what would be good music to urinate to?

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i was thinking about putting a cd player in my bathroom.
what would be good pissing music?. i don't mean songs hat mention pissing or have the word piss in the title. i mean songs that would make for an enjoyable piss.

thank you.
-Chris

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)

it should say "songs THAT mention pissing"

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)

c'mon!!!

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 06:35 (twenty years ago)

raindrops keep falling on my head?

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 06:39 (twenty years ago)

I'm only happy when it rains.

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

The River

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)

The opening to 'Gin And Juice'... Tanquaray talking to me... I gots ta piss...

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 07:14 (twenty years ago)

"can't get enough of your love" - that 70's guitar song, I don't know who sings it.

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)

Christie, "Yellow River"

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 07:19 (twenty years ago)

Buck 65 "Wicked and Weird"

― ken taylrr never her (ken taylrr), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)

oh wait, never mind...

― ken taylrr never her (ken taylrr), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)

I don't know, but shitting to shoegazer is pretty good

― voe marshall (Seuss 2005), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 07:50 (twenty years ago)

i know some good shitting songs. Pissing? Can't help you sorry

― Blank Realm, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 08:44 (twenty years ago)

The Hidden Cameras!!!!

― Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

Patti Smith - "Pissing In A River"

Also, anything with Slash on it.

― NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 09:02 (twenty years ago)

In an old issue of CREEM, Richard Riegel once made a remark about "Clarence Clemons' 'I-Got-To-Pee-REAL-Bad' saxophone solos". PWNED! (First time I've ever used that 'word'. And the last time, too. Hope I used it correctly!...)

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 09:09 (twenty years ago)

There's an old Steve Hillage album which, if memory serves me, has a lot of running water on it - the sound of streams I suppose it's supposed to be...that always makes me want to urinate but I think it would also help the urinating experience.

Why do you want to know? Thinking of pumping music into a toilet? I remember going to a trendy London eatierie once and in the toilets was really loud (much louder than in the restaurant) hi-energy disco. I can't say it made pissing any easier but the couple in the next cubicle seemed to be enjoying it.

― Ned T.Rifle, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 09:19 (twenty years ago)

Sorry missed the first line of your post - "in your bathroom" - of course!

Surely you need showering od bathing music then, as they will take up more of your time. I would think.

That Steve Hillage album is called Rainbow Dome Musick incidentally.

― Ned, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 09:22 (twenty years ago)

That should be "showering OR bathing" - od-ing in the bathroom is a whole other thread.

― Ned, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 09:24 (twenty years ago)

Christie, "Yellow River"
-- Joseph McCombs (jmccomb...), November 9th, 2005.
hahahahahahahahaaa and heheheheeheee!!!!
bangles in your (bath)room.
george michael+aretha franklin -i know u were waiting 4 me (2 pee)

― retrogurl, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 09:44 (twenty years ago)

no-one mentioned "relax" yet? or r. kelly?!? y'all slipping!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 09:45 (twenty years ago)

Ice Cube - "Burnin'"

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 09:47 (twenty years ago)

'Here Come The Warm Jets' obviously. Whistling while you pee - sign of a man without a care.

― NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 09:53 (twenty years ago)

that chumbawumba song

― andy dale awesome (andy dale), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 10:12 (twenty years ago)

Oasis- Go Let It Out

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

Sting's "I Burn For You"

― brittle-lemon (brittle-lemon), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 10:40 (twenty years ago)

SOMEONE BANN EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD. INCLUDING ME. FUCK

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 11:15 (twenty years ago)

Anything by Slash?

― matt d, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

somehow FSOL springs to mind. And TLC !

― rykketid id (idle hands), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

No one has yet said "peepee to thread!"

― peepee (peepee), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

.....anyways, how about "We're Off To See The Wizzer(sic)" from the Wizard of Oz?

― peepee (peepee), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

how has no one mentioned this gem:

Men's Recovery Project - “Man Urinating, Laughter”

― bobby.lasers, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

Zappa: Don't Eat the Yellow Snow

― footlog, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

i think we should respect the thread starters wishes and be considering the arc and rhythm of the song rather than lyrical content or amusing titles.
weighing up these factors, i choose

'spaced out' by play paul

from the waves compilation.
it is french filter disco and it is perfect for a long pent up piss after a long nights sleep. there is an urgency and also a holding backness (via filter) at the start that matches the urinators state of mind. it takes a while to get going, maybe like waiting for morning wood to go away. then the piss in the song finally gushes out when the filter is released and is playful and joyous and kind of assymetrical just like a jagged piss thats coming out a bit too hard. then it sort of sputters at the end and does something else.

― minna (minna), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

mine was in full respect to the thread starters...

musically Men's Recovery Project nail it on the head...

1. The sound of one man urinating.
2. A large crowd laughing at him.

Who hasn't had this come true?!

So, if I'm urinating, I want to listen to this song, because for once it won't be ME that's getting laughed at, it'll be the guy on the recording.

― bobby.lasers, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

charles bronson. you can listen to more than a handful during each evacuation.

― Dan Gr (certain), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Hugh Le Caine: "Dripsody"

― Ryan Pitchfork (Ryan Pitchfork), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

Whoever said Rainbow Dome Musick was otm, basically anything vaguely ambient would work a treat, and if you can sneak some birds (larks, cockatoos, piping plovers etc) into the bathroom at the same time so much the better.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Zappa: Don't Eat the Yellow Snow

Yeah, if it's a bodily function, you can be pretty sure Zappa has a song about it.

Zappa "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee"

― viborgu, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

William Basinski - Water Music (for those long, long, long purges)

― Brakhage (brakhage), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

TLC, Waterfalls

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Aqua Bassino "Pools"

― blunt (blunt), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

I seem to remember in college that the under-aged drinking bar at Syracuse would play a lot of grunge, stuff like Weezer and '80s punk. Those were happy times, and if I recall correctly, "Been Caught Stealing" is a fun-ass pissing song.

― Chris O., Wednesday, 9 November 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

Asmus Tietchens

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

That goddamn jingle from that goddamn ad--"gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now..."

And now I do. Damnit.

― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

"Hold On Loosely"

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

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― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

what would be good music to fuck ilm to?

― Masked Gazza, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

satie.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

The best music I've ever urinated too was Tool live. I was peeing at the concert and was gonna see them the next night, so didn't care what I missed.

I just kept thinking "THE ENTIRE BAND TOOL IS PLAYING JUST SO YOU CAN BE ENTERTAINED WHILE YOU PISS"

― HYDRALLUS (hydraulis2), Sunday, 13 November 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

the theme from 'curb your enthusiasm', i think. i can just hear tinkling whenever i listen to that...

― heywood jablomi (heywood), Sunday, 13 November 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

Todd Rundgren, "Piss Aaron"

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 13 November 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

Cornelius - Drop

― Acid house girls and flowers (fandango), Monday, 14 November 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

Malaria! - Kaltes Klares Wasser

― Acid house girls and flowers (fandango), Monday, 14 November 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

"any day now / any day now / i shall be released"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 14 November 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

Magma - Mekanik Destructiw Kommandoh

― Matt #2 (Matt #2), Monday, 14 November 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

thanks for all of your answers, guys.
i wound up not putting a cd player in my bathroom because it's a stupid idea. but thanks anyway.

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Monday, 14 November 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

http://cover09.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/260/269830.jpg

― Declan Zimmerman (Declan Zimmerman), Monday, 14 November 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

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― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 14 November 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

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