Hilburn is out at the LA Times = OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER

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I admit I had missed this news on Friday.

We're delighted to welcome Ann into the House that Hilburn built.

...and I'll be even more delighted if she brought dynamite.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, she's sort of meh, but a 1000% improvement over rh.

dilbert bumfill, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

hilburn's been out for a while but continues to inspire (much like U2 and springsteen) on a "special to the times" basis.

dan (dan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

Hilburn's 1970s rooted dadrock v. Powers 1990s rooted new age mystical 'n' feminist slanted indie rock ...

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 07:32 (nineteen years ago)

It's kind of like professional baseball, no? They keep recycling the same managers ...

hgh, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 07:35 (nineteen years ago)

I know Powers had left the EMP in Seattle awhile back, but had her husband Eric Weisbard? I guess they'll be moving to Los Angeles. I like his writing.

curmudgeon (DC Steve), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

Hilburn is insufferable, but Powers is utterly clueless. This is not a giant leap forward.

billy budapest, Sunday, 12 March 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

On what grounds do you call Powers "clueless"?

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 12 March 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.closertogod.net/main/images/thoughts/bodymind/geek.jpg

baptiste, Sunday, 12 March 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

A bit hyper x formalist is or was she (haven't read any recent), but I'll always be thankful for her Voice Choice on Babe The Blue Ox. Now there was a band, and yes there were females involved,and it was the Nineties or maybe the late Eighties, but the frontman bore a suspicious resemblence to the Dramarama dude. Hardly "New Age," and not too scary feminista either don't worry.

The Horizontal LT., Monday, 13 March 2006 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

Depends vs. hairy legs

timmy tannin (pompous), Monday, 13 March 2006 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

But seriously, does any major newspaper have a decent music critic?

Sean Braudis (Sean Braudis), Monday, 13 March 2006 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

No, cause they haven't hired me yet. (I might be lying.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 March 2006 06:21 (nineteen years ago)

you mean they hired you!?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 13 March 2006 07:03 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahah. Sterling, my dear soul, if they approached me, I would suggest many other people first, including your good self. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 March 2006 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

But seriously, does any major newspaper have a decent music critic?
-- Sean Braudis (braudimusprim...), March 13th, 2006.

K. Sanneh at the NY Times is one, and I am sure there are others.

curmudgeon (DC Steve), Monday, 13 March 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

Sanneh? Now he's clueless.

jayson blare, Monday, 13 March 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

has the world gone mad? ann powers is great. stop bitching.

yuengling participle (rotten03), Monday, 13 March 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

On what grounds do you call Powers "clueless"?

I didn't say it, but I'll venture the notion was put forth on the basis of her published work, which while rich in amateur sociology and world-historical pronouncements does leave a little to be desired in the clue department.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 13 March 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

Who are you, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 13 March 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.drinkzing.com/images/zing-back.jpg

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 13 March 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

Who reads print media anymore?

tommy 2tone, Monday, 13 March 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

Just us old folks, but some of us have learned how to find print media critics on websites on one of those internets everybody is talking about.

curmudgeon (DC Steve), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

Who reads print media anymore?

People who like to read the day's news at the table in the garden over good breakfast or lunch.

George 'the Animal' Steele, Monday, 13 March 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

Who reads print media anymore?

Yoo Doo Nut (donut), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

howzabout that book she wrote, which essentially amounted to "I'm rilly cool and bohemian and stuff." did you know that she and EWeis were married by XGau? gawd did i laugh when I heard about that…

veronica moser (veronica moser), Monday, 13 March 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Why not? George will handle the bris (or is that making a mohol out of a Mountain fan)

don, Monday, 13 March 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

(which might be a little heavyhanded, I mean, or is that stereotyping metallurrgists)

don, Monday, 13 March 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

Who reads print media anymore?

that ever-dwindling Over 18 set

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Monday, 13 March 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

George will handle the bris

I'm not kosher and didn't go to mohel school.

that ever-dwindling Over 18 set

Whose civic duty is to afflict and vex those under 18.

