My 9-year-old son, a total jock, is now asking me to blast the Ramones every morning so he can bounce around the living room before school.

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How cool is that?

Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Thursday, 1 December 2005 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

Don't make me post my picture again...

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 1 December 2005 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

Can a nine-year-old be a 'jock'? I had no idea :(

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 1 December 2005 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/MarkGrout/donttryit.jpg
Just made this pic smaller. Testing...

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 1 December 2005 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

Feel free to post that pic at every available possibility mark

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Thursday, 1 December 2005 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

not very

send him to military school with nothing but an iPod full of wire songs

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Thursday, 1 December 2005 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

mark grout, is that yr son? fuck, what a silly animal u must be to make yr own son look like piece of shit, shame.

W. Lee, Thursday, 1 December 2005 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

When I shared a room with my little brother, he'd always ask me to play "Wouldn't It Be Nice" first thing in the morning for this exact reason. The initial bass kick is what he was all about.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 1 December 2005 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

No shithead, that his daughter (xpost)

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Thursday, 1 December 2005 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

Pssh! She's Alice, 5, and...

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 1 December 2005 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/MarkGrout/ACrop.jpg
cares this much what you think!

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 1 December 2005 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

making her pose in dumbass pictures like that is a form of child abuse, mark

i dont think she'll want anything to do with you after she turns 12

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Thursday, 1 December 2005 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

Mark, yr daughter is cute as a button. It's a Sex Pistols button, but still...

On a related note, I have a video of my 1 year old daughter leaping frantically in a bouncey seat to The Misfits' "I Turned Into A Martian". These are the moments that make parenthood special.

Can a nine-year-old be a 'jock'? I had no idea :(
-- DJ Mencap (lackofinteres...), December 1st, 2005.

I already know my 4 year old son is a jock. If it involves a ball, he's there. He can make baskets in regulation hoops. My wife and I are athletic idiots, and find this behavior mystifying.

When he was 3 he used to like the first Stooges and Unrest's Perfect Teeth, but now he's more of a Lion King fan. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 1 December 2005 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

FWIW, I didn't ask her to 'pose'. Both photo poses were her idea.

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 1 December 2005 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

oh ok

but i think she will want to burn them pictures when she turns 12 through

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Thursday, 1 December 2005 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

kids wanna burn EVERYTHING when they turn 12!

petesmith (plsmith), Thursday, 1 December 2005 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

You're probably right.

Then again, she'll still be cooler than I ever was.

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 1 December 2005 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

damn. i thought those pictures were actually of mark in the 70s w/rocker hair

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 1 December 2005 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

It could be Alex in NYC's daughter 4 years from now!

(There can NEVER be too many pictures of people's kids on ILM.)

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Thursday, 1 December 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

My 11-year-old boy likes the Ramones and loves playing baseball, watching ESPN and playing videogames.

He has a portable Mp3 player and I do not (his grandfather on his Mom's side got it for him)! While he has grown up my my cassettes, records, and cds as well as online stuff, he has told me of kids who have no cds, only single song downloaded mp3s.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 1 December 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

That's "grown up with my..."

curmudgeon, Thursday, 1 December 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Can a nine-year-old be a 'jock'? I had no idea :(
-- DJ Mencap (lackofinteres...), December 1st, 2005


As a coach of my son's baseball team, and assistant coach of his basketball team, I know. There are kids who look like they have never thrown a ball (and probably have not--parents always working, no siblings, no one encouraging them to do so). But there's little of that baggage that come high school gets tied in with being a jock.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 1 December 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

Which songs? In 1976 my teacher, Bill Routt, said that his kids loved "Beat on the Brat." (But Bill thought the Ramones were phonies, as punks.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 2 December 2005 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

"Rockaway Beach" and others from the first 3 albums for my boy.

curmudgeon, Friday, 2 December 2005 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

R&R High school soundtrack for Alice.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 December 2005 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

Was he the one who told you "Real Punks Don't Wear Black," Frank?

k/l (Ken L), Friday, 2 December 2005 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

My 6 year old son asked me to put Rockaway Beach on a compilation CD for him, I think he first heard it on a Scooby Doo episode. I was "Cool Dad" for about 5 minutes after I told him I'd been to see the Ramones.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 2 December 2005 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, we were "Cool mum and dad" for the same reason.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 December 2005 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

just be careful, jazzbo:

http://www.wirepix.com/images/examples/ePIX12811a.jpg

latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

God, you suddenly realise how little yr kids were, 2 1/2 years ago!

Mark G, Thursday, 17 July 2008 16:04 (sixteen years ago)

ha

Surmounter, Thursday, 17 July 2008 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

'My sullen 13 year old, a total stoner, is now asking me to blast Mastodon...'

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 July 2008 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

My wispy 14 year old, an introspective kind mole, is now asking me if I fancy some Decemberists.

Mackro Mackro, Thursday, 17 July 2008 20:44 (sixteen years ago)

actually this is a good idea.
my eldest needs to learn 'bout the good stuff.
time to give him a ramones cd to see if that makes him understand why he's learning the electric guitar.

(shown little real interest in music yet other than his godawful hoosiers/mika cds .. but i am very aware that he rebels against anything i suggest (as is correct) so i have sat back and waited for a band/style to 'wake' him up like 2-tone did for me, but fuck it, the kid needs a serious nudge in the right direction)

mark e, Thursday, 17 July 2008 20:55 (sixteen years ago)

My 8 year old step son was pounding the room to Bad Brains 'live at CBGBs dvd.Diving off the suite and generally throwing stuff around and getting all giddy.
It threw me.It was ace and a real step forward in our relationship.

I was watching Bad Brains in secret, not wanting to put them all through the din- like it was a porno- when he came in the room. I fully expected him to pull a face and leave. He's used to Robbie Williams and that kind of crap his mum subjects him to in the car and so on..

He still asks for Bad Brains dvd but told me that his dad had never heard of them. Another cringer.His son is in safe hands.

Fer Ark, Thursday, 17 July 2008 21:01 (sixteen years ago)

My 12-year-old son, still a total jock, is now completely addicted to Guitar Hero and Rock Band. He used to be so much cooler.

Jazzbo, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

Although the Ramones are on one of those games and he still likes them.

Jazzbo, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://media.musictoday.com/store/bands/778/product_medium/R7AM117.jpg

Mark G, Friday, 22 August 2008 08:18 (sixteen years ago)

In case you were wondering, that is:

Joey Ramone Action Figure

$16.99

From his earliest performances at CBGB to his untimely death in 2001, no musician personified punk rock like this unforgettable front man. This spring, NECA presents Joey in all his glory with the Joey Ramone Action Figure. Featuring his trademark leather jacket, sunglasses, and I'M NOT JOEY RAMONE t-shirt. Joey also comes with a microphone stand.

Mark G, Friday, 22 August 2008 08:18 (sixteen years ago)

I thouhgt it was Howard Stern doll that needed a perm.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 22 August 2008 09:18 (sixteen years ago)

four years pass...

Just found this thread while looking for something else..

Alice is 12 now, still quite proud of her rock chick background and the pics above without wanting them anywhere else...

She's started writing her own songs now, using my Gretsch Country Club while I wasn't looking but hey...

Mark G, Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago)

aww

some dude, Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago)

read this title as "a total sock" for a minute there

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago)

"My 9-year-old son" is definitely a sock premise with a lot of potential

some dude, Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago)


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