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50 Cent is planning to create a vibrator of his manhood - so his female fans can pretend to have sex with him. The sexy rapper is desperate to release a line of condoms and waterproof sex toys designed to excite his female fans and make them feel closer to his idols

The 'Get Rich Or Die Tryin' star said: "I need to make a 50 Cent condom and motorised version of me, which will have to be waterproof so you can utilise it in the tub

"Blue is my favourite colour so it will probably be blue
But I don't know how big

I don't know if big is better because I'm not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dildo

He is quoted in Britain's Mirror as adding: "But I want to do something like that, to create something popular and exciting for women

" Meanwhile the 'In Da Club' hitmaker, who recently branched into the movie business, is planning to extend his diverse career by launching his own publishing house He hopes his latest business venture will give so-called 'street fiction' a higher profile A spokesman for the company, G-Unit books, said the 2007 project will focus on the gritty themes covered in 50 Cent's music.

― Sym Sym (sym), Friday, 2 December 2005 04:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha, look out ladies!

― van igloo (van smack), Friday, 2 December 2005 04:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Oops, I guess there might be some men out there too looking for a fiddy dong.

― van igloo (van smack), Friday, 2 December 2005 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link

the sad part is... the vibrations of the dong would still have better flow...

http://www.inquiry.net/images/bbrg224b.gif http://www.music-atlas.com/images/album_covers/phil_collins-face_value.jpg

But I kid the hard lifers.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Friday, 2 December 2005 04:18 (nineteen years ago) link

The book thing sounds like it could be cool! I'm really surprised by that. I don't understand the dilemma about size, though, if it's just a replica of his own dick. It's like, it is what it is, surely?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 2 December 2005 04:27 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.daddybeans.com/playerhaterbook.jpg

― Hit It, Rockapella! (rockapella), Friday, 2 December 2005 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link

um, isn't it, "do it, rockapella?"
;)

― that's so taylrr (ken taylrr), Friday, 2 December 2005 04:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't understand the dilemma about size, though, if it's just a replica of his own dick. It's like, it is what it is, surely?

He must be TEENY

― Kathy McGinty('s donut) (donut), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude shut up.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:32 (nineteen years ago) link

It's like, it is what it is, surely?

maybe he has several different dicks he uses on different occasions, sort of like those detachable heads you can stick on screwdrivers.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:32 (nineteen years ago) link

"I don't know if big is better because I'm not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dildo"

At least we're still consulting men about what women want.

"Hey man, is it cool if your woman gets off?"
"I guess. I mean as long as she's still insecure enough to stay emotionally dependent on me, nahmsain'?"

― regular roundups (Dave M), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:32 (nineteen years ago) link

nahmsain is an anagram for samhain. almost.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Isn't Serge Nahmsian one of the guys from System of a Down?

― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:43 (nineteen years ago) link

IT ALL MAKES SENSE

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:44 (nineteen years ago) link

So 50 doesn't want it to be too big but doesn't mind if the faux-fiddydiddly vibrates?

― 'Twan (miccio), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:50 (nineteen years ago) link

god, i was repeatedly misreading the name of that book's author as "Carl Weathers"

― that's so taylrr (ken taylrr), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:51 (nineteen years ago) link

This is apparently the first in a new trend of "rock condoms".

http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/5934/curtiscondoms7af.jpg

― Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't understand the dilemma about size, though, if it's just a replica of his own dick.

It's show business!

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Samhain + System of a Down = foundation of all hip-hop culture

― regular roundups (Dave M), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Tracer, I don't see it as a dilemma as much as just blanket marketing of one's name to attach to what would be an otherwise "plain ol'" dildo/vibrator series... If it comes in any other size or shape other than just one, then it's obviously just branding... which is probably exactly what he and his management want.

Otherwise, this move would seem far too close to that of the porn/adult market, which would (ironically) work against 50 cent, from a marketing standpoint. "50 Cent is a THUG, not a porn star!", etc.

Granted, I'm hardly an active observant of gears behind the marketing of 50 Cent, so I'm presuming a lot here.. but the quotes above seem to telling enough in this case.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Friday, 2 December 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I stress "ironically", because -- well, these things are not going to be sold at HMV or Spencer's Gifts in the shopping malls, obviously. They'll probably be sold on-line via some distant offshoot of his site, as far as a venue that's the most accessible and furthest from a flat-out adult warehouse.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Friday, 2 December 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Will Lloyd Banks being using these vibrators when he doesn't make another gay porn movie because that's not him?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:06 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.traxxas.com/products/nitro/revo/accessories/original/hurrican%20rim.jpg
http://www.wickedgoodart.org/downloads/miscellaneous/gunshot.jpg

― autovac (autovac), Sunday, 4 December 2005 02:49 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.nebraskatire.com/custom_wheels/images/FALKEN%20ROID%20RIM.jpg
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http://www.fullspectrumremodeling.com/images/question-mark.gif

― melton mowbray (adr), Sunday, 4 December 2005 03:26 (nineteen years ago) link

six years pass...

He seems to have shifted attitudes a bit:

https://twitter.com/50cent

Step to stop masturbating
Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites.
Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you.
Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs
Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ #3

― have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

lol

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

one of those does not seem like the others

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

50cent ‏@50cent
I'm practicing abstinence women = confusion I don't need right now.SMSaudio
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― jalapeno kloppers (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you??

― m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, you.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! lol God is watching you#SMS

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

Step 5 Dress backup dancers in burqas.

― canonical casual cordouroy (Eazy), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

50 Cent is has a dick

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

fool!!! lol

― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think the guy was actually masturbating at the same time as tweeting 50 Cent.

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

Step 5. Make Tony Yayo open the box

― Liberian Girlkeeper (some dude), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

a) it's weird he does that SMSaudio thing on every tweet b) weirder that he still did it on his one about chris lighty :(

― jalapeno kloppers (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

just bring me 50 cent: more blood on the sand and i will be happy

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

maybe dont package it with a 50 cent vibrator tho

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

gotta save something for the game of the year edition after all

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

The jeweled skull!

― jalapeno kloppers (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 27 September 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

one of the best terrible video games of all time

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

”imma kill your whole generation motherfucker”

― jalapeno kloppers (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 27 September 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

To while away the hours between coint and plick results: the 50 CENT: BLOOD ON THE SAND taunts poll!

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 00:52 (twelve years ago) link

now closed but still vital demographic information for his street team imo

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

50 Cent: that white fluid isn't blood on the sand

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 27 September 2012 07:47 (twelve years ago) link

Probably also want to turn controller vibration off.

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 27 September 2012 07:57 (twelve years ago) link

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