TS: Madonna vs. Elvis

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She now has 36 top 10 singles, as many as Elvis. Most of her movies have been bad, like Elvis. There's probably more they have in common.
So anyways, Queen or King?

― Noah Davis, Friday, 9 December 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Elvis could whip her ass in a pecan pie eating contest, so Elvis by a mile

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Elvis has bizarre connections to Judaism, Madonna has connections to a bizarre strain of Judaism.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

madonna don't do karate

― whatever (boglogger), Friday, 9 December 2005 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

and elvis had the reflexive i'm-a-performer shtick down pat (and far better than madonna) many moons ago.

― whatever (boglogger), Friday, 9 December 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

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i've met elvis' karate teacher. its debatable how much karate he did. and madonna does do yoga.

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 9 December 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

they both peaked extremely early in their film careers ("jailhouse rock," "desperately seeking susan").

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 9 December 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

true blue >>> moody blue

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 9 December 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

but as mid-career comeback/repositioning records go, from elvis in memphis >>>>>>>>> ray of light

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 9 December 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

TS: "Into the Groove" vs. "Mystery Train"

Answer: Oh my god, I just don't know. I just. Don't. Know.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 December 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Howbout "Santa Baby" vs. "Santa Bring My Baby Back To Me"?

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, 9 December 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

Madge is obviously way better.

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Friday, 9 December 2005 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

madonna looks better naked. and that's coming from a gayer

― dave culligan (dave culligan), Saturday, 10 December 2005 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

Elvis. He had the good sense to die. Plus there's the whole Nixon-DEA agent thing.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 10 December 2005 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

elvis had at least 4 or 5 good movies! he just happened to also make 30 bad movies as well. still a better record than bloody madonna, tho.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 10 December 2005 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

Uh-Huh... Elvis

― fandango (fandango), Saturday, 10 December 2005 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

Hm. Madonna.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 10 December 2005 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

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