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Does anyone find it ODD that ILX's out of control moderator, Jess Harvell, who spends his time deleting threads about the hard work of webzines is a writer for the blog juggernaut pitchforkmedia.com?

― hmmm...., Thursday, 29 December 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

hi brett hickman

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 December 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

of staticmultimedia.com

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 December 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

this is a real whodunnit

haha xp

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 29 December 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

BLOG JUGGERNAUT

Jess, if you delete this thread, I will hate you for at least 10 seconds.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 December 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

In honor of this thread, I will now call myself a SEX MAGNATE.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 December 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

actually this has gotta be a joke, no?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

pitchfork vs hard work webzines FITE

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

joke or not, i'm roffling

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/tinfoilhat-33779.jpg
The corruption runs deeper than you think...

― remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

It goes all the way to the TOP!

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

I heard Major League Baseball is also involved.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

If ILM is controlled by P'fork, is ILComics controlled by Alfred E. Newman?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

ILCooking...controlled by Emeril Lagasse?

― truck-patch pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

no doubt, jess is straight in LOVE with pitchfork, all he ever does is rep that shit

― Mr Blog Juggernaut (ghostface), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

ILE controlled by the Flying Spaghetti Monster

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

ILC is pwned by Rob Liefeld, no doubt.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/encyclopedie.univers.marvel/Accueil/Uatu%20the%20Watcher.gif

― it's a hardknock life (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

I heard he's getting a custom grill with a CZ PF all up and down the two front teeth

― Mr Straight Toxic (ghostface), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

I think this deserves some serious discussion.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

http://members.aol.com/ddv106/dark/liefeld_cap.gif

THE TOP I TELL YA

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

this thread has made my day, however

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

http://kalaksikukko.iwn.fi/katuoja/k/2004/katuoja20041008_xf5.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

nice tits on Capt America there

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

ILWWE is controlled by:

http://www.wrestlingclothesline.com/images/rfbusted1.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

SHUN: worst sound effect ever.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

I clicked the link in hmmm's question and I was pleasantly surprised by this latest PF layout.

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

"shun"!!

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

somebody wanna mod the "pitchfork" link to warn ppl tho?

― Mr Straight Bananas (ghostface), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

hell no

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

In which of these buildings is the ILM server located?
http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/dealey6.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

WHERES YR OUT OF CONTROL MOD NOW, ILM??

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

"In which of these buildings is the ILM server located?"

the book depository?

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

btw it's not brett, as far as i can tell.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/bhickman

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Hett Brickman?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.titanstower.com/assets/animated/episodes/madmod/madp01.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

OH NOES YOU HAVE ALL FOUND ME OUT MODERATOR LOCK THREAD OR I AM SHUTTING DOWN THIS PAJAMA PARTY RIGHT NOW

― Ryan Pfork (Eppy), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

That e-mail address is totes invalid.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

SHUN

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

I hold here in my hand a list of 153 ILMers who are active, card-carrying members of the blog juggernaut.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

Also, finally a P-fork thread that doesn't make me wanna kill myself!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

THIS IS THE SECRET EMAIL ADDRESS I USE WHEN PEOPLE HAVE FOUND ME OUT

JESS I DIDN'T GIVE A GIANT FLAMING ASSHOLE POWERS SO HE COULD JUST SIT THERE AND LET LARCENOUS THREADS LIKE THIS PROPOGATE DO AS I SAY OR YOU ARE NEVER WRITING ANOTHER MICROHOUSE COLUMN OR WHATEVER IT IS FOR ME AGAIN

― Ryan Pfork (Eppy), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/crazybananas.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/gothlots.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

Pshh, Jess writes about drum and/or bass.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

dude, don't ruin the funny thread with your un-funny. xxpost

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.preferredarms.com/Images/Epee%20Rapiers%201.JPG

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.biggreenhits.com/images/OreillyShaddap.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/gafinger.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 29 December 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

Skipping 56 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Do you know who I am? Do I know you? This is the first time I've ever been here, very lo-fi.

= "omg u guys don't have avatars or sigfiles"

― Mr Straight Toxic (ghostface), Thursday, 29 December 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to staple your dick to your ass.

― Undercooked Sausage, Thursday, 29 December 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

You were promising an NWO style invasion. Currently, it's more like Paul Jones' Army.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 December 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

Members

* The Barbarian
* Abdullah the Butcher
* Superstar Billy Graham
* Shaska Whatley
* Baron Von Raschke
* Teijho Khan
* Manny Fernandez
* Rick Rude
* Ivan Koloff
* Vladimir Petrov

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 December 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

I always get Manny Fernandez confused with Gino Hernandez, you know?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 December 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/frigtwetch2535/shockmaster.jpg

― Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Thursday, 29 December 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a0/Hector_Guerrero_GG.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 December 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

On the episode of SmackDown! taped on July 4, General Manager Teddy Long put Muhammad Hassan in a match against The Undertaker at the Great American Bash and placed Daivari in a match that night against the Undertaker. Daivari was defeated easily, but Hassan began to "pray" on the ramp, summoning five masked men, dressed almostly completely in black. Armed with clubs and a piano wire, they beat and choked the Undertaker into submission, and Hassan put him in the Camel Clutch. Afterward, the masked men lifted Daivari above their heads and carried him away in a manner evoking the common Muslim treatment of a martyr. Three days later, hours before the episode was scheduled to air, the 7 July 2005 London bombings took place. In a widely criticized decision, UPN opted to show the controversial imagery unedited in America and on The Score in Canada with an advisory warning shown several times during the broadcast. It was removed from the Australian and UK broadcasts.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 December 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

It seems destined for mass appeal, no? At least major indie breakthrough (i.e. Arcade Fire, Franz Ferdinand, etc.). It's got the hits, the flow, the beauty, the intellect. And after pfork gives it the 10 rating, the sales will result with all those folk who buy things based on pfork ratings. It is a brilliant album and it's going to make Bejar a household name. At least the households of my friends.

