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I'm rooting for Boris

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

If only.
Kerrang tend to go for more 'well known' established bands.
So I'd like to see High On Fire win. Sadly bands like Boris, Sunno))),Red Sparowes, Jesu , Khanate, Gospel etc won't.(boy i'll look stupid if one of them does hehe)

Foo Fighters 1st 3 albums all won Kerrang Album Of Year so my guess is they might do so again.
SOAD perhaps.
NIN.

Are there any other front runners this year?

Terrorizers albums of year will probably be more interesting than Kerrang & Metal Hammer.

If Kerrang is out tomorrow i'll post the list if no one else has.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

Didn't Kerrang throw a curveball last year and give it to someone like Mastodon or Lamb of God though? Or am I hallucinating?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

Opeth ? at Number 1?

DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

BTW the foos album is crap. They get worse with each album.

xpost yeah mastodon won it. But that was no surprise really. Thats what makes me hope High On Fire win it(same label, same level as Mastodon were last year perhaps)
Only surprise was Isis didn't do better.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

2004 Kerrang! Albums Of the Year

1. Mastodon - Leviathan
2. Green Day - American Idiot
3. My Chemical Romance - Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge
4. Clutch - Blast Tyrant
5. The Dillinger Escape Plan - Miss Machine
6. Biffy Clyro - Infinity Land
7. Lostprophets - Start Something
8. Mark Lanegan Band - Bubblegum
9. Slipknot - Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)
10. Jimmy Eat World - Futures
11. Isis - Panopticon
12. Velvet Revolver - Contraband
13. The Bronx - The Bronx
14. The Bled - Pass The Flask
15. Pig Destroyer - Terrifyer
16. Rammstein - Reise, Reise
17. Atreyu - The Curse
18. Head Automatica - Decadence
19. Ash - Meltdown
20. The Hives - Tyrannosaurus Hives

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

SOAD is my guess. It had the sales, it had the critical bit, and it'll be a nice "thumbs up" to their readership.

What else has a chance? Alkaline Trio? Bullet for my Valentine?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

Stevie Chick to thread is whats needed.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

HOF have the critical bit but not the sales. But they could have if they won, like what happened with mastodon. They have more potential to appeal to the typical kerrang reader than Opeth or Khanate.
But would they pick up enough votes from all the writers?

The SOAD vote could be split between both albums though. Unless they combine both albums votes and give them album of year.

Maybe they will shock us this year.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

some metal end of year lists so far:

PopMatters | Columns | Adrien Begrand | Blood and Thunder | The Best Metal Albums of 2005
http://www.popmatters.com/columns/begrand/051219.shtml

The Year In Metal, 2005 - The 25 Best Albums of 2005
http://raisethyhorns.blogspot.com/2005/12/year-in-metal-2005.html
from a blogger

UNRESTRAINED! reveals picks for top albums of 2005
http://whiplashtv.com/WordPress/?p=209
Canada’s UNRESTRAINED! magazine has named Opeth’s ‘Ghost Reveries’ as the #1 Album of 2005

Top Metal/Hardcore Albums Of 2005 As Voted By Writers Of Sweden's CLOSE-UP Magazine
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=45218

Lords of Metal - Top 30
http://www.lordsofmetal.nl/showspecial.php?id=105


also:

Decibel Top 40 Albums of 2005

End of year writers list for US based Metal music magazine decibel.

1 pelican - the fire in our throats will beckon the thaw
2 opeth - ghost reveries
3 the red chord - clients
4 withered - memento mori
5 meshuggah - catch 33
6 trivium - ascendancy
7 torche - torche
8 darkest hour - undoing ruin
9 jesu - jesu
10 napalm death - the code is red...long live the code
11 enslaved - isa
12 neuraxis - trilateral progression
13 a life once lost - hunter
14 god forbid - IV: constitution of treason
15 gospel - the moon is a dead world
16 ulver - blood inside
17 xasthur - to violate the oblivious
18 transistor transistor - erase all name and likeness
19 between the buried and me - alaska
20 every time i die - gutter phenomenon
21 strapping young lad - alien
22 kylesa - to walk a middle course
23 nile - annihilation of the wicked
24 nevermore - this godless endeavor
25 the mars volta - frances the mute
26 horse the band - the mechanical hand
27 mouth of the architect - time and withering
28 confessor - unraveled
29 queens of the stone age - lullabies to paralyze
30 witchcraft - firewood
31 high on fire - blessed black wings
32 hate eternal - i, monarch
33 cipher - children of god's fire
34 arsis - a diamond for disease
35 twilight - twilight
36 buried inside - chronoclast
37 earth - hex: or printing in the infernal method
38 deathspell omega - kenose
39 chimaira - chimaira
40 most precious blood - merciless

DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

Ahh thanks!

