You should join this band! (best band ad ever!)

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― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:01 (twenty years ago)

they have mp3s.... ooooh

― Ansible Adams (ex machina), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:07 (twenty years ago)

Wow.

― jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:18 (twenty years ago)

hahah, those vocals are not authoritative in any way

― ufizsdjklq, Friday, 31 March 2006 20:20 (twenty years ago)

That's a shitty band name.

― Robocock (noodle vague), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

I speak from the fire and strike heavy with of the sword, in a chorus championing people long oppressed and long suffering. Music is the gift from God to definitively pronounce our uprising and redemption. This means the poor, the meek, and the oppressed.

The name of this band is: The Epsilon Rising.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

As a vocalist and harmonica player, I have few equals.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

If a song requires an over dub of congas, finger cymbals, tympani, or, maracas, you would have this awareness and the sensibilities to apply them in a thought-provoking way.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

This is for a serious, DISCIPLINED, dedicated musician who is in our mindset and wishes to audition for this band. Come with the expectations of working, critiquing, being critiqued, long songwriting sessions, use of white boards and notes

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

I will mention that this is niether a "straight-edge band" nor "pro-drug" band. We do smoke cannibus but have no expectations for the drummer of this band other than great music.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

As a vocalist and harmonica player, I have few equals.

Dear Stevie Wonder,

kiss my ass.

Love,

me.

― musically (musically), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

LET ME HEAR YOU, BOSTON!!! I SPEAK FROM THE FIRE AND STRIKE HEAVY WITH OF THE SWORD!!!!!

*sound of thought-provoking maracas*

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

The less limits you have, the better.

― marcusthe, Friday, 31 March 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

Consistently, when a person listens to our band, we wish them to hear the drums and say "wow"!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:41 (twenty years ago)

god i love this guy!

Ethnicity is encouraged

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

oops i meant to do the whole thing

Ethnicity is encouraged as we are dealing with the reality of God and all man, not just modern white materialistic, celebrity craving "reality", but truly, the counter culture of human reality.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:43 (twenty years ago)

do they sound like audioslave, creed or POD?

― latebloomer: a power and finesse vocalist (latebloomer), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:45 (twenty years ago)

Backlash begins...

http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/muc/137896793.html

― r3000, Friday, 31 March 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

no! it's really dissapointing i thought they'd be chops-burners like dream theater or someting, but fuck these dudes are sloppy as fuck blues rock...they can barely play at all, the song Waves on their website is one of the most painful things I've ever heard...

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

omg those mp3's!

― latebloomer: a power and finesse vocalist (latebloomer), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:48 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I need to hear this band. I'd love to be proved wrong though... but, I really don't imagine I will. Could the influences be ANY blander?

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:48 (twenty years ago)

haha epsilon rising is hated in santa barbara!

Could the influences be ANY blander?

Everyone of their influences is 8 million times better than this band,....seriously, it's amazing.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

listen to the mp3s, they're actually worse than you'd think

― latebloomer: a power and finesse vocalist (latebloomer), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

btw did anyone else catch their bizarre inclusion of Hawkwind and Regina Spektor (!!) in that list of classic rock canon shit? wierd....

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

that wave song is the worst bass playing i've ever heard..

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I downloaded that waves one. There's a kinda misplayed note after about 4 seconds and then consistently for the rest of the song which kinda goes against their "greatest musicians ever making thought-provoking-maracas-laden God symphonies for the oppressed" shtick.

― jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:51 (twenty years ago)

We are seeking a drummer/percussionist who has a command of dynamics, who creates melodies, and then counter-melodies

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)

i wonder if it's someone's idea of a piss-take. the mp3s are a great punchline after all the crap in the ad

― latebloomer: a power and finesse vocalist (latebloomer), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)

i mean, they're like a billion times WORSE than you'd even expect them to sound

― latebloomer: a power and finesse vocalist (latebloomer), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Revolution.

