Growing Pains theme song saddest song ever?

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It is apparently about two terminally ill spouses
planning a double-suicide.
am now trying to close-read "facts of life" theme --
sounds at first glance like a post-abortion commiseration?
the "different strokes" theme seems to be a straightforward
retelling of the show's premise ... but maybe I'm missing something
in the subtext?

alan thuck, Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:11 (twenty years ago)

no, no, pretty right on there.
Though the family ties theme is similarly depressing.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:38 (twenty years ago)

bar the sha na nana

oops (Oops), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:42 (twenty years ago)

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jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 7 January 2006 03:15 (twenty years ago)

the "Growing Pains" lyrics are actually based on "When Doves Cry"

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 7 January 2006 04:16 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

Kirk Cameron's clashes

In 1987, Kirk Cameron became a born again Christian. Afterwards he began to increasingly raise objections behind the scene to what he viewed as the depiction and promotion of immoral behavior on the show.

Other problems

In addition to the problems with Cameron, the show's constant references to Carol Seaver as "fat" (notwithstanding her normal weight and size for her age) took their toll on Tracey Gold. Although it was brushed off as "it's not you, it's the character," the producers were unaware that Gold had a long history of eating disorders, and the constant insults eventually triggered a serious case of anorexia nervosa in Gold. She was forced to resign from the cast in January of 1992 and did not return until the 2-part final episode, for which she had to leave the hospital where she was still undergoing treatment.

In addition, about 1990, Jeremy Miller, who played younger son Ben Seaver, began to be stalked by an older man who wrote letters to Miller expressing his plans to rape the actor. The threat to Miller resulted in heightened security until the stalker revealed his home address in a threatening letter and was subsequently arrested and imprisoned.

eman, Sunday, 12 October 2008 22:42 (seventeen years ago)

fuck kirk cameron. i'll break his kneecaps with a hockey stick.

Shushtari (res), Sunday, 12 October 2008 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

just look how smug this douche looks:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirk_Cameron

Shushtari (res), Sunday, 12 October 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

In a scene towards the end when Kirk Cameron's character kisses his wife, it was shot in shadow, and the actress, Erin Bethea, was replaced by Cameron's real-life wife, Chelsea Noble, disguised to look like Bethea.[7] This was done because Cameron does not believe that as a Christian he should kiss any woman other than his wife.[7]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fireproof_(film)

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 12 October 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, well:

http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/fireproof?q=fireproof

Shushtari (res), Sunday, 12 October 2008 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

It's fun how much worse his acting's gotten since he converted.

Niles Caulder, Sunday, 12 October 2008 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

Isn't that movie like 3 hours long?

Niles Caulder, Sunday, 12 October 2008 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

the description of that movie on that wikipedia page makes it seem unbearably oppressive and ham-fisted. no wonder it's at the top of the goddamn box office charts right now. i have so little faith in humanity these days.

Shushtari (res), Sunday, 12 October 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Wow, that looks so awful. Jesus would rather see Quarantine.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 12 October 2008 23:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f6/Kirkcameroncrocoduck.JPG

Cameron, speaking at a debate on the existence of God at Calvary Baptist Church in Manhattan, May 5, 2007.

eman, Sunday, 12 October 2008 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

Kirkcameroncrocoduck.JPG

eman, Sunday, 12 October 2008 23:19 (seventeen years ago)

i had totally forgotten about this http://www.wayofthemaster.com/

eman, Sunday, 12 October 2008 23:19 (seventeen years ago)

n e way not really seeing the terminal illness/suicide pact alluded to by the op

Show me that smile again. (Show me that smile)
Don't waste another minute on your cryin.
We're nowhere near the end (nowhere near)
The best is ready to begin.

Oooohhh. As long as we got each other
We got the world spinnin right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin.

