Best band name that hasn't been used yet.

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You know you've thought of one before. Go.

(And no, I'm not in or starting a band.)

― footlog, Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Steely Trevor

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

You Prick

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

Deadpan Lighthouse

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

Jesus Loves White Trash

― Chris O., Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

Baby Jesus Hitler

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

The Bedsit Tragics

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Rebar McIntyre

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

Punkass Thetic

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

Eric Gill's Dog
(for a punk band that got together in a graphic design course)

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

TNA (all girl band)

Electrofucution

― Agean Seahag, Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

ILM-Phasis

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

Great name for an awful band:
PerFunktory

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

Don't get me started...

Pregnant Britney Drinking
LSD I Love You
The Red Mice (plumbers will get this one)
The Inconceivable

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

ha ha ha ha
xpost

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

Damn, hate to poast again for something so stupi, but that was supposed to be PerFunkshun.

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

already posted on superfluous post, what's another. pardon my typing.

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

on=one.

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

.=?

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

I like PerFunktory better.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

BallSauceLeotard

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

xpost. me too in retrospect. OK, I go now.

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

N*Cephalectomy

― Nick (nick_banks), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

Televised Event

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

I AM OTM

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

tonight at the ottobar

bean cobain is jojo
with
every time i die
monuments to masses
fear before the march of flames

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

Hell No

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

Suckarooch

― 'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

for what it's worth, "perfunktory" has, in fact, existed

― ben skoch (b'angelo), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

how about PerFunktorasm?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Orgasmed Rhyme

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Keith Richards & The Anal Linguists

― 'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Lik-A-Maid

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

(Johnathan) Frakes Fiction

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Thee Shakespeares

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

Thy Masters

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

By the way, all of these bands sound really shitty...

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

Oh, you're familiar with them then?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

The Supersugars

― 'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

They just sound like shitty punk and emo bands that I wouldn't go to see for free.

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Matt Car1son's Got Better Things To Do Tonight

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

Well then take your curious brand of fun elsewhere, Matty.

On with the shitty names!

― footlog, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

The Raccoonists

― jeff tweedy, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

singer and the band

thingummy and the doodahs

beer cr-8 (a personal favourite)

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

I believe this thread is for "best" band names...

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

So it devolved.

On with the shitty band names, I say!

― footlog, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

The Beetles

― peepee (peepee), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Thy Masters rules!!!

― Chris O., Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

The Go-Sees

― piscesboy, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

Commander in Chief

― Matt McEver (mattmc387), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

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The Orange Julii

― Dominique, Thursday, 25 February 2010 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

Roy Division

― StanM, Monday, 1 March 2010 09:06 (sixteen years ago)

Scoliosis Porterhouse

― that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Monday, 1 March 2010 10:53 (sixteen years ago)

More Barn

― that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:31 (sixteen years ago)

Circular Braid

― that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Friday, 5 March 2010 00:53 (sixteen years ago)

You Too

― that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Friday, 5 March 2010 00:56 (sixteen years ago)

One Mind Ministries

― meisenfek, Saturday, 6 March 2010 07:45 (sixteen years ago)

_____ and the Children

― kaitokid05, Saturday, 6 March 2010 08:34 (sixteen years ago)

― meisenfek, Saturday, 6 March 2010 12:24 (sixteen years ago)

From this thread
Scientists reach a consensus on what killed the Dinosaurs!
"Jesus and the Dinosaurs"

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Saturday, 6 March 2010 13:05 (sixteen years ago)

Tractatus Toothache

― M.V., Monday, 8 March 2010 02:27 (sixteen years ago)

Faux Jerky

― M.V., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:01 (sixteen years ago)

Mumblin' Bob

― M.V., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:02 (sixteen years ago)

Fear of a Black Plane

― M.V., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:02 (sixteen years ago)

Ronald McDonald Sutherland

― Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:09 (sixteen years ago)

low+

― meisenfek, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

Here Comes the Knife

― You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. (hugo), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:03 (sixteen years ago)

Tweaked Moniker

― ❽ (M.V.), Saturday, 20 March 2010 21:26 (sixteen years ago)

Michaelangelo Was a Rapist

― Cattle Grind, Saturday, 20 March 2010 21:32 (sixteen years ago)

Cabernet Tweens

(LOVE "More Barn"!)

― Armchair Crab (staggerlee), Saturday, 20 March 2010 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

Been trying to name my drummers' doom metal side project.

Submissions thus far:

Slaycation
Snuffilmuphagus
Wrong Ørifice
Hairy Reed

― Darin, Monday, 22 March 2010 21:50 (sixteen years ago)

how 'bout:

D(((((Ü)))))M

― Armchair Crab (staggerlee), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 00:31 (sixteen years ago)

The Sex Epistles (Christian punk)

― Dr X O'Skeleton, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:29 (sixteen years ago)

The Cocking Cunts
The Bastard Bitches

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:36 (sixteen years ago)

The Fucking Sucks

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:38 (sixteen years ago)

Scoliosis Schoolhouse

(apologies to MV)

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:42 (sixteen years ago)

Hutaree Leboon

― ❽ (M.V.), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

Bad Touch

― Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 00:55 (sixteen years ago)

Toiletpee

― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 06:47 (sixteen years ago)

I could have sworn that there was a band called White Liberal Guilt. After searching this board, Google, wiki, discogs, and GEMM, I seem to have been proven wrong. Which is good, because I needed a name to make music under as my no. 1 pick, Artless, was taken.

― naus, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 07:05 (sixteen years ago)

Papa Roach

Oh no, wait.

Limp Bizkit

Fuck, no wait.

God dammit this is so hard.

― kelpolaris, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:52 (sixteen years ago)

Sum 182

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:36 (sixteen years ago)

steve garvey

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:37 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Masonic Cufflinks

― ❽ (M.V.), Monday, 19 April 2010 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

Sodom and Baltimora.

― Cunga, Monday, 19 April 2010 16:25 (sixteen years ago)

The Cryptic Tweets

― musically, Monday, 19 April 2010 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

The Is

― gnarly sceptre, Monday, 19 April 2010 16:41 (sixteen years ago)

Whisker Biscuit
Interstellar Overbite
Band in Boston Creem

― ImprovSpirit, Monday, 19 April 2010 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

play & try:

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― meisenfek, Sunday, 5 September 2010 10:12 (sixteen years ago)

Surely Jism

― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 5 September 2010 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

The Rare But Serious Side-Effects

― kashi west: late vegetarian (rustic italian flatbread), Saturday, 12 November 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Operation Earnest Voice

― meisenfek, Saturday, 13 October 2012 09:39 (thirteen years ago)

seven years pass...

My sincere thanks to M.V. and Snoball - lacking inspiration I snagged a pair of tickets to see Earth this Monday in a "best fantasy band name" competition using "Mumblin' Bob and the Dinosaurs". I already had a ticket but now two of my skint mates can come with me :)

― knowing for certain the first touch of the light will finish you (fionnland), Friday, 8 November 2019 22:51 (six years ago)

Hollywood Star Whackers

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:29 (six years ago)

Prolapse

― cryborg (rip van wanko), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:33 (six years ago)

prolapse?

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:39 (six years ago)

ok boomer

― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:48 (six years ago)

AD ONCE WAS the BROW

― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 17:59 (six years ago)

glass turtle

that's a home run right there, boys.

― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:18 (six years ago)

xpost

― Mark G, Wednesday, 13 November 2019 07:13 (six years ago)

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