I literally starting losing it after the first word.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:55 (twenty years ago)

"this is in or around Reality
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

hahaha

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:57 (twenty years ago)

pity, you would have fit in well ned!

Regarding image, the longer the hair, the better.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:57 (twenty years ago)

Again, we will be touring Europe starting summer 2006, so any "issues" (girlfriend, school, family, fear) will not work in this situation. You must feel that pursuing music in this way is your destiny. In fact, if you feel that the words that I'm writing are somehow your own ideas, that's what we're talking about.

― latebloomer: a power and finesse vocalist (latebloomer), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:58 (twenty years ago)

We ask for a picture because if you are afraid that your image won't go over well, you are probably right.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:59 (twenty years ago)

If your audition proves you to be our drummer, we will provide you with airfare to Europe and advance shelter expense as we live as a band together developing our set for the first two to three months.

Christian trustafarian prog rock commune!

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:00 (twenty years ago)

They must be good if they even smoke Cannibus. He's quite a good raper.

― ratty, Friday, 31 March 2006 21:01 (twenty years ago)

oh my gott.

To make and extra effort, you could overdub drums to the song "Waves" provided on our website and/or provide a drum solo piece. From this we will be able to get a gauge of your essence and creativity.

AKA "We have no fucking idea how to put drums that make sense on top of something this sloppy and arrythmic"

― pyjamagrama (teenagequiet), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:01 (twenty years ago)

I can't listen to music at work but I hope these guys sound like the Telephone Poles. That would be an amazing payoff.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:02 (twenty years ago)

My fave line among many, many contenders:

We hold real finances

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:03 (twenty years ago)

He's quite a good raper.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:03 (twenty years ago)

Before the Interweb you could only make this big a dick of yourself in front of a dozen people, tops.

― Robocock (noodle vague), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:04 (twenty years ago)

x-post -- Well, those Australians, you know.

Before the Interweb you could only make this big a dick of yourself in front of a dozen people, tops.

One of many reasons I am glad for technology.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:05 (twenty years ago)

thanks for the new login, guys!

― I speak from the fire and strike heavy with of the sword (teenagequiet), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:05 (twenty years ago)

this HAS to be a joke

― latebloomer: a power and finesse vocalist (latebloomer), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Man these guys stink. Lotta nerve they must have posting an ad like that. I'm almost tended to write them an e-mail telling them what for.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:11 (twenty years ago)

oh c'mon dude it is funny!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:13 (twenty years ago)

from now on I'm going to preface all my uber-important, earth-shattering posts with "Double read this!!!!"

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

Revolution.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:37 (twenty years ago)

to stand amongst giants:
led zeppelin - jimi hendrix and the experience - cream - nirvana - pink floyd - radiohead - the doors - weather report - pearl jam (pre no code) - debussy - the velvet underground - the beatles (post revolver) - rage against the machine - charlie patton - bach - robert johnson - the guess who - alice in chains (dirt and beyond) - james brown (early) - the flaming lips - beethoven - blind melon ( later ) - bob marley - jeff buckley- regina spektor - bjork - hawkwind - tori amos - the greatful dead (early) - credence clearwater revival

may we go forward.

Yep. The Epsilon Rising have obviously aborbed Debussy's finer works.

― darin (darin), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:44 (twenty years ago)

beethoven - blind melon ( later )

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Skipping 7 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

seriously...April Fools? someone?

― latebloomer: a power and finesse vocalist (latebloomer), Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:47 (twenty years ago)

I noticed this a month or two ago on the raleigh craigslist. So he's been posting it widely.

Someone I forwarded it to pointed out how charming it is that they talk about *girlfreinds* who get in the way, making it obvious that female musicians are out of the question. I've contemplated it being a joke, but it's an awfully elaborate one if it is. And oddly coherent in a puff-of-green-smoke sort of way.

