Kevin Federline, aka Britney Spears' husband, the rapper

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It's been a long time since I started a thread which received zero replies. I figured that Kevin might do the trick.

http://www.discod.com/yallaintready/yallaintready.mp3

Nathalie, the Queen of Frock 'n' Fall (stevie nixed), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

I can't seem to find any info on it. I remember reading an article and it mentioned Hollertronix. I'm probably hallucinating though.

Nathalie, the Queen of Frock 'n' Fall (stevie nixed), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

Apparently, it's all over!

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

Two things:

Apparently, Britney laughed in his face when he played this to her.

Also, to describe this song. Imagine you got a bunch of "special" children to perform a Special Tribute to Busta Rhymes. This is how "Break Ya Neck" might sound.

edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

I can't play this at work but Disco D's mix album, which I was listening to this morning, is awesome

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

Can someone do a YSI of this file? The link doesn't work anymore.

KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

yeah seriously!

swvl (vozick), Thursday, 3 November 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

i'm dying to hear it.

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 November 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

it's also here: http://www.thestencil.com/archives/2005/11/federline.html

tim_g, Thursday, 3 November 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

That's even worse than I was expecting!

Dan (Mind Blown) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 November 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

But maybe baby you can wait and see
Until then all these Pavarottis followin' me

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 3 November 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

If I make a song this bad, can I snog Britney too?

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 3 November 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

THIS SONG IS GREAT, YOU ARE ALL OUT OF YOUR MINDS@!!

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 3 November 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

Jaxon is secretly Kevin Federline! No wonder he keeps talking about his wife so much.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 November 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

xpost - i say that half kiddingly. the beat is great. fake neptunes weirdness. his voice isn't terrible. his lyrics are dumb, but i expect that in most hip hop, and his flow could use a bit of practice, but it's not terrible.

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 3 November 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

am i as bad about talking about my wife as ian m was w/his mom?

don't answer that

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 4 November 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

wow. new level of badness.

JD from CDepot, Friday, 4 November 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

SPEECHLESS

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 4 November 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.

reddening (reddening), Friday, 4 November 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

i've heard rap by real rappers thats worse than this so i cant really hate on it

astroblaster (astroblaster), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

I'm his cousin; he's my daddy.

PappaWheelie B.C., Friday, 4 November 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

the flow is painful. it's not even real rap. it is like madonna rap. the beat is ok though, yeah.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051103/ap_en_mu/people_kevin_federline

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

xpost - i say that half kiddingly. the beat is great. fake neptunes weirdness. his voice isn't terrible. his lyrics are dumb, but i expect that in most hip hop, and his flow could use a bit of practice, but it's not terrible.

Exactly. I expected much worse. Granted his flow is mediocre and the words are dumb, but apart from that it's not so bad. I just think it's a knee-jerk reaction cause it's K-Fed.

Nathalie, the Queen of Frock 'n' Fall (stevie nixed), Friday, 4 November 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

He sounds like something off ICP's label.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 4 November 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

yeah i was thinking that too!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 4 November 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

god, i hate this smug bastard, i really do. i don't even feel bad that the tabloids and the press at large aren't going to give this a shot. but still, watch pitchfork give it a 6.0 or something.

JD from CDepot, Friday, 4 November 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

I can't wait to read Kelefa's article defending it.

person (shookout), Friday, 4 November 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...
Thomas Dolby beefs with the K-Fed:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060407/en_music_eo/18752;_ylt=AtZ_.y2pHDSvFOZzZ2MDyYR2F78C;_ylu=X3oDMTA4dDg2MG9mBHNlYwMxNjk3

K-Fed: Blinded with Sampling?

By Gina Serpe1 hour, 50 minutes ago

Hyperbole aside, K-Fed is working hard to live up to his self-proclaimed stature as "America's Most Hated." This week, he added another name to the enemy list.

New wave pioneer Thomas Dolby says he's contemplating legal action against Britney's other half for allegedly sampling Dolby's 1983 hit "She Blinded Me with Science" without permission.

Federline's latest song, "America's Most Hated," was recently released through the aspiring rapper's MySpace page and seems to sample Mobb Deep's "Got It Twisted," which in turn had (legally) sampled a riff from Dolby's smash single.

"Kevin Federline, whom I'd never heard of until a few days ago, appears to have illegally sampled one of my compositions," Dolby posted on his blog after getting tipped off to the track by a fan. "And laws aside, he owed it to me as an artist to ask if I minded that he recorded a vitriolic rap over the top of my music."