As long as we keep on givin
We can take anything that comes our way
Baby, rain or shine, all the time
We got each other, sharin the laughter and love.

eman, Sunday, 12 October 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

here it is, for all of you who love to watch things that make your feel embarrassed. pay particular attention to the last 8-9 seconds. jesus christ.

Shushtari (res), Sunday, 12 October 2008 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

The Making of Fireproof special aired on the Trinity Broadcasting Network prior to the movie's release

I would like to state that I got really drunk one night and came home and started channel surfing and actually saw this

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 12 October 2008 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

last thing on the planet i'd watch drunk is kirk cameron proselytizing through film. ugh.

Shushtari (res), Sunday, 12 October 2008 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

i don't have cable

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 12 October 2008 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

or good dvds

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 12 October 2008 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

or friends

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 12 October 2008 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

stll sad that local religious station doesn't show Way of the Master anymore. It's like it was too nutso even for them.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/27/35722604_bc62272ef5.jpg?v=0
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/AAGV249-2006StudioPlus~A-J-Pierzynski-Posters.jpg

Granny Dainger, Sunday, 12 October 2008 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

or friends

i worry for this planet; this is what people will do to avoid sitting alone with their own thoughts.

Shushtari (res), Sunday, 12 October 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

Nothing's sadder than the theme to Eight Is Enough.

mottdeterre, Monday, 13 October 2008 05:17 (seventeen years ago)

"Suicide Is Painless" to thread, duh.

jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 13 October 2008 05:22 (seventeen years ago)

Oh seriously, don't watch that YouTube. Sorry, I posted without actually looking at it.

jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 13 October 2008 05:23 (seventeen years ago)

BEHOLD... THE ATHEIST'S NIGHTMARE

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Monday, 13 October 2008 06:19 (seventeen years ago)

i worry for this planet; this is what people will do to avoid sitting alone with their own thoughts.

― Shushtari (res), Sunday, October 12, 2008 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

haha yr talkin to a dude that sits alone with his own thoughts for a prolonged period daily doggie

ps 'or friends' was for the lulz

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 October 2008 06:23 (seventeen years ago)

I wish this was the 'in praise of BJ Thomas' thread.

Hooked on a Feeling.
Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head.
Dude's name is BJ.

abusive comments (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 13 October 2008 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

(Hey Won't You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song

abusive comments (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 13 October 2008 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

In 1987, Kirk Cameron became a born again Christian. Afterwards he began to increasingly raise objections behind the scene to what he viewed as the depiction and promotion of immoral behavior on the show.

Whoa! Mike Seaver's friend on Growing Pains was named Boner!

z "R" s (Z S), Monday, 13 October 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

Granny Dainger, you have made my day.

Joseph McCombs, Monday, 13 October 2008 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

A.J.'s new eminem hairdo made him looks like even more of a douche, which i didn't think was possible.

M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 13 October 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

I saw Alf the other day, and I thought, omg this is sad.

CaptainLorax, Monday, 13 October 2008 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

I also saw roxanne the other day, which added to the sadness

CaptainLorax, Monday, 13 October 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

I mean roseanne

CaptainLorax, Monday, 13 October 2008 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

Alf always brings this up

Eric H., Monday, 13 October 2008 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

haha yr talkin to a dude that sits alone with his own thoughts for a prolonged period daily doggie

meditation should be about clearing conscious thought though. GOTCHA!!!!

Dogface Chain (res), Monday, 13 October 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

not tryna make this the buddhism thread or w/e but fwiw in my practice *clearing thoughts away* is just as problematic as following a prolonged train of thought. They come and go. Let them. Eventually you'll see them dissipate like the clouds they are.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 October 2008 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, I know... actually until last year when i started school again and got swamped with work, i used to do regular morning meditation. it was quite useful. it greatly extended the time period between when an idiot said something and when my powder keg went off. i should really start again.

Dogface Chain (res), Monday, 13 October 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

i just post my thoughts to ILX instead

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Monday, 13 October 2008 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

I watch "Growing Pains".

☑ (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 13 October 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)


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