Last lines sung before artist murdered

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In which the title of an artist's song is slightly altered or added to in order to address the person who killed him/her or was somehow involved in their demise

You Send Me (To The Morgue) - Sam Cooke

anna graham, Saturday, 7 January 2006 04:47 (twenty years ago)

Rape Me (With Your Sweet Caressing Hands, O Great Destroyer of Worlds, For My Heart is Full of Sorrow. Please Rape Me, Kindly Reaper, With Your Magnificent Phallus of Death. O Rape. Rape.) - Kurt Cobain

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 7 January 2006 04:50 (twenty years ago)

Nobody Told Me (There'd Be Days Like These!) - John Lennon
* (written by Tre Baker, age 9, 1982.)

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 7 January 2006 05:47 (twenty years ago)

Imagine (being wasted by a psychotic fan) - John Lennon

(Shot/stabbed/boned to death by a huge dude, on the toilet) In The Ghetto - Elvis Presley

retort pouch (retort pouch), Saturday, 7 January 2006 05:52 (twenty years ago)

Truck On (my head) - Marc Bolan

retort pouch (retort pouch), Saturday, 7 January 2006 05:53 (twenty years ago)

Oops. Elvis and Marc weren't really murdered, were they? Ah well.

retort pouch (retort pouch), Saturday, 7 January 2006 05:54 (twenty years ago)

save the children (from murdering fathers) Marvin Gaye

anna graham, Saturday, 7 January 2006 06:47 (twenty years ago)

perhaps this is too sub-McSweeneysish..... (plus mine are really uninsprired)

anna graham, Saturday, 7 January 2006 07:00 (twenty years ago)

Nonsense! That Marvin Gaye one is great.

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Saturday, 7 January 2006 18:50 (twenty years ago)

michael hutchence "money can buy almost anything but anything's nothing when you're dead".
inxs "just keep walking"

retrogurl, Sunday, 8 January 2006 11:40 (twenty years ago)

Truck On (my head) - Marc Bolan

Tasteless joke follows:

Q - What was the title of Marc Bolans last single?

A - Wrap a purple Mini round the old oak tree.

Ben Dot (1977), Monday, 9 January 2006 21:19 (twenty years ago)

"Rollercoastah!... ah ooooh ooooh oooh"

Dom iNut (donut), Monday, 9 January 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

It's just plain wrong that the Ohio Players were never tried for that crime.

Dom iNut (donut), Monday, 9 January 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

elvis "can i have peanut butter with that peanut butter?"

retrogurl, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 03:29 (twenty years ago)

Eddie Cochran: "Now there are even less than three steps to heaven"

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 03:55 (twenty years ago)

Billy Fury: I'm finally all the way to Paradise

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 03:55 (twenty years ago)

Hmm. I didn't notice the word "murdered"

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 13:21 (twenty years ago)

Joe Meek : "Hello, it's me"

OK, so he didn't actually sing, let alone sing that Todd Ru song.

But heck, it's a very short list.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 13:53 (twenty years ago)

OK, how about

Bobby Fuller : "I fought the Law (and the mob) (and the mob won unfortunately)"

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 13:54 (twenty years ago)

John Lennon - My Mummy's Dead (and so am I)

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 14:00 (twenty years ago)

Stringbean: I Wonder Where Wanda Went (While Being Pursued By The Homicidal Fiends Who Left Me Lying In This Here Pool Of Blood)

brianiaxe (briania), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 14:35 (twenty years ago)

"I Heard It Through The Carbine" - Marvin Gaye

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 15:04 (twenty years ago)

John Lennon - I Don't Wanna Be a Soldier ('cos I might get shot or sumthin')

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 15:18 (twenty years ago)


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