George 'the Animal' Steele, Monday, 13 March 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

"On what grounds do you call Powers "clueless""

"her published work ... a little to be desired in the clue department"


Thanks for clarifying.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 13 March 2006 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

She's got a real knack for liking the album after the popular one.

Zwan (miccio), Monday, 13 March 2006 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

Gave U2's Pop a 9. out of 10.

Zwan (miccio), Monday, 13 March 2006 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

this, obviously, is gear's lucky day.

Zwan (miccio), Monday, 13 March 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

So Zooropa would be the popular one?

...

Then I'm the King of the Cats!

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

She took it back though, and later called it an "uncomfortable dip into techno" or something. She's a big U2 fan. I like her blog a lot, though! I just find her reviews kinda b.s.-heavy "this is what I think the kids get from Weezer...Maladroit - Four Stars"

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

Doesn't everyone know the 18-35 people just love newspapers? Just check their fingers, newsprint all over them, I swear. Yeppers, voracious readers.

Billy Boyd, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

Powers' essays on Brian Eno (calling Eno a "dapper Muppet" is the best moniker His Eggheadedness ever got), John Cale, and PJ Harvey are as good as rockcrit get.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

Gave U2's Pop a 9. out of 10.
-- Zwan (anthonyisrigh...), March 13th, 2006 3:50 PM.


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this, obviously, is gear's lucky day.
-- Zwan (anthonyisrigh...), March 13th, 2006 3:52 PM.

you remembered : )

gear (gear), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

you sure about that? If I had them with me I'd point out some clunkers in the last two. The paragraphs about To Bring You My Love and Paris 1919 come to mind (but then nobody sounds good when describing albums they give perfect ratings to).

x-post how could I forget?

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

Powers didn't review Pop in Spin, Barry Walters did

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

haha well fuck me. i think there's another thread where you told me and I always forget.

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

she wrote this one, though.


Is This Desire?

On All That You Can't Leave Behind, U2 finally find what they're looking for

By Ann Powers

Throwing your hands up in the air can be an act of faith. Stick 'em up - there's no resisting the way life constantly robs you of control. But open those arms wider, and defeat becomes elation. "Stretch out your hands toward the sanctuary," the psalmist instructed pilgrims seeking the Promised Land. Don't be surprised when submission turns to strength.

U2 know plenty about spiritual abandon. From their early work as flag-waving Christians soldiers through the ecstatic desert wanderings of the mid-'80s, to the fall to dirty earth that started in 1991 with Achtung Baby, the Irishmen specialized in the plunge, riding rock's gravitational pull to states of unchecked emotion. With a force that sometimes seemed ridiculous, each album was a dunk in the river, and loving the band meant giving in - not to God but to the problematic idea of meaningful rock.

Yet U2 have never explored their fetish for surrender with such relaxed eloquence as on All That You Can't Leave Behind (Interscope). Nor has the band ever worried less about proving its genius. After Pop, 1997's uncomfortable tiptoe into techno, they've realized that the rash pursuit of the moment works only for Madonna. Self-respect demands U2 ignore Kid Rock and eliminate the need for Creed.

Fact is, even after Bono stuffed piety down his vinyl pants, people continued to use rock as a source of spirit-raising. U2 light the unfashionable fire better than anybody else, and with age have become more adept at contemplation. Bono's preaching now has an air of weathered serenity. The Edge rarely careens around as if his guitar is a flame-thrower, instead stressing sharp fingerwork. Brian Eno and Daniel Lanois, back as producers (with Steve Lillywhite and others helping), use effects - churchy organ, backward violin, whale sounds - but keep the colors between the lines. The songs are still full of deep thoughts, but now they come from a quieter place.

Call it the happy aftermath of a midlife crisis. U2 is relaxing, reasserting some beliefs critics love to shove back in their face - most importantly, that uplifting art is not necessarily dumb. The albums opening one-two-three punch irresistibly makes this point. "Beautiful Day" is a hip-shakingly messianic exhortation of faith found through adversity, while "Stuck in a Moment" takes hope higher in a gospel arrangement that fulfills the Harlem dreams the band's been chasing since Rattle and Hum. Then comes "Elevation," a flat-out sex song seductively posed in an electronica bed. But it's really about love as salvation, with Edge showing his mysterious ways, the rhythm section fluffing its funky feathers, and Bono testifying like he's dreaming of Aretha and feeling like a natural man.

