I've Just Seen Fiona Bruce Do a Duet with Alexander O'Neal. Then My Head Blew Up.

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WTF, people? That's enough Postmodernity for me, thanks.

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Friday, 24 February 2006 21:18 (twenty years ago)

how did you find your keyboard?

(i walked out after russell 'the voice' started singing)

― whatever (boglogger), Friday, 24 February 2006 21:34 (twenty years ago)

im fed up cos all you ever do is criticize...

― squirrelbait (squirrelbait), Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:54 (twenty years ago)

all im saying is that the marco passarani cover of that track is the shittt.

― emma cleveland (emma cleveland), Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:55 (twenty years ago)

dont criticize my friends...

― squirrelbait (squirrelbait), Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:57 (twenty years ago)

im jamming to it this instant and giggling. i kind of do want him to make love to me.

― emma cleveland (emma cleveland), Saturday, 25 February 2006 01:05 (twenty years ago)

its only hearsay

― squirrelbait (squirrelbait), Saturday, 25 February 2006 01:15 (twenty years ago)

Can we talk about how Matt Allwright is the worst human being in history?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 25 February 2006 01:18 (twenty years ago)

OH GOD YES DOM SO TRUE I WANT TO DISEMBOWEL THE SMUG FUCKER

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Saturday, 25 February 2006 07:12 (twenty years ago)

hey guys whats missing, cause a broken heart man mend and i need some sunshine.

― startrekman, Saturday, 25 February 2006 07:28 (twenty years ago)

Oh, hurrah, people are watching this! I talked about it on ILE, but no-one else did.

Can we talk about how Matt Allwright is the worst human being in history?

Nicky Campbell, people!

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 25 February 2006 10:26 (twenty years ago)

How many 'worst people in history' is this now Dom? Must be double figures now shurely.

― amirite?, Saturday, 25 February 2006 10:33 (twenty years ago)

I have no idea what this is but I voted for "Sian and Russell" just because I don't like their names

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 25 February 2006 13:16 (twenty years ago)

Oh, hurrah, people are watching this! I talked about it on ILE, but no-one else did.
Can we talk about how Matt Allwright is the worst human being in history?
Nicky Campbell, people!

-- ailsa

Jeremy Kyle pips both of them. He is a pure avatar of evil.

― jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Saturday, 25 February 2006 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Kyle is your common or garden self-righteous twat, whereas Nicky Campbell is evil in ways undreamt of by science. Ailsa's quite right, he's a stain on humanity that a thousand years will not erase.

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Saturday, 25 February 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

Also, Jeremy Kyle isn't duetting badly with Beverley Knight on national television every night unlike that smug arsewipe Campbell.

Is it wrong to not mind Matt Allwright? There are far worse people on television than that (though that's another thread entirely).

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 26 February 2006 08:11 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

I know stalking is v bad, but this guy is pretty funny

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-11492057

Messages from Peter Oakey referred to Ms Bruce as "my beautiful firebird", Basildon Crown Court heard.
Ms Bruce, 46, was "distressed" by cards signed "your kingfisher and loving husband", sent by Oakey, 51, from Brentwood, Essex.

― Neil S, Thursday, 7 October 2010 10:31 (fifteen years ago)

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