Gangsta Fag: he'll steal your car and your anal virginity

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A few highlights from the "Q & A section"

Q: Is it true that Twisted G is the world's first openly gay gangsta rapper?

Twisted G: I'm not sure if I'm the mutha fucking first, nor do I give a fuck! But I'm definitely one of the very few. There are a lot of mainstream rappers that are in the closet fags. I am just one of the few that has the balls to be real about my shit!

Q: Is it true that you did prison time and have 2 strikes?

Twisted G: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Mutha fucka but I don't like talking about that depressing shit. All you need to know is that the Po- Po, don't like the Ho-mo, so I had to go-go! So let's move the fuck on!

Q: What are your hobbies?:

Twisted G: I like drinking, vomiting, lifting weights & reading science fiction books.

-rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Saturday, 1 April 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

that question is non-applicable!

friendship7, Saturday, 1 April 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://gangstafag.info/images/stories/joe.jpg

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Saturday, 1 April 2006 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

......this can't be real.

xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Sunday, 2 April 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

"Get a free "Why Are My Toys Sticky" t-shirt when you order your Gangsta Fag CD."


haha

charlie bucket (charlie bucket), Sunday, 2 April 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

Why for the domino mask?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 April 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

His song "Eminem" has more projection than a Pink Floyd laser show.


Eminem

Cause I remember when I saw you on the first day
On your video with you and fucking nurse Dre
Looking whiter than some mutha fuckin Yoplait
I knew you wanted to be Black in the worst way
You with the Black dudes walking and you talking it
Bet they were filling up that ass with milky chocolate
Now come is dripping off your ass like it's white gravy
Oh yeah sorry bout your moms Mr crack baby
I bet she's proud that you're trying to be Black though
I'm feeling sorry for that mutha fuckin crack hoe
The truth is that you know that she knows the real
I think you're scared cause you know that she knows the deal
Mr Eminem sweeter than a candy bag
Mr. Eminem you in the fucking closet
fag I know the truth and I know your fucking game
And I don't give a fuck what's your mutha fuckin name

Chorus 2x
My Name Is, My Name Is, Mr. Shit Stainy What The Fuck You Talking Bout?,
My Name Is, My Name Is, Mr. Stick A Big Dick In Your Fucking Mouth!

Think you can fool me, no not till Hell freeze
I know that D12 equals out to 12 Ds'
That's 12 dicks in the mutha fucking house for ya
That's 12 dicks in the mutha fuckin mouth for ya
So is it true that you blondes have the most fun
So is it true that you blondes suck the most cum
The next time you're with the White kids at your venue
Now you can brag you got a whole lot of Black up in you
Your blonde bitch ass looking like Marsha Brady
But every 3-dollar crack hoe is slim and shady
Trying to play it hard but you know you're soft and gushy
You want to kill your babie's mama cause you're scared of pussy
Stop whining Mr. Bitch get your rap on
You're only mad cause she took your fucking strap on
I know the truth and I know your fucking game
And I don't give a fuck what's your mutha fuckin name

Chorus

Maybe you and me can meet up in the alley way
I'll bring the weed and you can bring the Alize
And we can try to talk and figure what this hatings bout
Sit on my lap and we can see what you can straighten out
Bounce up and down on my dick while we drink and smoke
And you can tell your funny jokes while you're getting poked
Cause you a funny boy always trying to joke around
Cause you a funny boy, Homo the fucking clown
So will the real Slim Shady please stand up quick
But you don't wanna cause your knees sucking dick
So who's that kid that takes it up the fucking butt
It's plain Eminem with no mutha fuckin nuts
Remember next time that you wanna diss a fag
That I got something for your ass Mr. trailer trash
I know the truth and I know your fucking game
And I don't give a fuck what's your mutha fucking name!

