Why am i impotent?

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Is it because i am unattractive to the opposite sex?That i look like the back end of a roadies arse?That i am clueless about current music?That i am apple pie boy from la and have never met a person of non white origins and have an allegedly 3 inch penis[if i am lucky]?Why oh why am i such a tit of gigantic proportions?Please oh great god kevin tell me why you laugh at my postings

― ned the "MBV expert 96-99", Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what is this shit about?

― di, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kevin Shields speaks! err..

― electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This is more of an ILE question, really

― electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Moderator to thread please......

― Norman Phay, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The parodies of me lately *really* have stunk. People need to try harder. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think pretty much anyone could be an expert on MBV's output from '96 - '99..

― electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why does ned get all the haterz?

― gareth, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

no hataz take one tha hopppa, fuck y'all

― , Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm just going to quietly say "pseudo_intellectual" and desperately hope nobody knows what the hell i'm talking about

― electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Q: why does ned get the hataz?

A: Because they don't know about our clique.

― Sterling Clover, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There Is No Clique.

― OleM, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah? Ask Mega. They also don't want to see him get rich.

― Sterling Clover, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How does one become an apple pie boy from la, anyway?

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Must be some sort of conception myth related to that American Pie movie. I always wondered why mom had a flaky crust. *awaits Dan's followup*

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A little penicillin should clear that right up for her. Now excuse me while I go sob in the corner from a massive attack of the creeping horrors.

("flaky crust"... *shudder*)

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Glad to be of service!

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thread fun fact: if you look at the last four characters in this thread's URL and squint, you get the general gist of the initial post.

― Sean Carruthers, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wish Rufus had dealt with your little tiff in a more adult fashion. I'm tired of making excuses for him.

― Arthur, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wouldn't he just write a song?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, that's Ryan.

― Arthur, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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