Some great stuff on the decibel list. I'd actually buy that if it came out here.
Only mag i import now is Skyscraper. Shipping costs are always double the cost of magazines.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

mars volta could be a good curveball. critical acclaim, sold well, bit different to what normally would win. Had covers of Kerrang.
Im the only person who liked the Qotsa but it could sneak it I suppose.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

that unrestrained magazine top 20

1. Opeth - Ghost Reveries (Roadrunner)
2. Nevermore – The Godless Endeavour (Century Media)
3. Primordial – The Gathering Wilderness (Metal Blade)
4. Clutch – Robot Hive/Exodus (DRT)
5. Lurker Of Chalice – Lurker Of Chalice (Southern Lord/Total Holocaust)
6. Deathspell Omega – Kenose (N.E.D./Ajna Offensive)
7. Corrosion Of Conformity – In The Arms Of God (Sanctuary)
8. Hypocrisy – Virus (Nuclear Blast)
9. Strapping Young Lad – Alien (Century Media)
10. Between The Buried And Me – Alaska (Victory)
11. Dark Tranquillity – Character (Century Media)
12. Ulver – The Blood Inside (The End)
13. Napalm Death – The Code Is Red… Long Live The Code (Century Media)
14. Rammstein – Rosenrot (Universal)
15. Torche – Torche (Robotic Empire)
16. Green Carnation – The Quiet Offspring (The End Records)
17. Leaves’ Eyes – Vinland Saga (Napalm)
18. Jesu – Jesu (Hydra Head)
19. Slough Feg – Atavism (Cruz Del Sur)
20. Red Knife Lottery – So Much Drama (Uprising)

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

has there been no big metal punk album this year?

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

sexto9 forum summary list:

http://forum.sexto9.com/
connected with sexto9 weekly metal show on total rock radio with maria

After Forever - Remagine
Alarum - Eventuality
Akercocke - Words That Go Unspoken, Deeds That Go Undone
Amoral - Decrowning
Annihilator - Schizo Deluxe
Arch Enemy - Doomsday Machine
Arcturus - Sideshow Symphonies
As I Lay Dying - Shadows are Security
Battlelore - Third Age Of The Sun
Beseech - Sunless Days
Between the Buried And Me - Alaska
Biomechanical - The Empires Of The Worlds
Blood Ritual - Black Grimoire
Bolt Thrower - Those Once Loyal
Bruce Dickinson - Tyranny Of Souls
Callenish Circle - Pitch.Black.Effect
Cancer - Spirit In Flames
Candlemass - Candlemass
Cathedral - The Garden Of Unearthly Delights
Charon - Songs for the Sinners
Children Of Bodom - Are You Dead Yet?
Chimaira - Chimaira
Circle Of Dead Children - Zero Comfort Margin
Cliteater - Clit 'Em All
Code - Nouveau Gloaming
Construcdead - The Grand Machinery
Cryptopsy - Once Was Not
Darkane - Layers Of Lies
Darkest Hour - Undoing Ruin
Dark Funeral - Attera Totus Sanctus
Darkseed - Ultimate Darkness
Dark Tranquillity - Character
Deadlock - Earth.Revolt
Defleshed - Reclaim The Beat
Desaster - Angelwhore
Destruction - Inventor of Evil
Detonation - Portals To Uphobia
Dew Scented - Issue VI
Draconian (SWE) - Arcane Rain Fell
Dragonlord - Black Wings Of Destiny
Epica - Consign To Oblivion/The Score
Eternal Oath - Wither
Exodus - Shovel Headed Kill Machine
Face Down - The Will To Power
Gehenna - WW
Glass Hammer - Chronometree
Gorefest - La Muerte
Graveworm - (N)Utopia
Green Carnation - The Quiet Offspring
Hatesphere - The Sickness Within
Hearse - The Last Ordeal
Hypocrisy - Virus
Isole - Forevermore
Kiuas - The Spirit Of Ukko
Kreator - Enemy Of God
Kragens - Seeds of Pain
Leaves Eyes - Vinland Saga
Machine Men - Elegies
Mael Mordha - Cluain Tarb
Meshuggah - Catch 33
Moonsorrow - Verisaekeet
Mors Principium Est - The Unborn
Nailed - A Pure World Is A Dead World
Naglfar - Pariah
Nevermore - This Godless Endeavor
Nightingale - Nightfall Overture
Nightmare Visions - NVIII
Nightrage - Descent Into Chaos
Nile - Annihilation of the Wicked
Noumena - Absence
Obituary - Frozen In Time
Old Man's Child - Vermin
Opeth - Ghost Reveries
Overmars - Affliction, Endocrine... Vertigo
Pain - Dancing with the Dead
Paradise Lost - Paradise Lost
Paths of Possession - Promises in Blood
Porcupine Tree - Deadwing
Primordial - The Gathering Wilderness
Ram-Zet - Intra
Rapture - The Silent Stage
Reverend Bizzare - II: Crush The Insects
Ritual Carnage - Infedal
Rotten Sound - Exit
Runemagick - Envenom
Scar Symmetry - Symmetric In Design
Season's End - The Failing Light
Sentenced - The Funeral Album
Skullbreaker - Total Thrash Terror
Soilwork - Stabbing The Drama
Spiritual Beggars - Demons
Strapping Young Lad - Alien
Suidakra - Command To Charge
Swallow the Sun - Ghosts of Loss
Terror 2000 - Terror for Sale
The Duskfall - Lifetime Supply of Guilt
The Firstborn - The Unclenching Of Fists
The Old Dead Tree - The Perpetual Motion
The Vision Bleak - Carpathia
Trail of Tears - Free Fall into Fear
Trauma - Determination
Tristania - Ashes
Trivium - Ascendancy
Usurper - Cryptobeast
Vile - The new Age of Chaos
Vornagar - The Bleeding Holocaust
Wetwork - Synod
Windfall - Infector
Xandria - India

