This just in: Michael Jackson doesn't like Jews

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In an answering machine message, the King of Pop™ refers to Jews as "leeches".

Perhaps on his comeback tour he should team up with Prussian Blue?

― acb (acb), Thursday, 24 November 2005 10:45 (twenty years ago)

Not surprising, his parents ain't too fond of them either.

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 24 November 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

Wasn't there that 'bite me, kike me' [whatever that means] line in one of his mid-90s dirges?

― Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Thursday, 24 November 2005 11:02 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps the statement was intended to help build his fanbase in the Middle East, where he now resides? Wasn't the #1 song on the charts in Egypt a while ago titled "I Hate Israel" or something like that?

― acb (acb), Thursday, 24 November 2005 11:04 (twenty years ago)

"Wasn't there that 'bite me, kike me' [whatever that means] line in one of his mid-90s dirges?"

Yeah, that was They Don't Care About Us, but I think he changed it later on.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 24 November 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

The line was "kick me / kike me / don't you black or white me" and it got altered on later releases.
Michael claimed not to know what a kike was.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 November 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

I guess he has listened a lot to the people who are currently close to him, most of which are Muslim Fundamentalists....

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 25 November 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

hmmmm.....yep.

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Friday, 25 November 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

Geir brings the religious insight!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 25 November 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

Can't wait for him and Jesse Jackson to duet on "Hymietown"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 25 November 2005 02:27 (twenty years ago)

Jackson was quoted as saying: "They suck them like leeches. ... They start out the most popular person in the world, make a lot of money, big house, cars and everything and end up penniless. It's a conspiracy. The Jews do it on purpose."

it was the JEWS that diddled those kids, not michael. i bet it was the jews that recorded that anti-semitic message!

― 'you' vs. 'city hall' FITE (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 November 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

"hymietown" was a conspiracy too. we were just trying to keep a brother down.

― 'you' vs. 'city hall' FITE (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 November 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

Same old career arc, moppet to idol to freak to scary loathsome crank.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 25 November 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

i'm going to start blaming michael jackson for the problems in my life.

― 'you' vs. 'city hall' FITE (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 November 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

I've been doing it for years — he's very handy that way. (Yoko too.)

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Friday, 25 November 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

Maybe that's the real reason Van Halen broke up -- Diamond Dave didn't like Eddie doing guitar solos for an anti-Semite.

― disco violence (disco violence), Friday, 25 November 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)

The Nation of Islam are about as Muslim as Madonna is an Orthodox Jew. From what I gather, they're basically a black-supremacist UFO cult with a bit of Koranspeak cut'n'pasted here and there for cachet.

― acb (acb), Friday, 25 November 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

Whatever, man. Everyone knows Michael Jackson loves everybody, just like Jesus did. Fact!

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

make a lot of money, big house, cars and everything and end up penniless. It's a conspiracy. The Jews do it on purpose.

this statement doesn't make any sense. what the fuck is he talking about, ending up penniless? what kind of dumbass kind of conspiracy would that be?

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

he thinks that all the jewish music moguls have a master plan to squeeze as much money and fame out of their artists as they can in a short time, then leave them high & dry for younger & cuter & more relevant acts.

it's not WRONG necessarily, but what does it have to do with being jewish?

― the jews (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 November 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

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