What is the most delusional line in a lyric ever?

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OK, I'll open the biddings with a line from Bowie's Station To Station:

"It's not the side-effects of the cocaine"

Revivalist (Revivalist), Monday, 1 May 2006 10:06 (twenty years ago)

"Cool, poised, self-controlled
No that's OK I'll be alright
These are coffee shakes, that's all"

-Quit, the waitresses

dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Monday, 1 May 2006 10:52 (twenty years ago)

"..you said that I couldn't dance,
but now I'm back to let you know,
that I can really make romance" - Lou Reed

Joe (Joe), Monday, 1 May 2006 11:07 (twenty years ago)

All gospel music ever to thread.

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:08 (twenty years ago)

"Animals and children tell the truth, they never lie.
Which one is more human?
There's a thought, now you decide."

Savage Garden

Zwan (miccio), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:12 (twenty years ago)

"It's so hip to be square"

ratty, Monday, 1 May 2006 12:28 (twenty years ago)

"Love my life and my public
Put God first
And can't forget to stay real
To me it's like breathing" - J. Lo

Zwan (miccio), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:29 (twenty years ago)

"I am the resurrection"

Good Dog (Good Dog), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:34 (twenty years ago)

"Ay yo we light a candle/ Run laps around the English Channel"

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:37 (twenty years ago)

I once saw a rapper that, in the middle of a verse, completely out of context, and I don't think even rhyming with anything, just went "I'm a major crack dealer/your a minor crack dealer!"

Thomas Mehlt (Tokyo Ghost Stories), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:35 (twenty years ago)

"Jenny From the Block" wins.

cybele (cybele), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:46 (twenty years ago)

I'm Not In Love

Brian G, Monday, 1 May 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

It was dark as i drove the point home
And on cold leather seat well it suddenly struck me
I just might die with a smile on my face after all

scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:59 (twenty years ago)

"Mama, everything's gonna be alright, he'll be coming down from Dover."

clotpoll (Clotpoll), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:55 (twenty years ago)

"now I know how Joan of Arc felt"

hank (hank s), Monday, 1 May 2006 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Almost all rap lyrics where the rapper boasts of being the best.

mike a, Monday, 1 May 2006 17:26 (twenty years ago)

"Christmas Card from a Hooker In Minneapolis."

p@reene (Pareene), Monday, 1 May 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

"Women love my voice, they say it's handsomely different" - Guru

Yeah, like there are any female Gang Starr fans. What-the-fuck-everz0r dude.

Rodney's motives..., Monday, 1 May 2006 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Can't Touch This.

dr lulu (dr lulu), Monday, 1 May 2006 20:03 (twenty years ago)

I'm the epitome of public enemy...

John Fredland (jfredland), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:05 (twenty years ago)

And when he arrives.
What will he say? What will he say?
He will call "Butterfly" from the distance.
I, without answering,
will remain hidden.
A little to tease him
and a little so as not to die,
at our first meeting;
and then rather worried
he will call, he will call:
"My little one, my tiny wife,
Perfumed-Verbena"
The names he gave me when he came last.

jcartledge (jcartledge), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:02 (twenty years ago)

ok maybe not the most

jcartledge (jcartledge), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:06 (twenty years ago)

"I'll eat Eminems like candy
And send you back to Detroit wearing panties"
- Vanilla Ice

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:30 (twenty years ago)

"Only sixteen
A woman not a girl
Old enough
For a trip around the world"

Manowar, "Fast Taker"

Matt #2 (Matt #2), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:35 (twenty years ago)

Christmas Card from a Hooker In Minneapolis."
-- p@reene (alex.et...), May 1st, 2006.

OTM. Includes one of my favourite lines ever:
'charlie for chrissakes, if you wanna know the truth of it
don't have a husband, he don't play the trombone.'

dr x o'skeleton, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 08:28 (twenty years ago)

"In the cold places where Spanish is spoken
most wars end in the fall"

"Adam was not the first man
though the Bible tells us so.
There was one created before him
whose name we do not know.
He also lived in the garden
but he had no mouth or eyes.
One day Adam came to kill him
and he died beneath these skies.
I find it so amazing how
I go where I'm lead
I go where I'm lead
I go where I'm lead
I go where I'm lead."

