If you were on a date that was failing painfully, what song would you spontaneously break into, right there at the dinner table

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Mine would be

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 27 February 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

Ack! Hit "send" by mistake before completing. This would be either: a) in a last ditch effort to salvage the date or b) to say "fuck it" and have some fun with it.

Anyway, mine would be chorus to Talking Heads' "Swamp" (obviously going for Option B).

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 27 February 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

Runner-up would be:

You know it's true...
Everything I do....
I do it for you.

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 27 February 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

"i never want to see you again" - quasi.
fuck it,you should have the upper hand!

― good enough by, Monday, 27 February 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

The Champs - "Tequila"

I do this a lot anyway.

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Monday, 27 February 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

G.W.A.R. - the Salamanizer.

― danny boy, Monday, 27 February 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

nirvana's negative creep would put the old tin lid on it, i feel

― dr x o'skeleton, Monday, 27 February 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

black flag - my war

― buyabiznatch (buyabiznatch), Monday, 27 February 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

Crowds by Bauhaus just to ensure a restraining order.

― Anthony Lombardi (CCPO), Monday, 27 February 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me. No more.

― Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 27 February 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

Rage Against the Machine's "Bullet in the Head"

they say jump and you say how high?
you're brain-dead
you got a fuckin bullet in the head

and then the coda

― name withheld, Monday, 27 February 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

when i think about you i touch myself

― sovietpanda (sovietpanda), Monday, 27 February 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

At this moment by Billy Vera and the Beaters.

What did you think
I would at this moment?
When you're standing before me
With tears in your eyes?!

That would kill it off.

― jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Monday, 27 February 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, yeah, missed out a 'do' in the second line.

― jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Monday, 27 February 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

"Angel Of Death" by Slayer.

― Brian O'Neill (NYCNative), Monday, 27 February 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

Your Kid Commited Suicide Because You Suck by Anal Cunt.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 27 February 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

"Sad Eyes," Robert John.

― mike a, Monday, 27 February 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

"Didn't we have a lovely time the day we went to Bangor?
A beautiful day, we had lunch on the way and all for under a pound you know..."

(while clapping enthusiastically)

― Tehrannosaurus HoBB (the pirate king), Monday, 27 February 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

'Gotta Get Through This' - Daniel Bedingfield w/ human beatbox breakdown

― john clarkson, Monday, 27 February 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

no no wait i got it 'Hands To Heaven' by Breathe

that'd slay it

― john clarkson, Monday, 27 February 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

I would break down and start sanging I'll get you right by pretty rickie it goes like this (its seven in the evening everybodys leaving I decided to stay in I just felt like chilling and I wondered if you felt the same just say the word i'll be on my way im just afew afew blocks away i just want to see wanna see your pretty face all i like to do is lay wit you tonight i dont wont to hit the club i want to lay up and when i come over I will get you right!!!!!!!!! hope you like cause I am black and thats what my boyfriend did

― NeicyGulley, Monday, 27 February 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

"You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'" a la Tom Cruise in Top Gun.

― Merryweather (scarlet), Monday, 27 February 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

Anything by the Fall, really.

― D.V. Caputo, Monday, 27 February 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

correct answer is Shoot You Down by Stone Roses, tried and tested. may take a couple runs through the chorus, but she'll get the point!

― biz, Monday, 27 February 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Trapped in the closet parts 1 to 12?

― jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Monday, 27 February 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

Your Kid Commited Suicide Because You Suck by Anal Cunt.

Bonus points if you're dating Eric Clapton! Although I do believe it would fall under Joe's option "b".

― musically (musically), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

REGGAETON!!!!!!!!!

― Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

G.W.A.R. - the Salamanizer

This is such a good answer.

― josh in sf (stfu kthx), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

you would all need to go on a date first.

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

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