The Boring, Tedious, Repulsive Nasal Feline WHINE Of Rufus-Dufus Wainwright

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Blaaaahhh... YUK !

Start with a block minor chord on the piano... Am.

Melody: start on the 5th and descend predictably/diatonically..
E DD CC BB A.


Switch Chord to (predictable) Dm.

Melody : F EE DD AA B


Lyrics (from beat 1 of A minor chord) :

"All the times I tried to hide from,
everything I was denied..."

Remember to hold your breath, plug your nose
for the nasal whine and sing out of the corner
of your mouth.

Repulsively pathetic, boring, depressing, monotonous,
unoriginal and disgusting is Rufus.


Musicfan101, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

For a second I'm all, "Odd, I don't remember starting this thread."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

five years pass...

ffs i wish the BBC would stop making documentaries about this cunt!

jed_, Saturday, 2 July 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

ps i think he's okay. he's talented but... just stop.

jed_, Saturday, 2 July 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

why did no-one tell them about the roxette compilation?

ledge, Saturday, 2 July 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

his first two albums = ace. then he got the budget and attention he was always seeking and it all turned into smug n mushy overproduced badness.

I'm A Genius, Too! (Jamie_ATP), Saturday, 2 July 2011 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

truth^

jed_, Saturday, 2 July 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

ha i heard a song of his on the radio an hour ago and thought about how i hate his voice

buzza, Saturday, 2 July 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

think i've told this on here before but i walked by him in glasgow's merchant city (lol) and he's really handsome irl.

Introducing the Hardline According to (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 2 July 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

I think we walked by him at an NYC FAP and people wondered why I didn't abuse him directly. I probably felt he wasn't worth that level of attention.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 2 July 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

i've been playing his dad's first four records a ton this year. man those are some good records.

scott seward, Saturday, 2 July 2011 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

we ate at a long dinner table full of people together, but we were at opposite ends of the table

but when I went out for a cigarette he came out with me, bummed a cigarette, and we talked and looked at the rain

he was pretty

the tune is space, Saturday, 2 July 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

his dad's early stuff was very good. his voice is extremely unpleasant to me.

Introducing the Hardline According to (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 2 July 2011 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

Teddy Thompson = The Rufus Wainwright who can sing.

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 2 July 2011 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

he used to be able to sing. not just that, he was an amazing singer!

jed_, Saturday, 2 July 2011 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

Ooh Rufus singing Judy Garland, I've just come

Colin Allstations (PaulTMA), Saturday, 2 July 2011 23:20 (fourteen years ago)


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