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

it's on video.aol.com and awesome

― k t (matchstick), Sunday, 30 October 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

TS: "Confessions of a Broken Heart" by L Lohan vs "Livin' on the Edge of a Broken Heart" by Vixen

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Sunday, 30 October 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

Thank you. I'd been wanting to view it since I heard about it.

― Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 30 October 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

Lindsay Lohan's father thrilled with song

― Thugee Hashishim (wubfur), Sunday, 30 October 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)

I like it when she screams into the camera with the wind-machine going strong.

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Sunday, 30 October 2005 07:19 (twenty years ago)

wow

― Jimmy Mod Is The Damnation (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 30 October 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)

Some bubbles in that bathwater would brighten the room up no end.

― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Sunday, 30 October 2005 07:56 (twenty years ago)

Yuck, man.

― 57 7th (calstars), Sunday, 30 October 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

TMI for the masses!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 30 October 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

it's very Plastic Ono Band

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 30 October 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

maybe the use of the word "postman" was an intentional Lennon check

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 30 October 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Sure as hell hope it wasn't a Costner one.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 30 October 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

You know what? Even when she's being played by a woman straight out of Central Casting in a ludicrously over-the-top pop video, I can't sit there and watch someone's Mom get smacked around. I got about halfway in and had to shut it off.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Sunday, 30 October 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

does linda perry have anything to do with this song?

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 31 October 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

Oh my GOD DID I try!

Actually, the better question is: what the hell is Avril gonna do in her next video. I mean, this is pretty fucking hard to top. Avril is going to have to do some majorly fucked up shit to top the butter on this angst.

― iDonut B4 x86 (donut), Monday, 31 October 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

Abortion, yo.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

lysol douche

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 31 October 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

werewolf rape

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 October 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

final stages of aids

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 October 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

aids wolf

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 October 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

It can be all these things and more!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 31 October 2005 06:03 (twenty years ago)

Avril Lavigne's new single, "Mama Never Told Me," deals with her sexual assault at the hands of a werewolf that left her with AIDS and child, debating whether to terminate the pregnancy ("What to do? I just don't know/ a lysol douche might be the way to go"). MTV will only be playing the video, which stars Johnny Winter & Mia Farrow as her parents and the dipshit from Coheed & Cambria as her attacker, after midnight, preceeded by a parental advisory and a clarification that Lavigne does not believe that all werewolves are rapists.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

She's gonna reunite the Baader-Meinhof. Including the dead ones.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 31 October 2005 06:25 (twenty years ago)

Weiland will cameo in the video of course.

― iDonut B4 x86 (donut), Monday, 31 October 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)

as in Cameo.. he's going to have Larry Blackmon hair.

― iDonut B4 x86 (donut), Monday, 31 October 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)

and the codpiece

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 07:02 (twenty years ago)

Michael Lohan - who is serving a four year sentence for drunken driving, contempt of court and beating his brother-in-law with a shoe - wrote his own song after learning Lohan was releasing Confessions Of A Broken Heart.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

"Daddy's Home (And Gonna Go Imelda Marcos On Your Ass)"

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39382000/jpg/_39382311_shoe203a.jpg

― zappi (joni), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, they can screen it just before the premiere of It Was All Yello: The Coldwerk Sessions!

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 31 October 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

I finally saw the vid this morning, and it's some quality comedy, oh yes.

I liked how it builds up to present-day Lindsay and cowering-in-her-room-to-escape-the-fighting Lindsay both screaming at the same time, with quick edits between the two. I THINK THE PAST STILL HAUNTS HER.

It's only a matter of time before somebody makes a video like this about their dog dying or their bicycle getting a flat tire when they were eleven.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 21 November 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

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