The official 'ANTI-VALENTINES' song thread

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Yes.....songs that say 'f*** you' or 'I'm over that pimp/ho'.

Starters.....

Get Out Of My Life Woman - Lee Dorsey

― Euan (majorleaguer), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Prayer To God: Shellac

― kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Timi Yuro-"What's A Matter Baby (Is It Hurting You?)"

― Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Ben Folds Five - Song For The Dumped

― Cracks (Crackity), Thursday, 9 February 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

Kaiser Chiefs - Everyday I Love You Less and Less

― lukeeluke (soulex45), Thursday, 9 February 2006 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

Alternative TV's "Love Lies Limp" rules this thread with a rod of floppy iron. Tho I'll save somebody the trouble of typing "This Is Not a Love Song".

― Abu Hamster (noodle vague), Thursday, 9 February 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

10cc - i'm not in love

― mucho, Friday, 10 February 2006 08:05 (nineteen years ago)

kim -- eminem

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 10 February 2006 08:11 (nineteen years ago)

The Beautiful South, "Valentine's Day Wank"

― brittle-lemon (brittle-lemon), Friday, 10 February 2006 08:13 (nineteen years ago)

Arab Strap - 'I Still Miss You'

"So I hear he likes to cook you dinner
And you can both just sit and talk
Are you in it 'cause he's got his own place
Or are you just in it for the cock?"

― Kate Jane Connolly (fixitgirl), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

John Cale, "I'm Not the Loving Kind"

When my lady passes me by
I leave the love I thought I had in mind
Send no flowers or words of regret
I'm not the loving kind

Day by day I was hoping you'd be
The kind of love that would give me peace of mind
But it may just have passed me by
Because I'm not the loving kind

I'm not the loving kind
I'm not the loving kind

Don't believe it
Yes it must be true
How I lost all the love I had for you
Send me please no words of regret
Because I'm not the loving kind

I'm not the loving kind
I'm not the loving kind

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

box elder - holly golightly
spineless little shit - thee headcoatees

holly's great for this sort of thing.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

1. You Created A Monster - Millie Jackson

A high-larious proto rap cum disco stomper in which Millie chastises a male friend for spoiling his girlfriend by feeding her on a diet of cocktails, parties and expensive frocks.

"You created a MONSTER!
From a shy country girl.
Took her up into high class quality
Then she turned on thee..."

Amazing etc.

2. I Will Be Your Girlfriend - Dubstar
To be honest, most of the songs these lost-down-the-back-of-the-sofa popsters recorded could go in the anti-Valentine's category but this one's unusually caustic even by their standards.

"I am the gum on your shoes,
The prostitue who rings your family."

Sweet as an acid drop made from hydrochloric acid.

― klee (klee), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Somebody's got to be obvious, but:

Joy Division - "Love Will Tear Us Apart"

― Moses (Moses), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

The 6ths w/ Dean Wareham -- "Falling Out of Love With You"

..."every kiss means less and less..."

― BlastsOfStatic (BlastsofStatic), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

television personalities "ihope your happy now"

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, Eamon - "Fuck It"

― Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

"Permafrost"-Magazine.

― stu (stu), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

Dot Dot Dot Story - Valentine
"Valentine, don't waste my time
save your paper, save your glue
Valentine, pretty pretty
pretty pretty, pretty
LAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEE"

― PeterALopez, Saturday, 11 February 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

passage - love song
http://s53.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=37Y8YGZEAITIU2Y6VZ0L9PGC1F

― +, Saturday, 11 February 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

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