??????????

Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:32 (twenty years ago)

"Gonna write a classic"

There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvish (noodle vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:34 (twenty years ago)

More Lou:

"I’m just a gift to the women of this world"

This one always cracks me up:

"Only a woman can love a man"

You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:36 (twenty years ago)

"...nothing to kill or die for and no religion too".

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:17 (twenty years ago)

"All You Need Is Love, Love Is All You Need" - John Lennon & Paul McCartney

So Ho La (So Ho La), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:04 (twenty years ago)

The one where Momus has Howard Devoto say that he's familiar with Momus's work.

js (honestengine), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:16 (twenty years ago)

boy could he play guitar

christoff (christoff), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Tonight's The Night.

dr lulu (dr lulu), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)

My favorite line about delusion--

Chuck D: "Flava, a rebel in his own mind."

ramon fernandez (ramon fernandez), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

"This is the day my life will surely change
This is the day when things fall into place"

Mrs Cantrip, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 10:43 (twenty years ago)

now I know how Joan of Arc felt"
-- hank (henr...) (webmail), Monday 7:20 PM. (hank s) (later)

This line cropped up in a film the other day - The Colditz Story?

My vote goes to:

"I'm beautiful"

by Bobby Gillespie of Primal Scream in 'Higher Than The Sun'.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 10:49 (twenty years ago)

"I pictured a rainbow, you held it in your hand"

I bet he didn't do any rainbow picture painting.

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 11:24 (twenty years ago)

"I'm beautiful"

by Bobby Gillespie of Primal Scream in 'Higher Than The Sun'.

Dude, have you *seen* the video? He *was* beautiful then. He's been hit by the ugly truck now, but back in the day, he was truly beautiful.

Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 11:26 (twenty years ago)

I haven't seen the video, no.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 12:45 (twenty years ago)

"We'll live forever, knowing together/that we did it all for the glory of love."

Although it is possible that Peter Cetera was simply scooping Ray Kurzweil by twenty years.

Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:14 (twenty years ago)

"never too much, never too much, never too much, never too much" - Luther Vandross

well, sometimes it is too much...way too much...

hank (hank s), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:23 (twenty years ago)

"I am the Bullgod," surely?

rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

"Ay yo we light a candle/ Run laps around the English Channel"

Haha yessss.

deeej, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:27 (twenty years ago)

"don't ya think I'm sexy?"

40 A chords and a mule (kitaj), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)

The Little Girls Understand - The Knack.

(I can assure you they don't Buster)

dr lulu (dr lulu), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

I Would Die 4 U

scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

"I got a cute face."

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 21:32 (twenty years ago)

The Ziggy line reminded me of Sublime's "I can play guitar like a motherfuckin' riot."

Petroski (petroski), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:59 (twenty years ago)

'australians let us all rejoice, for we are young and free'

estela (estela), Thursday, 4 May 2006 01:02 (twenty years ago)

Oh, you win Estela.

dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 4 May 2006 07:58 (twenty years ago)

"It's better to burn out than fade away"

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:28 (twenty years ago)

‘ Cause the flag still stands for freedom,
and they can’t take that away.
And I’m proud to be an American...

dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Monday, 8 May 2006 13:11 (twenty years ago)

"Take the VCR
Take the keys to my house
Take the keys to my car
I don't need to know more"

(first line of next song: "I should have seen it comin / I should have fuckin known")

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 8 May 2006 13:39 (twenty years ago)

"so much to say"

hoary cripple, Monday, 8 May 2006 13:58 (twenty years ago)

The entirety of Depeche Mode's "Clean"

Telephonething (Telephonething), Monday, 8 May 2006 14:08 (twenty years ago)

Voice: So, you're a philosopher?
KRS: Yes, I think very deeply.

xhuxk, Monday, 8 May 2006 14:51 (twenty years ago)


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