Sexual band names

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Somehow I just came across a band called "Abspritzen", German for "to jerk off". Do I remember well that there was a band called Hindu Love Gods? I can't think of any others except this British band with orgasm or something in their long often abbreviated name. What where they called again? Any more?

― alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sex pistols! the slits (debatable)machine gun fellatio

more as they "come" to mind (haw haw)

― minna, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Steely Dan

― Jeff W, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thin White Rope 10CC The Lovin' Spoonful blah blah etc etc

― Mark Morris, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

dildo warheads. sexmachines. (kiss my jazz).

― helenfordsdale, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Carter USM it was. Carter the unstoppable sex machine. Yes!

― alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck (unless that's meant to be an expletive?)
Les Black's Amazing Pink Holes
Woolcave (OK, that's a Spinal Tap reference)
Lubricated Goat (depends what you're into I guess)
Girly Machine (kind of)

― Dave225, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pussy Galore

― Poops McGee, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Butthole Surfers?

― alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the fuck fucks

― minna, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Jody Grind

― Brian Gallagher, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I take it Sexual Chocolate is just too obvious? Arab Strap. Papillon D'Amour is French for crabs.

Of course, my aborted group: The Sexcapades Of Dan Diego.

― emil.y, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the Hard-ons

― WiLLeM, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Eat a Bag of Dicks!

― adam, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Anal Cunt! Yaaayy! Two for the price of one!

― Lord Custos, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Golden Showers (a German band some people have likened to the Cramps).

― j.lu, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

JellyRoll Morton.

― Dave225, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Les Sexareenos!

― fritz, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Circle Jerks

― Dave225, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Representing Norway: The Cumshots, Anal Babes

― OleM, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Throbbing Gristle

Come

Sexual Milkshake

Nocturnal Emissions

Breeders ?

Flaming Lips

Nashville Pussy

The Cunts

Spermbirds

and many, many more.........

― Baxter Wingnut, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Disco Tex and His Sex-o-lettes

― M. Matos, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Joy Division. Oh, and when Ian Curtis used to bring the Hacienda to its knees with "Sugar Walls," twas magic indeed.

― F. Smith, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Portland boasts a band named "Statch and the Rapes".

The Crucifucks come to mind as well.

― doug, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Dils.

― nickn, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

how about the smoking popes? or am i high?

― Brock K, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

any band name with the word cherry

― g, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

a more interesting thread would be sexual band names that can still get airplay. anal cunt is out obviously

― g, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Cherry Poppin' Daddy's got airplay, right?

― A Nairn, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

10cc. the lovin' spoonful

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

do Celibate Rifles count?

― Spencer, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

4-Gazm, Arab Strap, Vibrators.

― Ben Squircle, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pearl Jam

― static, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Harry Pussy.

― Mark, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Buzzcocks

― Nik, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Flaming Lips? Thank you. Now, I won't be able to listen to them. Visions of John on a flaming pie, etc. Or something, err, Quaaludes please.

― powertonevolume, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wasn't there a band called Fanny?

― helenfordsdale, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wasn't there a band called Fanny?

Yes, all female US early '70s hard rock.

― David Inglesfield, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

gerogerigegege

― man, Saturday, 22 November 2003 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Didn't REM play a gig as Bingo Hand Job (I am far too scared to google that)?

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 22 November 2003 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Thora Hird's Cunt

― Pete S, Saturday, 22 November 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Hole.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 November 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

AC/DC. The Strokes. Tool.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 November 2003 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The Muffs
Coldplay
Fudge Tunnel (that's speculative, but I wouldn't be surprised)
Milf
Pegboy
Prick

And, it isn't actually sexual but I had to include it: pianist Dick Hyman.

― Joshua Davis (josh_anomaly), Sunday, 23 November 2003 07:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Revolting Cocks, Bush, Helmet (original band name was Purple Helmet I believe), Big Black (debatable), Built To Spill (also debatable), Dink, Jack Off Jill, Swollen Members, Rapeman.

― Ben, Sunday, 23 November 2003 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Limp Bizkit = a phrase used by jocks that involves the eating of each others come. An apt phrase for these fellows!

Trapt = "gay, shitty music"

P.O.D. (stands for "P-gayer O-shittier D-music")

Chevelle = "flaming fags" (just like all emo/screamo/fagmo)

and of course,

The Fags

― lonenutnate, Sunday, 23 November 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Human Sexual Response

― p.j. (Henry), Sunday, 23 November 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Thora Hird's Cunt

Crikey!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't know she had a band!!!!!!!!!

Anyway- anyone remember the one hit wonder ravey band with the rather amusing name Digital Orgasm?!?!?!?!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Monday, 24 November 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Buzzcocks

Actually, no. The name came from the expression "What's the buzz, cocks?" used in a 70's sitcom called Rock Follies.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 24 November 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

six years pass...

Death By Horsecock

― van smack, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

seven years pass...

Fuck Buttons
Allusions to sex in band names were more subtle in the old days.

― Ich bin kein Berliner (alex in mainhattan), Friday, 9 March 2018 22:59 (seven years ago)

There's a Canadian band that spells its name "Mourning Wood," which fools nobody.

― SlimAndSlam, Saturday, 10 March 2018 03:58 (seven years ago)

Jarabe de Palo

Spanish for stick syrup

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 10 March 2018 04:12 (seven years ago)

Genitallica

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 10 March 2018 04:12 (seven years ago)

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