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

2005 list
http://www.livejournal.com/users/foreverguardian/510115.html
from a liverjournal user

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

I have a horrid feeling someone like HIM or one of the Nightwish type bands who got UK Releases this year could win.
That is stuff thats on the rise and commercially acceptable.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

How many guesses as to how quickly the post that is/was above me will be deleted?

dali madison's nut (donut), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

My post? or did I miss something?

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

You missed some moron's art crapflooding prank.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

Hey Norman did you check out the Circulus album? And i've always wanted to ask you. Do you like the last album by Ghost?

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

I like metal.

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

Maybe these guys will win
http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/bm2/bm3.jpg

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

Here it is 2005 Kerrang Albums Of The Year

20) Every Time I Die - Gutter Phenomenon
19) Corrosion Of Conformity - In The Arms Of God
18) The White Stripes - Get behind Me Satan
17) Arch Enemy - Doomsday machine
16) ...And You Will Know us By The Trail Of Dead - Worlds Apart
15) System Of A Down - Hypnotize
14) Akercocke - Words That Go Unspoken Deeds That Go Undone
13) Qotsa - Lulabies To Paralyze
12) Opeth - Ghost Reveries
11) The Darkness - One Way Ticket To Hell...And Back
10) Thrice - Vheissu
09) Foo Fighters - In Your Honour
08) Avenged Sevenfold - City Of Evil
07) Bullet For My valentine - The Poison
06) Alkaline Trio - Crimson
05) High On Fire - Blessed Black Wings
04) The Mars Volta - Frances The Mute
03) System Of A Down - Mesmerize
02) Nine Inch Nails - With Teeth

01) Trivium - Ascendancy

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

Sorry Hari , no Boris. No Pelican, Khanate, Jesu, Sunno))), Earth, Asva, Gospel,Torche, Lightning Bolt, Hyatari, Meshuggah, Kinski etc.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 08:46 (twenty years ago)

No OM album either. No Burst. No Red Sparowes. No Hey Colossus I could go on... But instead

Stevie Chick's personal top 10

10)Residual Echoes - Phoenician Flu And Ancient Ocean (great choice stevie!)
09)The Dirtbombs - You Don't Already Have A Look
08)Black Mountain - Black Mountain
07)Wives - Erect The Youth Problem
06)Love As Laughter - Laughters Fifth(great album again stevie)
05) The Mars Volta - Frances The Mute
04) Saul Williams - Saul Williams
03) Part Chimp - I Am Come
02) My Morning Jacket - Z
01) The White Stripes - Get Behind Me Satan

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 08:59 (twenty years ago)

TRIVIUM!?!?!?! OH GOD JEBUS NOES!!!!!

The Wanderers' Wandering Daughter (noodle vague), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 10:04 (twenty years ago)

Good call on Wives innit.

I am cheered by how popular Torche appear to be with the US lot - I wrote something about them and have seen no other UK press for them at all. The album is splendid

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 10:12 (twenty years ago)

Nice to see a high placing for Nine Inch Nails. People hated a lot on that but I quite liked it.

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 11:26 (twenty years ago)

The Torche album is great. Perhaps some of these albums ignored will get a UK release next year and end up in polls like the arcade fire did this year.

Theres so many good albums missing.
And yeah, Hari, NIN album deserves to be high up.

The Terrorizer poll should be better I hope.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

Seven good albums in their top 20 (eight counting NIN, which I bought on date of release but have yet to listen to all the way through) - that's not bad, I had expected worse.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

It could've been better. I thought Witchcraft would've made it.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

NIN put out a new album this year?!?

zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

This is what AMG had to say about Trivium

Trivium has only grown stronger since 2003's Ember to Inferno. That album's mix of classic thrash (early Metallica) with 21st century metalcore rage and progressive metal flourish still roils here. But Ascendancy's fire is more ferocious and its transitions more confident, which means the band is even more dedicated to its clever throwback sound.
T
his is even more impressive when you consider that no one in Trivium is old enough to legally rent a car. The lineup has shifted -- joining vocalist/guitarist Matt Heafy and drummer Travis Smith are guitarist Corey Beaulieu and bassist Paolo Gregoletto.

