i just won a mixtape made by the stylus staffer of my choice.

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i have prevailed in their weekly "album cover smackdown" competition. (i credit my expertise in obscure ben folds side projects.)

whom should i choose? genre isn't a huge concern to me -- i merely desire the most fluid, cohesive, surprising, and thematically satisfying experience i can get. any suggestions?

stylus staffers who post here can feel free to compete for my affections.

awful bliss (awful bliss), Saturday, 17 December 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

best thread ever

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 17 December 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)


i would also like my mix to have a slightly sarcastic overtone to it.

awful bliss (awful bliss), Saturday, 17 December 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

Scrape the barrel mix volume one

van igloo (van smack), Saturday, 17 December 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

GOD WHERE TO BEGIN. IF I WAS A ROBOT I'D BE SHOOTING OFF SPARKS RIGHT NOW

u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 17 December 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)


sarcastic overtones punctuated by bursts of irrational anger.

awful bliss (awful bliss), Saturday, 17 December 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

MIXXIO TO THREAD

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Saturday, 17 December 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

climactically, the entire second half/side should consist of uncomfortable, derisive silence.

awful bliss (awful bliss), Sunday, 18 December 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

this tape sounds fantastic already

jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Sunday, 18 December 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

To "win" a Stylus Mixtape is like to "win" a cancerous tumor.

But if you're smart enough to choose Dommy P, you might be lucky enough to get a mixtape full of wrestling entrance themes.

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Sunday, 18 December 2005 06:28 (twenty years ago)

akon "lonely"
basehead "do you want to fuck (or what?)"
cat power "cross bones style"
de la soul - the song on The Grind Date where they suggest rival rappers eat too much pussy
eminem - "ass like that"
fall - "mere pseud mag. ed"
guided by voices - "now to war"
half japanese - "this could be the night"
isolee - "pillow talk"
joy division - "louie louie"
kix - "girl money"
ll cool j - "paradise (is very nice)"
mekons - "never been in a riot"
nas - "remember the times"
orbital - "chime"
pitbull "toma (dj buddha remix)"
queen latifah - "u.n.i.t.y."
rocket from the crypt - "tarzan"
slits - "typical girls"
turbonegro - "city of satan"
urge overkill - "girl, you'll be a woman soon"
velvet underground - "sweet jane"
wipers - "no one loves an alien"
xtc - "roads girdle the globe"
yeah yeah yeahs - "maps"
warren zevon - "werewolves of london"

'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 18 December 2005 06:34 (twenty years ago)

replace orbital with the orb

'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 18 December 2005 06:45 (twenty years ago)

i am not exactly a staffer, but i will make you a better mix tape than anthony miccio will.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 18 December 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

Is jaymc a "staffer"?

Jordan (Jordan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)

replace "ass like that" with "fack"

'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 18 December 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)

gay country, nothing but gay country.
and schubert

anthony, Sunday, 18 December 2005 09:10 (twenty years ago)


a young lady once made me a tape with "cross bones style" on it, accompanied by sleater-kinney and several jesus christ superstar selections. didn't end well. miccio has been eliminated.

thanks for the offer, though.

awful bliss (awful bliss), Sunday, 18 December 2005 10:13 (twenty years ago)

i won the album art challenge back in march. still waiting for my prize to arrive in the mail. i expect to get it on the 12th of never, at this point. i wish the contributor i chose would've just straight up told me that he was never gonna make the mix and to pick someone else.

jason p. rainbow, Sunday, 18 December 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)


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