-- juno crunch (junocrunc...), Today.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

lick my penis hair like its candy.

― fedex popish, Thursday, 29 December 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

Rosebud, Montana
December 29, 2005

Dear Ryan Pitchfork:

Show the enclosed paper to others, make copies if
you like.

I am 51, a Paranoid Schizophrenic, High School
Diploma, Pentecostal, 6'1" tall, 225 pounds, black
hair, green eyes, and get Social Security Disability.

I was born in Forsyth and still live with my
parents. My brother Bob is a medical doctor.

I spent 3 years in the No. Dak. State Hospital and
had 50 insulin coma shock treatments. I escaped
once with a car and butcher knife and was nearly
killed by the Police.

I have never stolen, raped, or killed. A
psychiatrist, Dr. Martin Freese, said it was a
miracle.

I have had sex with over 120 women, most of them
prostitutes.

I am a very handsome and charming Virgo, same as
Alexander the Great, Ivan the Terrible, John
Wilkes Booth, Jesse James, Admiral Bligh, Emperor
Augustus, Cesare Borgia, Cardinal Richelieu,
Marquis de Lafayette, von Wallenstein, General
John J. Pershing, Louis the 14th and Richard the
Lionhearted.

In 1995, I received a batch of letters from
Wyoming school children, saying that my Buffalo
Bill song called Pahaska, was their favorite song
and was sung in class every day.

According to neurologists, I have suffered far
more than any human who ever lived, because when I
was insane, I had skeining power. Skein is found
in Goulds Medical Dictionary.

According to psychologists, I am the smartest man
ever to walk on the earth.

I would like to personally impregnate hundreds of
bright single women in order to produce a crop of
great geniuses to improve the world.

Thank you for disseminating this information.

Sincerely,

Brett Hickman

― Brett "the Hickman" Hartt, Thursday, 29 December 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

oh jon

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

You guys are bitches.

― fedexpope, Thursday, 29 December 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

i got two threads deleted last week with no explanation...

― sovietpanda (sovietpanda), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

Because Jess is the only guy who posted on this board at the start who hasn't found anything better to do in the past five years, so they let him delete threads as a treat. Like a gold watch, only useless.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

dom you do realize how long you've been posting here, right?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

i know yr bizarre duties leave you with a lot of free time and all.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

"Dom does it so why can't I" is a shitty fucking argument Jess, and you know it.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

http://health-pictures.com/images/nerve.jpg

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

I mean, most of your posts these days are on some "If I can't have you, nobody can", guy holding a knife to the throat of his estranged girlfriend level.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

And by "these days", I mean since 2003.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

Although that phoney "Here's another thought I just had" thing you do where you post four or five messages in a row is kind of enjoyable to do.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

it's either this or minesweeper

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/6/96922d1cdcdb9d8c79970c435512daf3.gif

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

see, how is minesweeper gonna provide me with chuckles like that?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

someone iz gonna get hurt

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

this never works out well for dom, but he still persists every couple weeks. it's his free time.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

he's like that one kid in porky's

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

Hey, Toni Basil's turned up.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

if nothing else my last 16 minutes at work will be entertaining.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

how bizarre

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

and now blount is here! r yoo ready for the tag-team, dom? everyone should go out for ice cream.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

I've already had some.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

But thanks for the offer.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

holy shit that fake Hickman letter creeps me out.

i grew up 30 minutes south of Forsyth & Rosebud. went to high school with, and played against a lot of kids from both schools...

who are you! lol

― solace (solace), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

I love it when it gets bitter

― Mr Straight Toxic (ghostface), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

suck a dick, john.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

dom has been posting metaphoric zingers that involve violence against women since at least 2003

― /,,,~~s, Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1609/87/320/toriandtash2.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

When is The Iron Sheik turning up, Dom?

ILM, hock-ptooey!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 29 December 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

I'm more than a transitional champ, Este.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 December 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

why do mommy and daddy always fight on Christmas?

― Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Thursday, 29 December 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

I hate reggaeton too, duders! WOW does that shit ever suck!

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 30 December 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

pitchfork seems to be controlled (or atleast heavily influenced) by ILM discussions.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 30 December 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

strongo you realize I know exactly zero of the internal politics here and I'm just kind throwin' another log on the fire, right? jeez already

― Mr Straight Toxic (ghostface), Friday, 30 December 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 30 December 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)

Fat white guys vs thin white guys

― ilm, Friday, 30 December 2005 10:29 (twenty years ago)

If Pitchfork were influenced by ILM, they would be influenced by Esteban Buttez which would mean NO SURFJAN STEVENS.

Therefore...it isn't.

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 30 December 2005 10:40 (twenty years ago)

You guys are bitches.

if only they were

― rizzxx, Friday, 30 December 2005 10:44 (twenty years ago)

http://unquietmind.com/tburger/tb110-119/fealty.jpg

― John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 31 December 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

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