Hey, Here's a review I did of Jason Forrest's show at Maxwell's in April

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Jason Forrest
Mazwell's in Hoboken, NJ - 04-02-06

I walked in-between sets. Huma is packing up a Jason Forrest is setting up his gear. There can't be more than 35 people
in the room, but you can tell this is going to be a Hipsters Only party that only James Murphey-esque 30-Somethings brag
about to their Co-Workers, but I'm enjoying myself watching all the people conversate.

Back to the show. J.F. is setting up his Laptop, which has a "Cock Rock Disco" (the name of his record label) doyle on it,
and taking some swigs from his water bottle. The crowd, now 40 stroing, I imagine are talking about whatever Pixies album
they don't like or fighting over which are better, Pumas or Chuck Taylors.

Now, If you ever listened to a Jason Forrest album without ever knowing what he looks like, you would be shocked that he's
a Short-Haired, Somewhat Overweight Guy from New York, which makes the experience even BETTER!. (Note: I have the
upmost respect for Mr. Forrest and I must say he is one of the coolest people I ever met. Word Ups and Props to Ya.)

He tests his mike by repeating "Sexy" a couple of times and starts to convert with the audience (now about 45 members) by
saying they can get naked for free beer and CD's over a pretty sweet-ass Jazz Bass & Drum Combo. Lots of feedback and
disconnections start to happen but I must say I did expect it since he's workin' with a laptop here. After talking about Iowa
and fixing his wires, he premiers a new song. Which I think must be one of his best works to date (I wish I had the name
of it but I deleted the email he sent me).

Let me just say that Jason Forrest shows are Fucking Crazy, Insane, Fucking Good. NO! Fucking Awesome. It's mixed up
in Punk, Hip-Hop, Funk, Soul, Trance, Disco, and anything else you think wouldn't match but it does. He's Brilliant! Anyways,
After a great 15 minutes of Song & Dance, He goes into his Masterpiece, "My 36 Favorite Punk Songs" and he turns into a
mix of James Brown, Ian Curtis, and a Punk Rock Mosh-Pit (Just like morphing into one of his songs).

Air Guitaring, Hand Clapping, and Face Tweaking through his sets, He tries to get people to stand up and dance, which no
one did (Fucking Hipsters). I don't know why. I would have but I have to write this shit down. After playing a few new songs
(including one of my favorites "War Photographer") and sweating like a glass being overpoured with water, he decides to close
up the show by playing a Rag-Time Piano based song called 'Song for my Grandmother" and decided to close his laptop and
give everyone in the audience (now only 10 strong) a huge hug.

I must say, I never been to a Laptop show before but now that I seen what is probably known as the best Laptop Artist, I'm
definately going to a few more. And I'm going to end this review by saying "I Love Jason Forest" (and "Fuck Hipsters").

Two Scoops (Magic Duster), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

You should proofread it for spelling and grammar mistakes.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

also, your seeming habit of random capitalization makes me want to strangle you with an extension cord.

strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

No it doesn't. You want to thank me with Hershey Kisses.

Two Scoops (Magic Duster), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

If I wanted to offer any constructive criticism, it would help to know what site this is for -- if it's a site that does lots of indie rock reviews then I doubt it's going to be very illuminating to your audience that there were "hipsters" in the audience.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'm also not too fond of reviews that involve "I walked into the venue," "There were people standing around, eagerly anticipating the beginning of the show," etc. It's like "No shit, really? Was there a soundman setting up microphones? Were people drinking beer? Did the doorman have tatoos?"

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

i think you should just stop now and learn a trade. or kill yourself. i'm not bothered either way.

strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, this may be the worst thing i have ever read. and i get, like, 400 pitches a day.

strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

Ok Cool. Thanks. (*fucking hipsters*)

Two Scoops (Magic Duster), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

add the word 'histrionic' and a Clap Your Hands Say Yeah reference and you're golden

oohahh, Friday, 5 May 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

I would also recommend avoiding writing this in a review at all costs, even if it means stabbing yourself in the hands: "Word Ups and Props to Ya."

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah sorry about that line. Jason keeps on saying those things to me at the end of his emails. It's more of an inside thing.

Two Scoops (Magic Duster), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

lol

strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

oh costellopaws

strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

and as someone who only knows a moderate bit about laptop artists myself... how can you say you've never been to a laptop show but know that this guy is the best laptop artist? also, is a laptop artist someone who makes their music on a laptop or who plays live with a laptop? are the flaming lips a laptop artist? actually theyre probably desktop rock.

Period period period (Period period period), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

No. I meant laptop artists as people who play with their laptops in a show. And I listen to a lot of Laptop, especially Glitch, music and I think Forrest is "The Best in the Bizz"

Two Scoops (Magic Duster), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

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Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

man, you forgot the best part of the show.

Christopher Costello (CGC), Friday, 5 May 2006 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

Excellent parody of blogs linked to several periodical sites (finally gettin jiggy with the light)!

The Horizontal Lt, Friday, 5 May 2006 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

this is actually really interesting because i can't say that we've ever had someone just post their raw, pre-edited, pre-published copy on ILM... have we? anyhow, it's kind of a fun--and potentially useful--experiment, cuz you'll naturally get a lot of feedback--both serious and snarky. BUT, being an editor myself, i'd probably be really alarmed if one of my writers started posting his or her copy on web forums before I could 1) edit it, 2) permit them to display it anywhere other than the mag that we're both working for. would yr editor be cool with you doing this? *(that's assuming there's some pay changing hands...)

that's so taylrr (ken taylrr), Friday, 5 May 2006 06:12 (nineteen years ago)

I for one am shocked by the revelation that Jason is overweight and balding. I'd never read that before, nosiree. I wonder if his wife knows.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 5 May 2006 06:54 (nineteen years ago)

Jason is a nice guy and he plays a mean space bar to "Freeze Frame."

Uncle Tom (Uncle Tom), Friday, 5 May 2006 07:07 (nineteen years ago)

ZANG ZUMA

lf (lfam), Friday, 5 May 2006 07:28 (nineteen years ago)

Jason Forrest was possibly the nicest guy I met all last year (I think I said this in one of the end of year polls on here). That review, however, is crushingly awful

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 5 May 2006 07:53 (nineteen years ago)

ah, self-induced kick circles...they're what the internet was made for! jess really is a jerk though, right?

321kompakt, Friday, 5 May 2006 08:05 (nineteen years ago)

erm...replace all words written with some photos.

tekblazer, Friday, 5 May 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

all i have to say is Word Ups and Props to Ya.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 5 May 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

Now, If you ever listened to a Jason Forrest album without ever knowing what he looks like, you would be shocked that he's
a Short-Haired, Somewhat Overweight Guy from New York, which makes the experience even BETTER!.

Did Carrie Bradshaw write this?

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 5 May 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

This is a joke, right?

franklin, Saturday, 6 May 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)


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