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Sunday, 2 April 2006 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

haha, i remember a friend talking about Gangsta Fag a few years ago. way to catch up, ilm.

imbidimts, Sunday, 2 April 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, 'cause we're usually so bleeding-edge, as opposed to just posting about things that catch our interest.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Sunday, 2 April 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

Damn, I feel so out of touch for not knowing about Gangsta Fag!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 2 April 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

Those lyrics are somewhat nifty.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 2 April 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

I thought there were only six guys in D12. Now, I'm no mathematician, nor a urologist, but . . .

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Sunday, 2 April 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe they're all wearing strap-ons as well?

"You're only mad cause she took your fucking strap on"

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 2 April 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

I think the entire interview bears re-posting:

"Q&A Interview With Gangsta Fag"


Q: Is it true that Twisted G is the world's first openly gay gangsta rapper?

Twisted G: I'm not sure if I'm the mutha fucking first, nor do I give a fuck! But I'm definitely one of the very few. There are a lot of mainstream rappers that are in the closet fags. I am just one of the few that has the balls to be real about my shit!

Q: And which rappers are in the closet?

Twisted G: Sorry but that is top mutha fuckin secret gay information. Those niggas is in the closet by choice, and it is not my place to out their asses. Plus, if I did out them, I would be betraying the Gay Code and could face some really fuckin stiff penalties (lol).

Q: Why are you so willing to come out of the closet?

Twisted G: Cause I only know how to be me baby, Twisted G, the Gangsta Fag. My music is about my true lifestyle as a hardcore, 51-50, grimy street mutha fucka that just happens to be gay. I am proud of who and what I am. And I'm gonna be a mutha fuckin Gangsta Fag till the day that I die!

Q: Where did you get the name “Twisted G?�

Twisted G: Twisted G stands for a bunch of different shit. The "Twisted" stands for the opposite of straight, and also means demented, or sick! G stands for Gay, and Gangsta. This shit is starting to sound like I'm on mutha fuckin Sesame Street. "And C is for cookie(LOL)." Imagine my ass on Sesame Street, ha, ha! But anyway, I got the name from my thug niggas in Brooklyn, "East Medina in the mutha fuckin house!"

Q: Is it true you use to rob and rape crack dealers?

Twisted G: Those mutha fuckas had it coming, no pun intended. My parents threw me out on my ass when I was 16 - after catching another kid from down the block giving me head. They cursed me out, called me a dirty mutha fuckin faggot and I left with all my shit in a plastic bag. I was living on the streets of Brooklyn and did whatever the fuck I had to in order to survive.

I started selling crack and then started robbing other crack dealers for their loot and drugs. Afterwards, I would make them get down on their knees and give me and my boys head. This humiliated these mutha fuckas to the highest mutha fuckin degree of humiliation! After that, they didn't want to retaliate or fuck with me again. Guess you could say "I left a bad taste in their mouths."

Q: Is it true that you did prison time and have 2 strikes?

Twisted G: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Mutha fucka but I don't like talking about that depressing shit. All you need to know is that the Po- Po, don't like the Ho-mo, so I had to go-go! So let's move Tthe fuck on!

Q: Is it true Fear Factor Host Joe Rogan discovered you?

Twisted G: He got hold of one of my cd and thought it was some of the most hilarious and disturbing shit he ever heard. He took it to O&A XM Satellite radio show and they played it for over 5-million listeners. It became an overnight phenomenon and Gangsta Fag developed a hardcore cult following. Now the rest of the world is just starting to find out about me.

Q: Is it true that most of your fans are straight men?

Twisted G: Yeah that shits very true. My music is for everybody. Straight people find it disturbing, repulsive, and incredibly fucking hilarious. They love the shock factor and that's cool too! But if you find yourself singing all the lyrics and dancing to it around the house all the time, than yeah, you are a mutha fuckin fag and that's cool too baby! I'm glad mutha fuckas get entertainment from my shit...regardless!

Q: What is the main message that you want people to get from your music?

