pop stars make the best dads.... or, more about dave gaham than one should know

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DEPECHE MODE star DAVE GAHAN was forced to remove the 'geish' piercing between his testicles and his anus when one of his kids quizzed him about the ring that dangled there.

The LEAVE IN SILENCE singer had the sensitive area pierced years ago after hearing it was one of the most erotic areas to add jewellery.

He tells US magazine Blender, "I would beg to differ with that. I don't know if any piercing is erotic, really. For me, it was probably about the pain.

"I knew it was time to get rid of it when one of my kids noticed it and was like, 'Why do you have an earring in your a**?'"

awesome....how long till the kids ask about the track marks..

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

time to go scrub the eyes with bleach

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

Can I borrow some of that bleach....FOR MY BRAIN?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

I think a crucial initial question was left out there.

― Dan ("Why Are You Sitting On My Face?") Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

That is the funniest thing I've ever read.

― Billy Pilgrim (Billy Pilgrim), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

how much does a taint ring cost?

― clarissima, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

for damned good reason, dan

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Damn you and your damn parenthetical names, Perry! This is the second or third time today I've had to erase a post because I overlooked that you had already made a better joke in your name.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Taint nothin, luv.

http://www.daserste.de/cmspix/bildgalerie/zoom_400_300_16062005940000.jpg

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ will be here all week, folks (Je4nne Fury), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Woah, mid-piercing action shot.

― Dan (Didn't Sit For A Week) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

Oh my GOD

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

This all sounds terribly accurate.

Oh did I mention to Dan yet how GREAT AND WONDERFUL THE DEPECHE SHOW WAS LAST WEEK AND HOW HE WOULD HAVE KILLED TO HAVE BEEN THERE AND...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

...tickled Dave's geish niche?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.gorianet.it/tintin/dessins/depeche.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

...tickled Dave's geish niche?

A moving experience.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

Hate.

― Dan (Enough For Both Of You) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

The LEAVE IN SILENCE singer

that's not quite the epithet one would expect. is it?

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

I wondered about that too and figured they probably meant to use "Enjoy the Silence", which is their best known song.

― LeRooLeRoo (Seb), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

I think a crucial initial question was left out there.
-- Dan ("Why Are You Sitting On My Face?") Perry (djperry@gmail.com) (webmail), Yesterday 7:50 PM. (later) (link)

being: Why did the kids see his perineum?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 09:03 (twenty years ago)

depeche choad

― bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

lol teh fag

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

This lends a whole new, unwanted meaning to the title "Violator."

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

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