If Madonna's anus could talk, what would it say?
― lupine luck, Monday, 16 January 2006 14:15 (twenty years ago)
madonna's anus *does* talk. it's featured prominently on vocals on most of her records, and exclusively on all interviews she gives
― rentboy (rentboy), Monday, 16 January 2006 14:21 (twenty years ago)
"I'm drinking a Soy latte,
I get a double shotte,
It goes through my body,
And you know I'm satisfied
I drive my Mini Cooper
And I'm feeling super-dooper
Yo they tell I'm a trooper
And you know I'm satisfied
I do yoga and Pilates
And the room is full of hotties
So I'm checking out the bodies
And you know I'm satisfied
I'm digging on the isotopes
This metaphysics shit is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet
A trainer and a butler
And a bodyguard or five
A gardener and a stylist
Do you think I'm satisfied?
I'd like to express my extreme point of view
I'm not Christian and I'm not a Jew
I'm just living out the American dream
And I just realised that nothing
Is what it seems"
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 16 January 2006 16:18 (twenty years ago)
If anuses could talk, we wouldn't be able to understand them.
― Ludwig Wittgenstein, Monday, 16 January 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)
Damn you, Thermo. I'd successfully forgotten how awful that was. Back to therapy for me.
― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Monday, 16 January 2006 16:41 (twenty years ago)
two years pass...