I just noticed that they've changed a paragraph from the version I read- here's the raleigh version:

"I will mention that this is not a "straight-edge band" nor "pro drug" band. We do weed smoke weed"

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/muc/139470722.html

― bendy (bendy), Saturday, 1 April 2006 02:52 (twenty years ago)

These guys are touring over here THIS MONTH! I'm so psyched.

― Robocock (noodle vague), Saturday, 1 April 2006 08:23 (twenty years ago)

If you can not take constructed criticism

― latebloomer: a power and finesse vocalist (latebloomer), Saturday, 1 April 2006 09:36 (twenty years ago)

Seeking Exceptional Visionary Guitarist
We are a power and finesse vocalist/harmonica player/songwriter and a bassist/keyboardist/multi-instrumentalist seeking a guitarist of equal caliber (Jimmy Page) for an original and touring band. We will be touring Europe this summer.

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Saturday, 1 April 2006 19:05 (twenty years ago)

To say the least, a gifted producer could surely utilize this virtual cult of surreal naivety.

― Flick Yoli, Saturday, 8 April 2006 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

There's a "musician's classifieds" rag here called Wanted Dead Or Alive. It's basically twenty page's worth of that Epsilon Rising ad.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 8 April 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

DOUBLE READ THIS!!!!!!!

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 8 April 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

these guys are terrible.

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 8 April 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

I'm with latebloomer. It's a really funny joke. It has to be. Because I don't want to believe that there are people out there with such a thorough lack of any self-awareness whatsoever. Even though I've seen a great deal of evidence to the contrary.

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 8 April 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

NO WAY is this serious!!

It's the WAAAAVES....it's the WAAAAVES....it's the WAAAAVES

― Chris Bergen (Cee Bee), Monday, 17 April 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone applied?

― js (honestengine), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ubu.com/outsiders/ass/mindless.gif

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

d00ds, this shit is HAWT FIAH!
don't even try to front...

i haven't lived till i heard Highwater.

― eedd, Monday, 17 April 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

i reckon this has Improv Everywhere dabs all over it.

Imagine, nay create, a band so pompostulously ridiculous that the over-the-topness attracts it's own ironically 'adoring' audience. It's like 'Our Best Gig Ever' but with the script flipped.

awesome - i'm digging Epsilon Rising. i'm there. trust.

― john clarkson, Monday, 17 April 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man I have known of this guy for about a year and a half before the legendary craigslist ads!!!!!!!!! For the longest time he was talking to my friend (back when we were looking for other band members)anyways, he wanted to pay for my friend to go to Sacramento and be their guitar player. The first time I heard their music, (She Be Mine) I was thinking what the hell is this??? The singer/Robert Plant wannabe, is not joking, right now he is in Europe! This is NOT at all an ellaborate joke of some kind, just a crazy black dude who thinks he's Robert Plant!!! He actually traveled to L.A. to meet my friend and my friend flaked on him. Recently about two weeks ago, my friend sent him an IM telling him about all the responses to his craigslist ads, well his response was that he is glad that people are reacting to his vision of music and paying attention to them. Revolution..........hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

― BigDickMalone, Thursday, 27 April 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

Epilson what? sounds like a strip club near where I lived...no offence...why couldn't it be like delta accending or alpha decending or something like that?...oh! oh! wait how about this: The Merging mountains (big onces too!) if you know what I mean..wink* wink* I heard they give out free beers and cigars if you are a member...

― Cornelius Corpus, Monday, 8 May 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50973

― Steve Goldberg (Steve Goldberg), Monday, 8 May 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

This group is like the next Captain Beefheart

― Cee Bee (Cee Bee), Monday, 8 May 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

(except bad)

― Cee Bee (Cee Bee), Monday, 8 May 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha, this is the most appalling wank I've ever seen or heard. I'm going to believe it's not a joke, it makes it about ten times funnier.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Monday, 8 May 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

I might start a band called Thought Provoking Maracas.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Monday, 8 May 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Steve, you on MeFi?

