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It's a total "REVUE" of all the Christgau reviews in one glorious 30-minute MEDLEY, darling! ha-HAAAAA!

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― Dom iNut (donut), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:08 (twenty years ago)

DUD OF THE MONTH

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:39 (twenty years ago)

Christgau on rollerskates... Christgau on roofies... let's fit the other threads in this one

― blunt (blunt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:41 (twenty years ago)

DON'T EMAIL ME, PLEASE!!

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:41 (twenty years ago)

I need his opinion on Planet Core Productions and Cold Rush Records. They could have been Europe's answer to Underground Resistance.

― blunt (blunt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 02:41 (twenty years ago)

i think xgau's more of a bloody fist man

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 5 January 2006 02:49 (twenty years ago)

au Aussie label makes sense on ILX

― blunt (blunt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 02:50 (twenty years ago)

Pick of the Month
Nasenbluten
100% No Soul Guaranteed

Whose beats touch who is personal, but that doesn't mean Nasenbluten will ever reach as many humans as Paul Elstak or the Mokum Records crew, and up against the archer Hellfish, the artier Miro, and the grander Marc Acardipane, objective physical differences manifest themselves: they're thinner, drier, more strained. Not only is their willingness to express hatred commoner than dance denizens imagine, their failure to undercut that emotion with irony or humor is a spiritual weakness. Right, they suffer. But billions of humans have it worse, and while we who are luckier are morally obliged to remember that, we're not obliged to empathize with any of them. Those convinced of the metaphoric-political centrality of cocksuckers and fucking one's sister will feel Nasenbluten's tracks. Those who don't should find a record they enjoy. A MINUS

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 5 January 2006 02:57 (twenty years ago)

masterful

― ratty, Thursday, 5 January 2006 02:58 (twenty years ago)

It's a total "REVUE" of all the Christgau reviews in one glorious 30-minute MEDLEY, darling! ha-HAAAAA!

That would have made for the greatest "Pink Lady and Jeff" episode ever.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 5 January 2006 04:22 (twenty years ago)

is christgau like howard hughes?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 5 January 2006 04:27 (twenty years ago)

his near-panic about being emailed was tragic

― gear (gear), Thursday, 5 January 2006 04:27 (twenty years ago)

is he writing his reviews from a darkened room, filling jars with urine, muttering "big fucking cock" over and over again?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 5 January 2006 04:28 (twenty years ago)

how can he type those snarky reviews with those long nails?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 5 January 2006 04:28 (twenty years ago)

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