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Fake Cannibal Corpse Song Title Thread!

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"Intestinal Noose"

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:23 (twenty years ago)

"Amateur Vaginal Reconstruction Surgery"

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:24 (twenty years ago)

"Groingrinder"

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:29 (twenty years ago)

"Staplegunned"

― brianiaxe (briania), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:49 (twenty years ago)

"Inside A Leper's Cunt"

― emil.y (emil.y), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:27 (twenty years ago)

"Asphyxiation Through Bowel Obstruction"

― m.c. (clikatowi), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Pustulation of Unborn Noxiousness

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 January 2006 18:00 (twenty years ago)

some of these sound a bit more like carcass song titles

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 January 2006 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Suffocation by a Angel's Anus

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 January 2006 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Raped by a Female Centaur on an Altar of Thorns

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 January 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Eye Socket Fuck Feast

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 26 January 2006 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Distending Your Yowling First Born Baby's Rectum With Your Severed Penis

― LoneNut, Thursday, 26 January 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Jabba The Slut Says Find A Fold and Fuck It

OK, so it's not very Cannibal Corpse. But it's funny!

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Thursday, 26 January 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

excreted cowboy

― jonathon, Thursday, 26 January 2006 22:06 (twenty years ago)

tacklebox full of severed cocks

― baby, disco is fuck (yournullfame), Friday, 27 January 2006 04:01 (twenty years ago)

Lapping Up Bloody Milk From a Virgin's Teat

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 27 January 2006 06:31 (twenty years ago)

diminished on the altar of ba'al

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 27 January 2006 06:34 (twenty years ago)

Chris Barnes is a Pussy

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 27 January 2006 06:54 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...
fucking a pus-filled flesh wound on a dead bum

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 26 August 2006 03:25 (twenty years ago)

Rape Induced Spontaneous Abortion

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 26 August 2006 03:42 (twenty years ago)

Gerbils Feast on Your Sphincter

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Saturday, 26 August 2006 13:25 (twenty years ago)

that should be a band name

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 August 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

Glutinous Bodymash

― Scourage (Haberdager), Saturday, 26 August 2006 16:21 (twenty years ago)

Nothing we can come up with can match the majesty of 'Entrails Ripped Through a Virgin's Cunt'.

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Saturday, 26 August 2006 16:30 (twenty years ago)

or my own favourite 'Sanded Faceless'

― Scourage (Haberdager), Saturday, 26 August 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

- Mutilated Bloody Vagina in the Hand of Marie Sullivan
- Fall in the Gap and Die

Those were song titles of a friend's intense grindcore band where they would scream so low that they'd vomit almost every time they played. They also had another song called 'All the Kids Who Listen to Ska Get Good Grades and are in Lots of After-School Activities.' Fucking brilliant.

― trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 26 August 2006 18:42 (twenty years ago)

'Fall in the Gap and Die' might be my new favourite song-title.

― Scourage (Haberdager), Saturday, 26 August 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

I swear I was just about to post "Deflowered by Vermin" without knowing they actually have a song called "Devoured by Vermin."

― Hideous Lump (Hideous Lump), Saturday, 26 August 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

random phrases seen while walking down the hallway which would work:

"Harvesting Chamber"
"Outbreak of Mouse Hepatitis" (this actually said "Mouse Hepatits", which might even be more Cannnibal Corpsical now that I think about it)

― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Saturday, 26 August 2006 21:29 (twenty years ago)


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