Alert Harpers!
From Ozone, Dec. '05:
Petey Pablo -
Oprah Winfrey? You crazy. Oprah is like somebody's momma. I can't think about nobody's mama like that. A lot of people would sleep with her just because of money, but it has to be something sexy about her. Oprah doesn't give off a sexual vibe to me. She's somebody you can confide in and talk too.
Warren G -
I think Oprah is beautiful. I wouldn't mind haning out with Oprah.
Killer Mike -
Man, Oprah is that bitch. All y'all hoes are playin' catch up. That includes my momma and grandmomma. Oprah's the king of all women. Get your muthafuckin' paper correct, man. If your ass ain't aspiring to be Oprah, you ain't shit.
But momma, grandmomma, I was just playin'. I don't love Oprah more than y'all.
Bohagon -
With Oprah I would take a different approach. I would aim everything toward pleasing her. I wouldn't give anybody else head, but I would probably give Oprah some head. I'd be trying to position myself to help my long-standing income. So I would probably break Oprah off. You know, Oprah's the queen. I probably would just cuddle up with Oprah.
Kaine of the Ying Yang Twins -
If you play it right. I don't want her to beat me up.
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)
I also like Ozone, but they get some amazing articles.
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)
5 responses, none of them interesting...
― paulhw (paulhw), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)
Just like this thread! Well, 6 for the thread, now.
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)
hahaha "King of All Women" that is some funny shit - I can't tell if that's a sly insult or not...
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)
twenty years pass...
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