Album tracklisting mashups

hmmm..interesting...well, picking up on the recent Tapestry (Carole King) versus Galactic Ass Creatures From Uranus (Detroit Grand Pubahs) thread, I offer the following:

Landing in Detroit I Feel The Earth Move
God Imposters So Far Away
Surrender It's Too Late
Big Onion Home Again
Definition Of Sick Beautiful
Dead Presidents Way Over Yonder
Where Will You Lead Tig O' Bake Fitties
Smackwater Jack The Clapper
Tapestry Freak
(You Make Me Feel Like A) Natural Woman Butt Dream
Nurse Nurse Jack Move Out In The Cold

"Big Onion Home Again" could easily have been Rocks-era Aerosmith, while "Nurse Nurse Jack Move Out In The Cold" is a shoo-in for the Happy Mondays reunion LP..."Definition Of Sick Beautiful"?...Fiona Apple...

Now that you mention it, I'm feeling like a bit of a natural woman butt dream myself.

"Dead Presidents Way Over Yonder"--totally writing a song called this.

1.Rocks Off 6'1
2.Rip This Joint Help Me Mary
3.Shake Your Hips Glory
4.Casino Boogie Dance of the Seven Veils
5.Tumbling Dice Never Said
6.Sweet Virginia Soap Star Joe
7.Torn and Fraye Explain It to Me
8.Sweet Black Angel Canary
9.Loving Cup Mesmerizing
10.Happy Fuck and Run
11.Turd on the Run Girls, Girls, Girls
12.Ventilator Blues Divorce Song
13. I Just Want to See His Face Shatter
14. Let It Loose Flower
15. All Down the Line Johnny Sunshine
16. Stop Breaking Down Gunshy
17. Shine a Light Stratford-On-Guy
18. Soul Survivor Strange Loop

Alot of the Liz stuff would work better w/() added

At last, Joy Division's Unknown Pleasures meets Shalamar's The Look (whose first track is titled, incidentally, "Closer"):

Closer Disorder
Dead Giveaway Day Of the Lords
You Can Count On Me Candidate
Right Here Insight
No Limits New Dawn Fades
Disappearing Act She's Lost Control
Over and Over Shadowplay
You're The One For Me Wilderness
You Won't Miss Love Interzone
The Look I Remember Nothing

mashed up Oranges & Lemons with Ready to Die, adding commas and changing which album came first, yielding some crap and some genius:

Things Done Changed, Mayor of Simpleton
The Loving Warning
Poor Skeleton Steps Out Ready to Die
One More Chance, One of the Millions
Scarecrow People Fuck Me
Juicy Cynical Days
Everyday Struggle Across This Antheap
Hold Me My Daddy, Me & My Bitch
Big Poppa Pink Thing

(just so it's clear, I only posted the good ones)

I planned on doing some creative mashing of Aerosmith's Rocks and Kiss' Destroyer but only got as far as 'Beth's in the Cellar' and gave up.

Mclusky's My Pain & Sadness Is More Sad & Painful Than Yours meets The Best of Sam Cooke:

You Send Me Joy
Only Sixteen Friends Stoning Friends
Whiteliberalonwhiteliberalaction Everybody Loves To Cha-Cha-Cha
Rice Is Nice For Sentimental Reasons
Wonderful World Flysmoke
Summertime Rock vs. Single Parents
She Come In Pieces Chain Gang
I Have To Concentrate Cupid
When They Come Tell Them No Twistin' the Night Away
Sad Mood You Are My Sun
Rods On Crutches Having A Party
Problems Posing As Solutions Bring It On Home To Me
Mi-O-Mai Win Your Love For Me
You Were Made For Me Medium Is The Message
Nothing Can Change This Love World Cup Drumming

that last one is actually pretty funny if you think of it as "Loveworld cup-drumming"

Show Your Bones + The Captain and Me

Gold Lion Natural Thing
Long Train Runnin' Way Out
Fancy China Grove
Dark-Eyed Cajun Woman Phenomenon
Honeybear, Clear As The Driven Snow
Cheated Hearts Without You
Dudley South City Midnight Lady
Evil Woman Mysteries
Sweets Busted Down Around O'Connelly Corners
Ukiah Warrior
Turn Into The Captain And Me