But they're a ridiculously tight quartet, unleashing thrilling dual guitar passages and pummeling kick drum gallops as surely as they do melodic breaks and vicious throat screeds. The verses of "Rain" and "Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr" blister the brain, while Heafy channels James Hetfield effortlessly in the choruses. "Martyr" is particularly insane, its hurricane solos piled on top of percussion that simply engulfs the rhythm. From a technical standpoint, Trivium is often astounding. It's worth reading along when Heafy's screaming becomes unintelligible. Though his lyrics cover familiar territory -- gloom 'n' doom, emotional pain, revenge -- he gets off great lines like "You ask me 'Oh God why?'/'Cause I'm God, that's f*cking why" and "Disintegration constituents to decompose of the parts." Gregoletto steps up for the intro to "Gunshot to the Head of Trepidation" before it transforms into a metalcore rant, "Deceived" is downright melodic (but still totally heavy), and there's a great extended bank of guitar solos in "Drowned and Torn Asunder"'s midsection.

Ascendancy aligns real-deal thrash with powerful modern influences. But at all times it's a platform for Trivium's own crazed talent.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

This is what I had to say about 'em in the Voice awhile back.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

i haven't listened to NIN in months actually.

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Thursday, 22 December 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

The best thing about Kerrang is that all the writers post their top 10. NME should take note.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 22 December 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

this is the only thread ned hasnt been on

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Thursday, 22 December 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to see Ned's RAWK albums of the year list.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 22 December 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

06)Love As Laughter - Laughters Fifth(great album again stevie)

thank you! really, really overlooked, i reckon. its such a strong album all the way through, and a real grower - my favourite track seemed to switch every time i played it (not exactly true - 'i am a ghost' is my second favourite song of the year, after amerie's '1 thing' - but my second-favourite was different every time...)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Thursday, 22 December 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

Hey Norman did you check out the Circulus album? And i've always wanted to ask you. Do you like the last album by Ghost?

I didn't I'm afraid! I'm out shopping tonight, so I'll look for it. '70's Ghost or current Ghost?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 22 December 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

At least the new Opeth wasn't #1!

Alan N (Alan N), Thursday, 22 December 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

I mean, Opeth are pretty dull in general, but that last album was a whole new level of anal, mid-tempo dullness. Though, my #1 album/metal album for the year is probably the new Meshuggah, which most people found that to be completely mind-numbing, so hey, mileage may vary.

And if this...
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drg200/g206/g20690n0jlc.jpg
...is the Ghost album you're referring to, my interest is piqued as well. Great album.

Alan N (Alan N), Thursday, 22 December 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

Yeah Norman/Alan thats the Ghost, the Japanese psych band. Very proggy and one of my faves of last year.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 22 December 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

My prog loving mate actually liked Ghost. One of the few things i let him hear last year that he actually liked. He tends to only listen to old reissues and his old lps.
Funnily enough he likes that Opeth album. I haven't heard it myself.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 22 December 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

It's been a good year for rock though I think.

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

a great year for metal. something for everyone.

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 23 December 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

Shame Kerrang didn't really reflect any of this..

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 23 December 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

They didn't have the Ghost album at HMV, but they had the Circulus, so I bought it. It's very good! Best track is the one w/thee guest female vocalist, "Swallow" - She's an excellent singer, and the band seem to setp it up a bit, the track actually sounds a bit like Eclection (=high, high praise) The cover sez "with marianne segal from 'jade' vox & gtr on 'swallow'" Who are "Jade"?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 23 December 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

Ghost are on Drag City so it should be easy enough to find.
Glad you like the Circulus. How on earth did that get in nme's top albums?
At least i'm no longer the only person who likes them.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 23 December 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

They are about as Real as you can be doing something that's basically a gigantic homage to a bunch of bands from 35-plus years ago. The main guy, Michael Tyack, has turned pretty much his whole life into an evocation of ISB bohemian dropout lifestyle. I mean, he still lives in Plumstead or somewhere, but you know.

Lee Dorrian was banging on years ago about all these late 60s bands that Circulus rip off, back when no-one gave a fuck about any of it. If you bear that in mind it makes a lot more sense.

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

my fave prog album of the year was Ulver's, but damned if the latest Solefald album isn't growing on me like crazy. (*Red For Fire - An Icelandic Odyssey Part I* I have to review it so i've been listening to it a bunch. It's a tricky record. Very ambitious.)

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 23 December 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

I liked the Gospel album a lot. That was kinda proggy.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 23 December 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

10) Thrice - Vheissu
09) Foo Fighters - In Your Honour
08) Avenged Sevenfold - City Of Evil
07) Bullet For My valentine - The Poison
06) Alkaline Trio - Crimson
05) High On Fire - Blessed Black Wings
04) The Mars Volta - Frances The Mute
03) System Of A Down - Mesmerize
02) Nine Inch Nails - With Teeth
01) Trivium - Ascendancy

That's the weakest metal/hard rock top ten I've seen yet this year.