Federline's expletive-laced song, which starts off with the line, "This is for the haters," addresses his demonization by those in the press, with extra special shout-outs to Us Weekly--a false tabloid, as his wife might say, and one that the Federlines are currently waging a lawsuit against--and, of course, Bryant Gumbel.

Dolby said he first heard the song after being clued in to its existence via a posting on his Website's message boards. He responded with a blog entry requesting that the song be removed from the singer's MySpace page.

"So, K-Fed, if you're reading this, I'm asking you nicely to take the track down ASAP. Or maybe you'd prefer me to come after some of your wife's ill-gotten gains?"

While Federline's reps had no comment on Dolby's diss, the song was removed from Federline's Website on Wednesday.

Dolby posted another entry on his own site later that day: "Success!"

"You can't just take a very well-known piece of music and add your own vitriolic rap over the top of it and get away with it," the new wave singer told MTV News.

"I considered turning a blind eye to it other than, as I mentioned on my site, asking him politely to take it down. But I found out today that it aired on VH1 last week. So, it's more than just an MP3 download.

"It's like what Vanilla Ice did with 'Ice, Ice Baby,' " Dolby said, "although I think Vanilla Ice is a superstar compared to this guy."

Ouch.

"Mobb Deep came to me and asked for a license," Dolby continued. "We issue licenses all the time, for movies and TV shows and so on. I was aware of the Mobb Deep one, but I certainly never issued a license to Kevin Federline."

Nor would he have.

"I wouldn't have turned it down because of who he is," Dolby told MTV. "I knew nothing about him, quite frankly, and just because he gets a bad rep in the press doesn't make him a bad guy. But just on the merits of the song, I would have said no...The lyrics are pretty evil, and I just don't think it was appropriate."

Dolby also noted in his blog that Mobb Deep's copyrights were equally violated, though since that rapper's label, Jive Records, is also home to Spears, he didn't suspect anything would come of that violation.

"[Jive's executives] don't want to rock the Britney boat, so they are turning a blind eye," he wrote.

A spokesman for Jive Records, meanwhile, told MTV News that lawyers were investigating the issue. Dolby has also turned his claim over to a legal team.

Meanwhile, Dolby is preparing to kick off his first tour in more than 15 years next week, with a series of dates in clubs across the country.

The musician also recently helped out fellow synth player JJ Abrams with the score of the Abrams-helmed Mission: Impossible III.

Even though Federline doesn't have a record deal, is widely mocked for his musical shortcomings and is now facing a potential lawsuit, he announced last week that he's planning to release his debut album, Playing with Fire, in August.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Saturday, 8 April 2006 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

sonned by thomas dolby. ouch.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 8 April 2006 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.etonline.com/news/2007/09/54080/index.html

omar little, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

if pnly

elan, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://odeo.com/episodes/23725722-Offensive-Grape-Soda-song

M0ntell J0rdan S. (and what), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 00:14 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

oops...i ate it again

http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/b/d/e/6/Kevin_Federline_and_3e28.jpg?adImageId=3875743&imageId=6148882

scott seward, Saturday, 16 April 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://yazmar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/kevin-federline-fat-pool-05.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 16 April 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

does he keep getting women pregnant to ensure a steady food supply

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Saturday, 16 April 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://5.cdn.bit2host.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kevin-federline.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 16 April 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

Kevin Federline has his fifth baby due this summer, and with the new addition to the family he's almost ready to propose to his delusional girlfriend Victoria Prince. Speaking with Us Weekly about the future Federline fetus and his relationship with Victoria, K-Fed says there's "No wedding is in the works at all," but he does want to get married.

Kevin Federlin And Girlfriend Victoria Prince

Kevin hasn't proposed to Victoria and he's not going to do so "until I have the courage to propose."

Don't hold your breath Victoria, he's not getting down on bended knee and proposing. He gets $20,000 a month from Britney Spears for alimony until death or he remarries and you know he's not going to screw himself out of that monthly check. Victoria should move on to a real man right now because K-Fart isn't going to put a ring on it.

scott seward, Saturday, 16 April 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://allieiswired.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/kevin-federline-celebrity-fit-club1.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 16 April 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://5.cdn.bit2host.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/kfed.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 16 April 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

i didn't know that he had already been on a celebrity chubby show! i just saw a picture and i hadn't thought of him in years. maybe he gained weight just so he could go on a show. i wouldn't put it past him.

scott seward, Saturday, 16 April 2011 00:28 (fourteen years ago)


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