"On the eight day of Christmas my baby gave to me / A cropped jacket with dirty denim jeans / On the fifth day of christmas my baby gave to me a poem that he wronte for me:" One Hundred Crass, Obsce

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Impelled by A John Waters Christmas to collate and compile, I begin with one of his, and second it with one of anothers, and leave the rest to the communal will:

1 AKIM & The Teddy Vern Prod. Co. - Santa Claus Is A Black Man

2 Destiny's Child - 8 Days of Christmas

― matthew james (matthew james), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

No Xmas for John Quays by the Fall

found talking to the cigarette machine

― Dr X O'Skeleton, Tuesday, 6 December 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

turn on iTunes.
select Radio
select Holiday
select Frisco Xmas
make hot chocolate
pack bowl
enjoy

― biz, Tuesday, 6 December 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

My all-time favorite is King Diamond's "No Presents for Christmas"

― recovering optimist (Royal Bed Bouncer), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

"I saw mommy kissing Santa under the Christmas tree" or similar title.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

"Do They Know It's Christmas?" certainly qualifies as crass and bizarre.

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

OMG Ho Ho Ho Xmas YSI 2005

― sibsi (sibsi), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

John Cale - "Punk Christmas"
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the one that's there before
The poor dog lets it out
Now hold on, listen
Men don't care no more
They are not dreaming of a Punk Christmas
Just like the ones I killed before
Now I'm dreaming of a Punk Christmas
Just like the ones I killed before
Yes I'm dreaming of a Punk Christmas
Just like the ones I killed before
Where school dogs listen and assholes glisten
In the midnight sun
And schoolboys listen and assholes glisten
Good luck to everyone

― Poppy (poppy), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Showcase Showdown - "Merry Christmas I Fucked Your Snowman"

The flip "Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh" isn't as good.

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

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