Who is the artist and what is the song title?

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Song lyrics go .... I will be your bodyguard and you will be my long lost friend, (forgotten words) till the very end. Thanks!

― Laura Melchior (Laura92052), Sunday, 7 May 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

"you can call me al" by Paul Simon

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 7 May 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

Um, I don't think it ever says "long lost FRIEND" or "til the very end" in "Call Me Al"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 7 May 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

FIrst thing that came to mind.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 7 May 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

If you be my bodyguard I will be your long lost pal
I will call you Betty, and Betty when you call me you can call me Al.

I've only just clocked how little sense these lyrics make.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Sunday, 7 May 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

If I'll be your bodyguard, you can be my long lost friend
I can call you Betty, and Betty you can call me Sven

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 7 May 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

If you be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost mate
I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me you can call me Nate

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Sunday, 7 May 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

If you be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost girl
I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me you can call me Earl

― Griff Sheridan (Griff Sheridan), Sunday, 7 May 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

If you be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost bud
I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me you can call me Judd

― emil.y (emil.y), Sunday, 7 May 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me you can call me Nate

If it's a boy.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Sunday, 7 May 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

...long lost bro
...call me Joe

...long lost homey
...call me Nomi

...long lost love
... call me Jove

... long lost Dad
... call me Tad

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 7 May 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

If you be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost someone
I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me you can call me BITCH WHY THE FUCK DID YOU RUIN MY LIFE YOU GODDAMNED WHORE????

― Shoes say, yeah, no hands clap your good bra. (goodbra), Monday, 8 May 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

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