I mean, Opeth are pretty dull in general, but that last album was a whole new level of anal, mid-tempo dullness.

Heh, at Sounds of the Underground, while I was savouring every valuable second of Opeth's glorious 40 minute, six-song set, my brother was wrist-slashingly bored. Guess they're not for everyone.

The more I hear Ghost Reveries, the more I become convinced it's their finest album to date, even better than Still Life and Blackwater Park.

my fave prog album of the year was Ulver's...

Blood Inside has been growing on me in a huge way. I keep wanting to play "Christmas" over and over.

And that Boris album is killer...I was late getting into it (just heard it a couple weeks ago), but it's coming out in North America in 2006, so it'll probably be a lock for my year-end list in twelve months.

a. begrand (a begrand), Friday, 23 December 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

I quite liked Gospel but sort of felt it should have been a bit more out there, considering it's ex-City of Caterpillar (who were a storming band)

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 23 December 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

Not familiar with City Of Caterpillar at all. What would you recommend?

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Saturday, 24 December 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

2005 is the year I got completely, irrevocably over Boris.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

Have you heard 'Pink'?

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

I got myself a copy finally of the Circulus vinyl (swirly vinyl)from ATH. Been looking for months. They got some back in on boxing day and I ordered it.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 30 December 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

Terrorizer is out on Jan 3rd. With their albums of the year.
So if any kind person gets it could they type it out? :)

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Monday, 2 January 2006 05:49 (twenty years ago)

Terrorizer is out on Jan 3rd. With their albums of the year.

Oh c'mon, the results of bowl games have this all beat to shit and back.

George the Animal Steele, Monday, 2 January 2006 09:43 (twenty years ago)

eh?

eh?, Monday, 2 January 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

Bowl games?

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 01:49 (twenty years ago)

BW&BK's Top 66 Of 2005

http://www.bravewords.com/news/37683

66) DESTRUCTION - Inventor Of Evil (AFM)
65) PATHS OF POSSESSION - Promises In Blood (Metal Blade)
64) FALCONER - Grime Vs. Grandeur (Metal Blade)
63) CRAFT - Fuck The Universe (Southern Lord/Carnal)
62) MOSTLY AUTUMN - Storms Over Still Water (Autumn Records)
61) PRIMORDIAL - The Gathering Wilderness (Metal Blade)
60) YNGWIE MALMSTEEN'S RISING FORCE - Unleash The Fury (Spitfire)
59) EARTH - Hex: Or Printing In The Infernal Method (Southern Lord)
58) FOZZY - All That Remains (Koch)
57) LURKER OF CHALICE - Lurker Of Chalice (Southern Lord/Total Holocaust)
56) CAMILLA RHODES - Like The Word Love On The Lips Of A Harlot (Galy)
55) KORPIKLAANI - Voice Of Wilderness (Napalm)
54) MORS PRINCIPIUM EST - The Unborn (Listenable)
53) GRAVE DIGGER - The Last Supper (Nuclear Blast)
52) DEEP PURPLE - Rapture Of The Deep (Spitfire)
51) ICARUS WITCH - Capture The Magic (Magick)
50) CLUTCH - Robot Hive/Exodus (DRT)
49) ABORTED - The Archaic Abattoir (Olympic)
48) APOCALYPTICA - Apocalyptica (Universal)
47) KING?S X - Ogre Tones (InsideOut)
46) IMMOLATION - Harnessing Ruin (Olympic)
45) DARK TRANQUILLITY - Character (Century Media)
44) GREEN CARNATION - The Quiet Offspring (The End)
43) PAGAN?S MIND - Enigmatic Calling (LMP)
42) NEURAXIS - Trilateral Progression (Willowtip)
41) DREAM THEATER - Octavarium (Atlantic)
40) STRAPPING YOUNG LAD - Alien (Century Media)
39) ROTTEN SOUND - Exit (Willowtip)
38) OLD MAN'S CHILD - Vermin (Century Media)
37) MASTERPLAN - Aeronautics (AFM)
36) MUNICIPAL WASTE - Hazardous Mutation (Earache)
35) HATE ETERNAL - I, Monarch (Earache)
34) AKERCOCKE - Words That Go Unspoken, Deeds That Go Undone (Earache)
33) JAMES LABRIE - Elements Of Persuasion (InsideOut)
32) GOD FORBID - IV: Constitution Of Treason (Century Media)
31) WATCH THEM DIE - Bastard Son (Century Media)
30) RUSSELL ALLEN'S ATOMIC SOUL - Atomic Soul (InsideOut)
29) TRIBUZY - Execution (Arise)
28) MERCENARY - 11 Dreams (Century Media)
27) LIGHT THIS CITY - Remains Of The Gods (Prosthetic)
26) ANNIHILATOR ? Schizo Deluxe (Indie)
25) MORGANA LEFAY ? Grand Materia (Black Mark)
24) DESPISED ICON - The Healing Process (Century Media)
23) BEHEMOTH ? Demigod (Century Media)
22) NAPALM DEATH ? The Code Is Red?Long Live The Code (Century Media)
21) FLOTSAM AND JETSAM - Dreams Of Death (Crash)
20) IOMMI - Fused (Sanctuary)
19) HELLOWEEN - Keeper Of The Seven Keys - The Legacy (SPV)
18) PRIMAL FEAR - Seven Seals (Nuclear Blast)
17) CORROSION OF CONFORMITY - In The Arms Of God (Sanctuary)
16) RUSSELL ALLEN/JORN LANDE - The Battle (Frontiers)
15) PORCUPINE TREE - Deadwing (Lava)
14) CRYPTOPSY – Once Was Not (Century Media)
13) HYPOCRISY - Virus (Nuclear Blast)
12) SENTENCED – The Funeral Album (Century Media)
11) EXODUS – Shovel Headed Kill Machine (Nuclear Blast)
10) ARCH ENEMY – Doomsday Machine (Century Media)
9) BRUCE DICKINSON - Tyranny Of Souls (Sanctuary)
8) GAMMA RAY – Majestic (Mayan)
7) CHILDREN OF BODOM – Are You Dead Yet? (Spinefarm)
6) BRAINSTORM - Liquid Monster (Metal Blade)
5) KREATOR – Enemy Of God (SPV)
4) OPETH – Ghost Reveries (Roadrunner)
3) CANDLEMASS – Candlemass (Nuclear Blast)
2) JUDAS PRIEST – Angel Of Retribution (Sony BMG)
1) NEVERMORE – This Godless Endeavor (Century Media)

DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Bowl games?

How 'bout those West Virginia Mountaineers!

Don't do anything to encourage Fozzy. Realistically, it had to have been a grim year when a Bruce Dickinson solo album or a Judas Priest reunion makes a Top Ten.

George the Animal Steele, Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:07 (twenty years ago)

i didn't care for the dickinson album (though i was fairly kind to him in print), and i didn't hear the priest, but overall i dig the brave words list. i really need to subscribe to the mag. i miss it. can't find it here on my rock.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:19 (twenty years ago)

popoff and that bunch are metal to the bone. i can forgive them their klassic metal trespasses.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:21 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, it goes without saying.

I'd find these lists more compelling if they weren't so dedicated to
the all the shit you can put in a couple buckets method. When you're not made to winnow things down to any SMALL number and you have relatively HIGH number of releases (like a few a day per year) with a MEDIUM number of contributors, you get ... an undifferentiated pile.

George the Animal Steele, Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:25 (twenty years ago)

I prefer larger lists. That way something you may have missed out on will be in it and you will check it out. Plus some stuff isn't going to appeal to enough people to get in a top 5 but doesn't mean it's any less worthy.

Top tens usually just have the most popular/best selling stuff which means short lists tend to be all the same.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 01:42 (twenty years ago)

Terrorizer wasn't out in Wh Smiths. Did anyone else manage to get a copy?

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 11:53 (twenty years ago)

Nope, not seen in the newsagents.

Terrorizer "Normally" comes out on Thursdays every 4 weeks. However the last few months I have managed to pick it up on the Wednesday. Not this time though.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 12:05 (twenty years ago)

Top tens usually just have the most popular/best selling stuff which means short lists tend to be all the same.

That's simply not true. Anyway, the entire premise of 66 or 100 or more "best" genre and microgenre albums for one year is ridiculous. There's just not that much talent. By the time you hit 30 you're well into mediocre and beyond that dealing with a lot of scrubs and marginally listenable material which, along with a the company issuing the CDs, are really cadged together demos and what not that might as well not have been released except as CD-Rs, maximally.

Now, it's quite normal, even a sign of health and vigor, for a variety of people to like marginal, even really crappy, records at least briefly. But that doesn't mean something that has a majority which constitutes a booger collection deserves to be enshrined in a year-end list.

For me, a more interesting approach would be to take a small number of writers/journalists and ask them to restrict themselves to choosing the two or three CDs that stayed with them after arrival to the end of the year. And those should also be ones that have a chance of persisting as enjoyable listens once the calender turns over. Then write a paragraph or two what the two or three meant to them. And above all, keep it short and resist the standard practice of boring the tits off everyone by rehashing and rehashing and rehashing the year that was.