― js (honestengine), Monday, 8 May 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

This mp3 is fucking hysterical:

http://archive.wfmu.org:5555/archive/BL/BL_sharpling_and_wurster.mp3

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Monday, 8 May 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Diagnostic Criteria: Narcissistic Personality Disorder (Megalomania)

1. Feels grandiose and self-important (e.g., exaggerates accomplishments, talents, skills, contacts, and personality traits to the point of lying, demands to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements);

2. Is obsessed with fantasies of unlimited success, fame, fearsome power or omnipotence, unequaled brilliance (the cerebral narcissist), bodily beauty or sexual performance (the somatic narcissist), or ideal, everlasting, all-conquering love or passion;

3. Firmly convinced that they are unique and, being special, can only be understood by, should only be treated by, or associate with, other special or unique, or high-status people (or institutions);

4. Requires excessive admiration, adulation, attention and affirmation — or, failing that, wishes to be feared and to be notorious (narcissistic supply);

5. Feels entitled. Demands automatic and full compliance with their unreasonable expectations for special and favorable priority treatment.

6. Is "interpersonally exploitative", i.e., uses others to achieve their own ends.

(Wikipedia)

― Dr. Scholls, Monday, 8 May 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

The ad sounds like something Justin Hawkins might write.

― The Velvet Overlord (The Velvet Overlord), Monday, 8 May 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

Steve, you on MeFi?

Indeed, I'm ludwig_van.

― Steve Goldberg (Steve Goldberg), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

I want to know why we haven't all added our own drum tracks to Waves and posted the results here.

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

"DULUTH!"

(this is only funny if the author of the email has a Village People mustache)

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Guitarslingers can also apply...

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/muc/146256431.html

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

I was trying to find out if they ever hired their guitarist and drummer but got nothing. The craigslist postings expired and as far as I can tell there weren't any other ones (someone please prove me wrong!).

Identical pages here:

http://theepsilonrising.tripod.com/
http://www.geocities.com/epsilon_rising/

before epsilon

She Be Mine
Highwater

how much longer until we rise, Greatest Lord? ............... tick

for more information, write @lv1n l3òn at 3ps1l0n_r1s1ng@y@h00.3s

When down, experience the epsilon rising here
or catch the epsilon on the rise at this fine host and remeber to click through to the music.

To learn more about musical foundation, try these small giants.

Charlie Patton
Muddy Waters
Bo Diddley
Led Zeppelin
Nirvana
Radiohead
The Beatles - listen to rare takes and studio recordings at Beatles-A-Rama

or listen to the Technicolor Web of Sound for psychedelic 60's rock of primo selecciòn

The three mp3s (Gimme Some Love, She Be Mine, Waves) still available here:
http://www.theepsilonrising.com/

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Thursday, 22 June 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/epsilon_rising/#~~~forth-coming~,my~child.~~~~forth-coming~most~righteous~champion.

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Thursday, 22 June 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

DOUBLE READ THIS

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 22 June 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, man I finally listened to some songs besides "Waves". Did these always have guitar overdubs? I thought that they would all be just bass and vocals, like "Waves".
Hilariously bad Jimmy Page aping.

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Thursday, 22 June 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

"She Be Mine"'s genre tag is "Delta Blues".