A dip in energy would be understandable after this rush, but U2, being U2, wanna take you higher, as "Walk On" and "Kite" return to the desert of The Joshua Tree. Piano, strings, and background voices expand to fill Lanois and Eno's cathedral-size mixes, and Bono's proclamations swell along with the sound. Every sentence is a proverb of wind and water, but the band offers its inspiration in a modest way, so it doesn't grate.

After these peaks, the record detours into eddies U2 have explored before. The mellow "In a Little While" turns "Satellite of Love" into an Al Green song, with Bono using his new and at times bothersome soul shout, and the real interest coming in the interplay between Clayton's fuzz-touched bass and Edge's Velvety guitar. "Wild Honey" nods at the Beach Boys, and several songs revisit the darker musings of Pop, letting the album drift a bit toward inertia. This detour leads nowhere, especially on the embarrassing "New York," a (hopefully) final bid by Bono to inhabit Frank Sinatra's moldering persona.

But the delicate coda, "Grace," puts us back on solid sacred ground. The song is a parable about a woman saintly enough to be a Lars von Trier heroine. Such an exercise in virtue will put off sophisticates - I mean, where are the supermodels? But as Edge and Clayton spool a slow dance, sparked by tiny cloudbursts from Eno's keyboards, celebrating faith, hope, and love doesn't seem that bad. In fact, it's exactly what U2, giving in to itself, is meant to do.

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

you sure about that? If I had them with me I'd point out some clunkers in the last two.

I don't have the book with me, but the only part that made me arch my eyebrow was something about Cale's songs having a crunchy outside and a chewy center; Cale songs may be 3 Musketeers but they ain't Twix.

Re U2: she evoked those midperiod albums and Eno's influence really well, even though I never want to hear them again.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

And Weisbard reviewd ATYCLB for The Voice!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

Hilburn would have just printed a cum stain and a moan of relief for his review of that U2 album (did he?)... figuratively of course.

Yoo Doo Nut (donut), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

"on 'how to dismantle an atomic bomb', u2 gets us stuck in a moment we never want to get out of.'

gear (gear), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

I have no doubt Hilburn blows goats. believe me, I know how much worse rockcrit can get than Powers. I live in Philadelphia.

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

That line could work just as well for any new Springsteen product.

(er, xpost)

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

On Devils & Dust, Bruce Springsteen takes us to the heart of a lonesome dayeeee.

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

"Is that Springsteen, or just a brilliant disguise he's wearing riding thru that old tunnel of love?"

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

On Franz Ferdinand's new album, Alex Kapranos enthuses, "You could have it so much better!" If you try to follow their advice, you'll simply come right back to the Scottish foursome, because it doesn't get any better than this.

gear (gear), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

Damn you all. I'm going to save this thread and torment you with it when one of us gets the inevitable job with a big daily.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

Baby, we love Peter Frampton's way.

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

So, prompted by friends sharing the news that Hilburn has a (very unintentionally hilarious) Twitter feed, I was able to find the article that caused me to hate Hilburn with the wrath of a thousand suns back in 1988, and which explains why I started this thread the way I did:

http://articles.latimes.com/1988-11-20/entertainment/ca-441_1_rock-band

I just don't even

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 06:01 (fourteen years ago)

Hilburn seemed like the only American to champion The Jesus and Mary Chain in 86-87 and for that he will always be ok in my book.

Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 07:42 (fourteen years ago)

Even a deaf monkey sometimes feels a wall of feedback.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

This guy was interviewed by aiden varizi (a talentless hack of a different color) in the sf chronicle a couple of years ago. I had never heard of him before but he came across like such a hateful moron without any real interest in music bHe might as well be a Jon Wurster character

neutral sequence for flute (blank), Monday, 9 April 2012 05:05 (thirteen years ago)


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