Twisted G: If I want to send mutha fuckas a "message," I'll email them. I'm just expressing the pschotic, demented, rage, violence and lust that I deal with on a daily mutha fuckin basis. It's sort of like therapy. I'm like "Jason," with a baseball bat and a 10 inch cock, expressing himself on a CD instead of a movie. Sorry kids...no clean, wholesome message here! Just a bat upside ya head and a dick in ya mouth!

Q: Who were your musical influences growing up?

Twisted G: I grew up being inspired by a lot of people. Run D MC, Public Enemy, Stetsasonic, Whodini, Rakim, KIZZ, Mettalica, Aerosmith, Beethoven, just to name a few. I listened to anything and everything that moved me. I am still the same way till this very fuckin day.

Q: Do You Have A Beef With Eminem?

Twisted G: Nah, I wrote that track about him years ago when he was talking shit about gays. He's a talented mutha fucka. But in the rap game it's mandatory to talk shit about each other now and then. It's what rap was built on. But he's a cute White boy...I'd fuck him!

What type of guys do you like?

Twisted G: I'm whats called a Top. Meaning, I like to fuck guys - I don't like to get fucked. I'm a pitcher, not a catcher. I'minto hardcore, crazy ass mutha fuckas. But I also enjoy force-fucking straight guys that try to diss me or talk shit!

Q: How Tall Tall Are You, And How Much Do You Weigh?

Twisted G: I am 6'6 and weigh 260lbs. All ripped muscle baby!

Q: What are your hobbies?:

Twisted G: I like drinking, vomiting, lifting weights & reading science fiction books.

Q: Interesting. Who is your favorite Sci-Fi Author?

Twisted G: Dean koontz is cool. But my all time favorite is this underground mutha fucka named David Coy, who wrote a trilogy called Dominant Species. The hardcore homies in the pen turned me on to his shit. His books are hard to find but it is the scariest alien type shit that you'll ever read. He even scared my gangsta ass and made me feel like a little bitch! That's tight shit. He is my mutha fuckin idol and if I ever meet him I'm fuckin him for sho!!!

Q: What do you see in your future?

Twisted G: Dick! I see lots of big juicy dicks and a bootie buffet of tight, well-rounded buttocks! Just joking with you biatches. In all seriousness, I am going to be putting out a new CD soon and I am even working on a screenplay about my life story. So if any of you Hollywood mutha fuckas want to buy the rights, you better hurry up and call my black ass! Biatches!

emilys. (emilys.), Monday, 3 April 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

haha, and eminem is one of those six.

xpost

Matt B. (Matt B.), Monday, 3 April 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

Then Bizarre is wearing three strap-ons, obv.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 3 April 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

I though the D12 name came from the fact that there are 6 rappers, and they all adopted an alternative, "controversial" persona (like Eminem did with Slim Shady). So there's twelve personas in the group. I guess these imaginary people might have imaginary dicks too.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 3 April 2006 07:58 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmmm.... that stuff about him raping crack dealers did disturb me (I guess he wins)

Jal K, Monday, 3 April 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

LOL!!11!

good stuff...and in the same vein-http://www.myspace.com/klubhouzekillas

eedd, Monday, 3 April 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

i thought this thread was gonna be about ELLI$

++++, Monday, 3 April 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

haaaaaaaa

smokemon (eman), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://gangstafag.com/rap/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=16&Itemid=26
My name is Anthony Clark. I am extremely happily married and have been with my wife for 15-years. I am also a devoted father who is extremely active in my 8-year old daughter’s elementary school. So as you can already see, in true life, I am the furthest thing from the fictitious character known as GF.

am0n, Monday, 19 May 2008 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

OMG this thread is fucking hilarious.

Bimble, Monday, 19 May 2008 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.sendreportcards.com/files/content/Image/cover_idea%5B1%5D.jpg
By Gangsta Fag!

forksclovetofu, Monday, 19 May 2008 00:25 (seventeen years ago)

hHahahahaha OMG Self help book hahahahahaha

Bimble, Monday, 19 May 2008 00:27 (seventeen years ago)


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