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Thursday, 22 June 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Epsilon Rising dude's myspace:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=164687321
-- marmotwolof, Saturday, August 4, 2007 10:27 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
I'm a musician who hasn't taken the time to write how I feel about things. Most of it is done in action, but reflection is a time honored tradition of those who embrace the elements that distiguish us from beast. I am very close to a wild animal. In fact, I am a man.
My band is The Epsilon Rising. I've mentioned music twice. It must be as important to me as beauty. I like cynicism. I love God. I love women. I love fully expressing myself without any fear of the consequences. I love poetry and risk.
And I wonder why I'm in Romania? It is a matter of choice, and I'm certain that time will tell me what I am searching for... (a great drummer and guitarist).
-- latebloomer, Saturday, August 4, 2007 10:41 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
i'm still trying to find the original Epsilon Rising thread but no luck yet:-/ that manifesto/craigslist ad was one for the ages.
however i do think Complete's music is more interesting than ER's. i genuinely dig them.
-- latebloomer, Saturday, August 4, 2007 10:47 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
That's why ER would open for them.
A sick part of me would still want to "audition" for him if he still lived in the US. He still hasn't found anyone. :(
-- marmotwolof, Saturday, August 4, 2007 10:52 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
ta da:
You should join this band! (best band ad ever!)
-- marmotwolof, Saturday, August 4, 2007 10:53 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
thanks man! i owe a wookie life debt to you now
-- latebloomer, Saturday, August 4, 2007 10:54 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
We are in the process of recording our CD which we hope will bring war and racism to an end. :) I love my people... that means you.
-- latebloomer, Saturday, August 4, 2007 10:54 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
compare/contrast with the lyrics from "Hoogie Boogie Land":
"There is no waaaaaarrrrr in Hoogie Bogie Land/There is no hate/Can y'all relate?"
-- latebloomer, Saturday, August 4, 2007 11:00 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
http://www.myspace.com/theepsilonrising
-- marmotwolof, Saturday, August 4, 2007 11:00 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
oh snap they have a track I haven't heard on there now, "Drag."
-- marmotwolof, Saturday, August 4, 2007 11:02 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
hahah apparently "Drag" is a total ripoff of 4'33"
-- latebloomer, Saturday, August 4, 2007 11:03 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
yeah I can't get it to play either. Cage, Page, what's the difference?
-- marmotwolof, Saturday, August 4, 2007 11:06 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Jesus, the Epsilon Rising.
(Or is that Jesus = the Epsilon Rising)
-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 11:18 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
I really should post those links over on that thread so we can get back to Complete.
-- marmotwolof, Saturday, August 4, 2007 11:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― marmotwolof, Sunday, 5 August 2007 06:22 (eighteen years ago)

DOUBLE READ THIS

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 5 August 2007 06:30 (eighteen years ago)

Gotta admire his aversion to manual labor:

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/muc/389012256.html

― bendy, Sunday, 5 August 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

I would totally do it if I weren't 6'4"

― bernard snowy, Sunday, 5 August 2007 13:35 (eighteen years ago)

ha, if that guy's band actually gets famous that craigslist ad is going to come back to haunt them

― latebloomer, Sunday, 5 August 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

I listened to 5 seconds of "Gimmie Some Love". It sounded like someone trying to stuff funk-soaked pineapples up G. Love's ass.

No thank you.

― HI DERE, Sunday, 5 August 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

I'd lug all that dude's equipment if his rich parents were actually going to finance paying me a reasonable amount per gig.

― Hurting 2, Sunday, 5 August 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

The sound I'm going for is like a ~~death cab/panic at the disco~~ THE WORST HORSESHIT ANYONE HAS EVER HEARD kind of thing.

― marmotwolof, Sunday, 5 August 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/wrg/504718270.html

anyone here interested in 'peak oil issues'?

if your creative output is restricted to just a few words, maybe this is a better challenge to undertake:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/wrg/481511392.html

― shanissey, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

A Funk/R&B/Reggae Band specialising in well crafted songs is inviting submissions of clever names for the band that will sell records.

Waterfalls of Pussy

― marmotwolof, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

they've apparently updated their music a tad

http://www.myspace.com/theepsilonrising

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

that Forward Faster song gets sorta crazy later on

― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 01:06 (seventeen years ago)

Looks like they found a drummer.

― Jeff Treppel, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

OH MY GOD "THE WAVES"

http://www.theepsilonrising.com/music/The%20Epsilon%20Rising%20-%20Waves.mp3

― stephen, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 01:18 (seventeen years ago)

THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST FUCKING SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD

― stephen, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 01:19 (seventeen years ago)

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