"...And that is exactly what Noise is. The sound of a dead soul."

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Hahaha.

http://www.mothersagainstnoise.org/

WHAT IS WRONG WITH NOISE?

Plainly put: Noise music causes ear and brain damage!!

NOISE MUSIC EMBRACES:
1. Rebellion
2. Violence
3. Nihilism
4. Escapism
5. Drugs / Alcoholism
6. Perversion
7. Dissonant / Offensive Sound
8. Paranormal / Occult Activities
9. Anti-God / Anti-Authority
10. Cult-like Organization

If you thought Rap, Punk, Heavy Metal or any other past degenerate "music" trend was a threat...WAKE UP!! Inform yourself ! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! We are not going to take this sitting down!

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Sunday, 25 December 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

dissonance --> satan

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 25 December 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

BIGGEST OFFENDERS:

WOLF EYES
SONIC YOUTH
MERZBOW
WHITE HOUSE
RADIOHEAD (????????????????????????????????????????)

hahahahahahaha

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 25 December 2005 06:02 (twenty years ago)

"BIGGEST OFFENDERS:

WOLF EYES

SONIC YOUTH

MERZBOW

WHITE HOUSE

RADIOHEAD

PRURIENT

TLASILA / ANDREW WK

LIGHTNINGBOLT

EMIL BEAULIEAU"

One of these things just doesn't belong here... (ha, x-post!)

― ratty, Sunday, 25 December 2005 06:03 (twenty years ago)

let's start a noise band called Offensive Sound!

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 25 December 2005 06:04 (twenty years ago)

Of course the biggest offender of all is Coldplay.

― ratty, Sunday, 25 December 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

Lead guitarist Thurston Moore wields power of influence within the music industry and what he says is not overlooked, being a father of a teenage daughter he should wake up to his wrongs!

― Chilling, Thrilling Sounds of The Haunted House (Bimble...), Sunday, 25 December 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mobile-designs.com/MDCatalog/WordsandSayings/thumbnails/Fished_in_gif.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Sunday, 25 December 2005 06:19 (twenty years ago)

MOTHERS AGAInsT NOISE

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 25 December 2005 07:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mothersagainstnoise.org/MyPhoto.jpg
"If we don't stop this Noise trend right now, it might just be the final step tword the complete collapse of civilized culture."

Fucking Awesome. Now I really get Wolf Eyes.

― nancyboy (nancyboy), Sunday, 25 December 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

he who lives by the tword dies by the tword

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 25 December 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/picturesref/richter_meadowland1.jpg

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Sunday, 25 December 2005 07:56 (twenty years ago)

wish fulfillment

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 25 December 2005 07:59 (twenty years ago)

Radiohead- a lot of people keep asking why i included them into this list, but they are what i consider a 'gateway band', my son was started out by listening to Radiohead. By presenting a plastic commercialized pop product this act has effortlessly slipped under the radar of a lot of watchdog groups. They use alot electronic noise and noise imagery within compositions and it may on the surface seem harmless but once our kids get hooked on dissonance they will only go further down the road for a bigger kick. If your child only has pop records and a Radiohead record, it might not be too late to save them.... please remove Radiohead CDs from their music collection.

― sonore (sonore), Sunday, 25 December 2005 08:56 (twenty years ago)

Noise Police to thread!

― nancyboy (nancyboy), Sunday, 25 December 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

Supreme Cultural Revolutionary Council

― blunt (blunt), Sunday, 25 December 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

noise imagery!

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 25 December 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

hahaha JBR posted what I was about to

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 25 December 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

This is so amazing. It almost reads like a spoof site.

Live shows are reported to be nothing but a drugged out ritualistic trance frenzy of microphones feedback.

I guess this means noise has sold out now, hahaha.

Also Zeena Parkins and Ikue Mori? wtf?

― sleeve, away, Sunday, 25 December 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

uh, maybe it reads like a spoof site because it really obviously is one?

― Mickey (modestmickey), Sunday, 25 December 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

Of course it's a spoof site. Calling Radiohead a plastic commercialized pop product is far too OTM for it to be the insight of a hysterical lobby group.

― edward o (edwardo), Sunday, 25 December 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

I AM GULLIBLE. So that's why I kept laughing so hard as I read it.

― sleeve (sleeve), Sunday, 25 December 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

the feigned cluelessness of the "apparently it's called a 'split' album!" was the most obvious give-away to me

― Mickey (modestmickey), Sunday, 25 December 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, this is a spoof site. It's written in the exact same format, using almost the exact same words as another Christian site I saw that was about movies.

― _____, Monday, 26 December 2005 08:48 (twenty years ago)

ha.

― Stephen C (ihope), Monday, 26 December 2005 09:08 (twenty years ago)

I hear if you listen to too much Merzbow you get hairy palms and go blind.

― Tokyo Ghost Stories (Tokyo Ghost Stories), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm so glad I correctly recognized that painting above too.

― Tokyo Ghost Stories (Tokyo Ghost Stories), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mothersagainstnoise.org/MyPhoto.jpg

Oh christ, its Pauline Hanson.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

mmmm pink noise generator

http://www.stereomanuals.com/images/rick_system_24.jpg

― dali madison's nut (donut), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

V/A AT THE END OF THE ROPE 2 CD CHONDRITIC SOUND
long awaited, seemingly ill-fated power electronics/harsh noise compilation focused on sexual asphyxiation. the line-up is a solid list of heavy hitters. read 'em and weep: atrax morgue, cleanse, clew of theseus, concrete violin, control, deathpile, dodsdomd, eeyow karoom, gruntsplatter, hentai, immaculate:grotesque, inhalant, lefthandeddecision, mania, moribund, navicon torture technologies, nicole 12, omei, priest in shit, propergol, prurient, redrot, richard ramirez, sickness, slogun, steel hook prostheses, stegm, tef, viodre, whorebutcher. packaged in a 2CD jewelcase with silkscreened artwork.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

featuring a trevor brown painting on the cover

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

Wolf Eyes signed a major label deal with Sub-pop Records (which poses as an independent label)

let's talk about this, shall we?

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

yes, how interesting that would be.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

there's no way that wouldn't result in an interesting discussion.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

GUYS.... WHOREBUTCHER!! where is NUNSLAUGHTER???

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

Genghis Tron!!!

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 29 December 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

Okay not really.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 29 December 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...

If your child only has pop records and a Radiohead record, it might not be too late to save them.... please remove Radiohead CDs from their music collection.

Sound advice in any case.

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 10:11 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://www.netrhythms.co.uk/images/shirehorses.jpg

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 10:25 (nineteen years ago)

ahem..
http://eil.com/newGallery/The-Shirehorses-Our-Kid-Eh-185821.jpg

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 10:27 (nineteen years ago)

also,
http://www.mothersagainstnoise.org/music.htm

and the merchandise stall has a 'M.A.N. Thong' for sale.

So, hands up who didn't clock this as a spoof/irony project?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 10:30 (nineteen years ago)

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