Invent some Child Friendly classics

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1) Public Enemy - My Smoothie weighs a ton.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:54 (twenty years ago)

Prodigy - Crush my crisps up.

― Ant., Friday, 10 February 2006 12:01 (twenty years ago)

3. N.W.A. - Make Love to the Police

― Brian Jones (Brian Jones), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:20 (twenty years ago)

I guess that should just be "Love the Police"

― Brian Jones (Brian Jones), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:21 (twenty years ago)

4. 2 Live Crew - We want some kittens

― Brian Jones (Brian Jones), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:25 (twenty years ago)

WASP - FEAST (Eat like an animal)

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

Public Enemy, It Takes a Nation of Millions to Send me to My Room

― novamax (novamax), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:59 (twenty years ago)

Body Count - Pop Swiller

― JB Young (JB Young), Sunday, 12 February 2006 07:45 (twenty years ago)

Slayer - Reign in....Candy!

― my name is latebloomer, please take my hand (latebloomer), Sunday, 12 February 2006 08:54 (twenty years ago)

Cpt Beefheart - I Love You, You Big Dummy.

― mzui (mzui), Sunday, 12 February 2006 10:55 (twenty years ago)

Throbbing Gristle - Hamburger Lady

The title would stay the same, but the lyrics would have to change, obviously. It would be about a nice lady who gives kids hamburgers.

― ratty, Sunday, 12 February 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Dead Kennedy: Too many softdrinks to be good to each other.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 12 February 2006 23:48 (twenty years ago)

Zappa:
My Guitar Wants to Snuggle Your Mama
I Promise Not to Put a Frog in Your Mouth
Broken Hearts Are for Meanies

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 12 February 2006 23:58 (twenty years ago)

I guess that should just be "Love the Police"

"Hug the Police."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 13 February 2006 00:01 (twenty years ago)

"Pez shooter, shooting Pez in your direction."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 13 February 2006 00:04 (twenty years ago)

Is that a pink pistol? Disqualified on a technicality.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 13 February 2006 09:11 (twenty years ago)

Peaches - Put the paste away

― älänbänänä (alanbanana), Monday, 13 February 2006 11:09 (twenty years ago)

Daddy? Yes, son.. I Want you to divorce mummy

Mummy? Yes, son.. I love you

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 13 February 2006 11:39 (twenty years ago)

So, that means a child friendly version of The Doors = the Happy Flowers?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 13 February 2006 11:49 (twenty years ago)

twenty years pass...

Terry Riley : "In C Win C Spider"

― Mark G, Saturday, 14 February 2026 20:10 (one week ago)

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