George the Animal Steele, Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:25 (twenty years ago)

Got Terrorizer. Heres albums in reverse order. (Alan will be pleased with the no1)

40 Taint - The Ruin Of Nova Roma
39 Arch Enemy - Doomsday Machine
38 Every Time I Die - Gutter Phenomenon
37 Arcturus - Sideshow Symphonies
36 System Of A Down - Mesmerize/Hypnotize
35 Pelican - The Fire In Our Throats Will beckon The Thaw
34 The Black Dahlia Murder - Miasma
33 Clutch - Robot Hive
32 Napalm Death - The Code Is Red, Long Live The Code
31 Strapping Young Lad - Alien
30 Ulver - Blood Inside
29 Unsane - Blood Run
28 Capricorns - Ruder Forms Survive
27 Nevermore - This Godless Endeavour
26 God Forbid - IV: Constitution Of Treason
25 Municipal Waste - Hazardous Mutation
24 Reverend Bizarre - II : Crush The Insects
23 < code > - Nouveau Gloaming
22 1349 - Hellfire
21 Primordial - The Gathering Wilderness
20 Sunno))) - Black One
19 Gojira - From Mars To Sirius
18 High On Fire - Blessed Black Wings
17 Earth - hex (or Printing In The Infernal Method)
16 Judas Priest - Angel Of Retribution
15 Blut Aus Nord - Thematic Emanation oF Archetypal Multiplicity
14 Sigh - Gallows Gallery
13 Bolt Thrower - Those Once Loyal
12 Witchcraft - Firewood
11 Nile - Annihilation Of The Wicked
10 Red Sparowes - At The Soundless Dawn
09 Akercocke - Words That Go Unspoken, Deeds That Go Undone
08 Candlemass - Candlemass
07 Burst - Origo
06 The Axis of Perdition - Deleted Scenes From The Transition Hospital
05 Opeth - Ghost Reveries
04 Deathspell Omega - Kenose
03 Cathedral - Garden Of Uneearthly Delights
02 Jesu - Jesu
01 Meshuggah - Catch Thirty Three

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 6 January 2006 09:57 (twenty years ago)

The Readers Poll Album top 10 is:
10 Arcturus
9 Criminal
8 Clutch
7 Cathedral
6 Crytopsy
5 nevermore
4 Obituary
Joint 2nd Nile & Akercocke

1 Opeth


Opeth won practically all the other categories too.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 6 January 2006 09:59 (twenty years ago)

Taint and Witchcraft are in there so I'm happy

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 6 January 2006 10:08 (twenty years ago)

I'm pleased Red Sparowes,Earth, Sunno))), Jesu and Unsane are in there. Thought High On Fire and Pelican would've been higher.

Shame Torche didn't make it.

You notice the winner of Kerrang's album isn't in there.

That Sigh album is pretty good (doubt i'd like their previous stuff if its black metal though).

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 6 January 2006 10:37 (twenty years ago)

What do Taint sound like?

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:03 (twenty years ago)

Not much better than it smells!

Alan N (Alan N), Saturday, 7 January 2006 03:49 (twenty years ago)

But yeah....

"Imaginary Sonicscape" is roughly 5000x better than the new Sigh... and only tangentially bm, to boot. Actually, it's way closer to the Virtua Tennis soundtrack than, say, Immortal. Lots of hammond organ and hot licks suitable for heightening the intensity of a 5min volley that ends with a massive smash that your buddy doesn't even see coming! New one is a little disappointing in comparison.

High fives to Terrorizer for putting Meshuggah at #1 as well.

Alan N (Alan N), Saturday, 7 January 2006 04:09 (twenty years ago)

But shame on them for no khanate.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Saturday, 7 January 2006 04:12 (twenty years ago)

The lack of Khanate is kinda strange. Even if I wasn't really feelin it, it seems like the type of record that'd be right up their alley. Also, a little odd that the new Cryptopsy is nowhere to be seen (aside from the reader list). But again, I thought that one was a little dull, so good for them!

Personally, I'm lovin that Meshuggah, Jesu, Deathspell Omega, Sigh, and Candlemass placed pretty high.

Alan N (Alan N), Saturday, 7 January 2006 04:37 (twenty years ago)

The Capricorns album is good but I didn't think it was as good as the ep they had out.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Saturday, 7 January 2006 04:41 (twenty years ago)

Here's something to look forward to.

Om have recorded and mixed their new album, Conference of the Birds, which is slated for release in March 2006 on Holy Mountain. The album will be released on both LP and CD formats. The record was engineered by Billy Anderson (Melvins, Neurosis, Fantomas). A split 7" with Six Organs of Admittance has also been completed and will be released by Holy Mountain.

and theres a Jesu release coming on Aurora Borealis. Anyone know if it's an ep or an album?

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 14:30 (twenty years ago)

no j. hatfield? rubbish, all of it!

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 15:01 (twenty years ago)

Bump.

Trivium!>?!?!?!?!?!? FUCK DAT SHIT HOMEEz

Excelsior Syndrum (noodle vague), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 23:32 (twenty years ago)

I still haven't heard Trivium, but i don't think I want to.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 23:36 (twenty years ago)

3 more 2005 lists:

MetalReview.com 2005 End of the Year Feature
http://metalreview.com/2005.aspx?ID=200500

Metal-Rules.com - Best of 2005
http://www.metal-rules.com/polls/index.php?id=11

TARTAREAN DESIRE'S BEST OF 2005
http://www.tartareandesire.com/topalbums_2005.html

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 23:44 (twenty years ago)

Trivium are the Big Fun of metal nouveau. Only less fun.

