how come gary numan can't find his sandwich

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jupiter 8 it

― bob snoom (vestibule), Thursday, 2 February 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

You speak in riddles, sahib.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 February 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

why did five six seven?

b/c seven eight nine!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

because it's down in the park?

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Why did the sandwich nine my stomach? Because I eight it.

― haha, Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

M.E. i eat dust, not sandwiches!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

please push no mayo

― Dom iNut (donut), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

BOB SNOOM I LUV U!!!

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

what did 0 say to 8?
hey, nice belt!!!

― zappi (joni), Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

That's really bad.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

Why did Prince bump into the Ferris wheel?

Because there wasn't enough Fairlight.

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

Why did Prince lose on Hollywood Squares?

He was distracted by Paul Lynde's drum.

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

Why did Prince snub V?

Because nothing compares to U.

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

when I was a kid, I made up this joke....

Q: What did the shrimp say to the clam when he wouldn't share his food?

A: Quit being so shellfish!

i thought it was pretty funny at the time.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

ain't that some shit

― blunt (blunt), Monday, 20 February 2006 11:35 (nineteen years ago)

that shellfish joke is now printed on all penguin bars.
get your claim for royalties in m@tt, you never know.

― mark e (mark e), Monday, 20 February 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

Oh no Gary Numan's synths got on the internet!

― Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Somebody mooged* his cheese.

*Yes I'm aware how it's really pronounced.

― ratty, Tuesday, 28 February 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

this thread died much too soon ...

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

What did the small black schoolgirl say to Erkan Mustafa's drum machine?

"I only want to help you Roland"

― PhilK, Saturday, 15 September 2007 08:48 (eighteen years ago)

The thought of a frown on Gary Numan's face because he can't find his sandwich is enough to send me into peals of laughter.

http://www.musictowers.com/assets/gallery/N/pic_3-11-2006_1-25-22_PM_7056.jpg

Damnit, I know someone stole my sandwich!

― Bimble, Saturday, 15 September 2007 09:00 (eighteen years ago)

But I had it here in my hands! It disappeared!

http://www.gothtronic.com/Goth/img_/Music1/sub/NumanPeelSessions.jpg

― Bimble, Saturday, 15 September 2007 09:02 (eighteen years ago)

Ah fuck that's the funniest thing ever

― President Evil, Saturday, 15 September 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)

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