OK, ILXors, rank the four-bar verses in the "Touch It" Pt. II Remix, excepting Busta's opening expository salvo

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1. Rah Digga
2. Papoose
3. Missy/Lloyd Banks (tie)
4. Busta
5. DMX
6. Mary J. Blige

Papoose would have had this one easy (his long-awaited major label debut verse, no?) had he not rhymed "finger" with "finger."

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 04:16 (twenty years ago)

7. Missy (hers is terrible, totally drags down the song, barely even follows the rules)
6. DMX (very disappointing for the first thing I've heard from the dude in YEARS)
5. Mary J. Blige (surprisingly competent, except for the throwaway "you know I'm the queen, deliver the mail" line)
4. Lloyd Banks
3. Busta Rhymes
2. Rah Digga
1. Papoose (hope his solo stuff lives up to this--has he released a single yet?)

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 04:37 (twenty years ago)

also, disappointed that they got Sean Paul for the video but not for the song.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 04:38 (twenty years ago)

Missy totally follows the rules! She just busts into singing a little because, hey, she's Missy!

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 05:22 (twenty years ago)

what kinda retard doesnt have mjb at #1

― rtcotm (mwah), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:50 (twenty years ago)

Missy totally follows the rules! She just busts into singing a little because, hey, she's Missy!

her "get low, Missy" section overlaps into her "turn it up" section, and she never really turns it up that much. Plus, another LL Cool J reference? And she doesn't exactly have Beyonce hips, obv.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

Papoose gets #1 all the way

― Chris Bergen (Cee Bee), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

The Good Dr. Bill: check out Papoose's mixtapes....they're BANANAS

Look for the track "What the fuck is a Papoose"

― Chris Bergen (Cee Bee), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

She turns it up adequately, I feel.

And who can see her hips beneath all thouse baggy Pumas?

But come on, it's better than DMX's totally out-of-place corpse mutilation story!

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 19:03 (twenty years ago)

this song is tres lame

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 19:04 (twenty years ago)

this song is tres lame

As far as rap songs that get played every 10 minutes on the radio go, it's really not so bad.

― Chris Bergen (Cee Bee), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 19:06 (twenty years ago)

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