how hot is madonna on the cover of the observer music monthly?

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seriously, i dont think shes looked that immensely shaggable for years. when i see that photo i just imagine her saying 'take me from the back right this instant'.

― ahahah, Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

she looked posh uni totty going to a Ball

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

And like there's anything more shaggable than that?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

this is the image on the web site for the article:

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/arts/2005/11/21/Madonna372.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

lol - that pic is terrible
the cover is here -
http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/extra/2005/theobserver_201105_header.jpg

it just screams 'lift up my skirt and fuck me from behind against this door please. k, thanx'

― hahahahah, Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

ooops, here is the link for the cover
PHWWOOOOAARRRRR

― hahahahah, Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

ooops, here is the link for the cover (really, this time)
http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/extra/2005/theobserver_201105_cover.jpg
PHWWOOOOAARRRRR

― hahahahah, Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

welcome home calum

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

Why does she think that grody leotard/tan stockings combination is HOTTT? She looks like Rosemary Conley or something.

― fandango (fandango), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Lift up my shirt and f*ck me from behind?

What this thread needs is some Tiga...

http://gullbuy.com/buy/2003/4_22/images/tiga.jpg

― -Stroke-Model (kate), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Hello Tiga. Rrrr.

― lex logged out, Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

I would actually pay money to see that, Lex. Rowr!

― -Stroke-Model (kate), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

ARRRRRRRRRRR!

― ahahahah, Thursday, 24 November 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/images/400/finchy.jpg

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 24 November 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

we should get anna to organise it, kate.

― lex again, Thursday, 24 November 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

so, which one is the best diet for her?

― not tiga, Thursday, 24 November 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe that we've actually found a boy that *all* Shimuras and our dancers agree on!

― -Stroke-Model (kate), Thursday, 24 November 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

I mean, look at that lipgloss!

http://www.epitonic.com/art/artists/tiga/mixedemotions_cover250.jpg

― -Stroke-Model (kate), Thursday, 24 November 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2005/09/13/inside-toronto-pluto.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 November 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

masonic boom-chicka-boom wildly OTM, Tiga can coax louder phwoars without even getting up from the divan

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Friday, 25 November 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.quepasa.com/newsimages/cartoon2032/2/Elijah%20Wood.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 25 November 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

NO!

When I see Madonna these days showing off her crotch, I think:

"EW! OLD LADY, PUT YOUR PANTS ON!"

― Brightize, Friday, 25 November 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

i was at a friend's house for thanksgiving and we were down in his parents' basement, looking at a bunch of his old stuff, army figures, my bloody valentine posters, a portastatic album... and madonna's sex book. good lord she was gorgeous.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 25 November 2005 08:00 (twenty years ago)

I do not understand. In ESTONIA, we do not do the masturbate to the old women that does the tarting up and ends up looking like a crossdresser.

― Piotr Skut, Friday, 25 November 2005 09:54 (twenty years ago)

Tiga looks like a cross between Carlos Barat and Marc Bolan.

Madonna, on that cover? OK, take your point.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 25 November 2005 10:13 (twenty years ago)

I do not understand. In ESTONIA, we do not do the masturbate to the old women that does the tarting up and ends up looking like a crossdresser.
-- Piotr Skut (sku...), November 25th, 2005.
ditto.
dude i masturbate to avril,christina,britney and other young girls.

― retroboy, Friday, 25 November 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

Her old lady crotch really grosses me out in this new thing she's been wearing:
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/arts/2005/11/21/Madonna372.jpg

My girlfriend was looking at a magazine with her on the cover in the drug store and said, "She looks good for her age, doesn't she?" And that's when I said, for the first time, "EWWW! OLD LADY CROTCH!" That thing she's wearing is just really disgusting.

― Brightize, Friday, 25 November 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/MarkGrout/September2005/madge.jpg

OK People, here you go. In the aim of fairness.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 25 November 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

Nothing special. I think women copping slutty poses kind of grosses me out these days. Except for that 5 minutes at a time where I'm jerking off. But, as soon as that's out of the way, this imagery goes back to pathetic in my mind.

― Brightize, Friday, 25 November 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

don't worry, i'm sure you gross them out too!

― lex logged out, Friday, 25 November 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Oh hoo! Funny that you felt you had to put me down, loser.

― Brightize, Friday, 25 November 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

as funny as your issues with women?

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

"Issues" with "women." Tell me another, mediocre man.

― Brightize, Friday, 25 November 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Brightize's comebacks are iridescent jewels of wit

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 26 November 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

I do not understand. In ESTONIA, we do not do the masturbate to the old women that does the tarting up and ends up looking like a crossdresser.
-- Piotr Skut (sku...), November 25th, 2005.

and that's a straight left to the jaw!

― john clarkson, Saturday, 26 November 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

Brightize's comebacks are iridescent jewels of wit

Truth does not equal "wit," twerp.

― Brightize, Saturday, 26 November 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

In the cover picture, Madonna looks very pretty.

Good for her!

― the bellefox, Saturday, 26 November 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

In the cover picture, Madonna looks very pretty.

Good for her!

Especially since she spoke publicly about how her emphasis on sex in her earlier career was "wrong" and she regrets it. Good for you, Madonna, you fucked up hypocritical idiot.

― Brightize, Saturday, 26 November 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

what does madonna looking pretty have to do with madonna being old or a hypocrite

― dude dude, Saturday, 26 November 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

What does Madonna being pretty have to do with her sexy pose?

― dude dude, Saturday, 26 November 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

what does madonna have to do with anything at all any more?

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Saturday, 26 November 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

youth+innocence>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>old age+debauchery
http://www.interviewmagazine.com/images/NOV2005COVER.gif

― a Side-walkin' Street Wheeler (aaron ef.), Saturday, 26 November 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

"innocence"

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Saturday, 26 November 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/7026/image11tz.jpg

― youth+innocence, Saturday, 26 November 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

What an odd way to leave this thread....

― PB, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

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