Excelsior Syndrum (noodle vague), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 23:46 (twenty years ago)

I thought they were supposed to hark back to the 80s thrash bands?

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 12 January 2006 00:14 (twenty years ago)

I've read the Metallica refs but i can't see it. to be honest the solos are okay but the vocals are too high in the mix, the lyrics are shit, the singer looks annoying and they give off some undefined Lacuna Coilesque aura of wankery.

Excelsior Syndrum (noodle vague), Thursday, 12 January 2006 00:16 (twenty years ago)

I haven't heard lacuna coil either.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 12 January 2006 00:35 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
Zero Tolerance magazine - Top 40 Albums of 2005 [Writers]

1. Gojira
2. Falkenach
3. Candlemass
4. Moonsoorow
5. Solefald
6. Judas Priest
7. Cryptopsy
8. Bolt Thrower
9. Ulver
10. Grand Magus
11. Hate Eternal
12. Jesu
13. Akercocke
14. Taake
15. Meshuggah
16. And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
17. Belphegor
18. Exodus
19. Black Witchery
20. Deathspell Omega
21. Opeth
22. Obituary
23. Sunn o)))
24. Johnny Traunt
25. Octavia Sperati
26. Immolation
27. Hate Forest
28. Arch Enemy
29. Strapping Young Lad
30. Norma Jean
31. Napalm Death
32. Municipal Waste
33. Cursed
34. Arcturus
35. Primordial
36. Kreator
37. Hypocrisy
38. Drudkh
39. Dark Tranquillity
40. Thyrfing


Zero Tolerance is a UK based Extreme Metal magazine
http://www.ztmag.com/

DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 2 March 2006 23:51 (twenty years ago)

Zero Tolerance - Readers Poll - Top 10 2005 Albums

1. Opeth
2. Nile
3. Cryptopsy
4. Bolt Thrower
5. 1349
6. Strapping Young Lad
7. Ulver
8. Nevermore
9. Jesu
10. Gojira

DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 2 March 2006 23:55 (twenty years ago)

I'm amazed the trail of dead album got in anywhere(and i used to love that band)

Good to see the Jesu getting props though.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 3 March 2006 00:40 (twenty years ago)

stonerrock.coms top 25 as voted by the readers.

http://www.stonerrock.com/features/index.asp?FeatureID=134

1. High on Fire - Blessed Black Wiings (11050 pts)
2. Queens of the Stone Age - Lullabies to Paralyze (8696 pts)
3. Clutch - Robot Hive/Exodus (7585 pts)
4. Corrosion of Conformity - In the Arms of God (6688 pts)
5. YOB - The Unreal Never Lived (5340 pts)
6. Sunn 0))) - Black One (5027 pts)
7. Pelican - The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon the Thaw (4924 pts)
8. Witchcraft - Firewood (4634 pts)
9. Dozer - Through The Eyes of Heathens (4468 pts)
10. Hermano - Dare I Say (4441 pts)
11. Om - Varations on a Theme (4438 pts)
12. Brant Bjork and the Bros - Saved by Magic (4266 pts)
13. Earth - Hex: or Printing In The Infernal Method (4183 pts)
14. Cathedral - The Garden of Unearthly Delights (4091 pts)
15. Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn (3763 pts)
16. The Atomic Bitchwax - 3 (3605 pts)
17. Acid King - III (3370 pts)
18. Jesu - Self Titled (3349 pts)
19. Bongzilla - Amerijuanican (3254 pts)
20. Ufomammut - Lucifer Songs (3107 pts)
21. Grand Magus - Wolf´s Return (2964 pts)
22. Spiritual Beggars - Demons (2736 pts)
23. Dead Meadow - Feathers (2435 pts)
24. Crowbar - Life`s Blood for the Downtrodden (2254 pts)
25. The Hellacopters - Rock & Roll Is Dead (2203 pts)

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Monday, 6 March 2006 01:17 (twenty years ago)

Two months late: Taint kind of have doom-rooted structures but play 'em in a more techy, crunchy, unretro sorta way. You might hear, say, Burst or Keelhaul in there as readily as Sabbath or The Obsessed or whoever. I hope that sounds good to you cos I'm not doing a good job of describing it

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 6 March 2006 10:22 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...
Who is going to win it this year?
I would bet My Chemical Romance will probably win it since they are Kerrang's current darlings.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

I suspect there might be a 'readers' band' / 'writers' band' schism going on with them, tho on the other hand I'm not even sure that matters anymore in terms of what's actually presented as No.1

Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 16 November 2006 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

Mastodon

DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 16 November 2006 10:37 (nineteen years ago)

I suspect there might be a 'readers' band' / 'writers' band' schism going on with them

Perhaps it was always like that apart from the early 90s.

None of those hair metal bands in the 80s won anything did they? Bon Jovi have probably had more Kerrang covers than any band (apart from maybe Metallica) and they certainly never won anything.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 16 November 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)


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