Songs for a Hen Fap

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Where's your Hen Fap - Basement Jaxx

― mark grout (mark grout), Sunday, 14 May 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

Enigma- In Before Deletion

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 14 May 2006 16:01 (twenty years ago)

I'm not going to delete it. I'm in awe at the Custosesque awfulness of that first post.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 14 May 2006 16:26 (twenty years ago)

God Lives Underwater- Custosesque Awfulness

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 14 May 2006 16:47 (twenty years ago)

(xpost I know, I was so ashamed of myself when I thought of it,I had to put it here)

― mark grout (mark grout), Sunday, 14 May 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

Kanye West - Golddigger

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 May 2006 20:51 (twenty years ago)

Has anyone decoded what "hen fap" means yet? Google suggests it's Welsh. (Seriously.)

― pleased to mitya (mitya), Monday, 15 May 2006 01:42 (twenty years ago)

fap - adj, fuddled or drunk.

― edward o (edwardo), Monday, 15 May 2006 02:51 (twenty years ago)

Hen Fap is:
1) what kanye says in golddigger
2) easy on the tongue
3) whatever is necessary; i.e. shmoolike
4) a nonsequitur with longer legs than I thought.
5) a reference to a random onion article birthed over at the late aja/dante
6) apparently an excellent way to really make people upset which is very odd as Hen Fap is most decidedly:
7) pure, unadorned love

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 May 2006 04:22 (twenty years ago)

8) likely to be forks last words

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 15 May 2006 04:28 (twenty years ago)

hen fap

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 May 2006 04:35 (twenty years ago)

"Hen fap, My head is pounding
Hen Fap, my mind is confused
hen fap, sorry to ask
what does it mean... to you?"

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 15 May 2006 06:54 (twenty years ago)

Steely Dan's "A Man That Calls for Hen Fap Knows Just What He'll Be Gettin, Junie"

― Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 15 May 2006 09:33 (twenty years ago)

Hen fap, baby, hen fap, Gimme your heart, gimme, gimme your heart Gimme gimme

― zappi (joni), Monday, 15 May 2006 09:40 (twenty years ago)

old map?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 15 May 2006 10:19 (twenty years ago)

So you should be ashamed of yourself, grout.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 15 May 2006 10:46 (twenty years ago)

You realise, this thread could actually kill it off?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 15 May 2006 10:49 (twenty years ago)

hen

― pablo (Pablo A), Monday, 15 May 2006 14:25 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...

fap

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

big gap.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

Has anyone decoded what "hen fap" means yet? Google suggests it's Welsh. (Seriously.)

It means something like "old maps" I think. There was a lot of fuss over hen fap thievery in Aberystwyth's National Library of Wales a few years back

― Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

Ottawan - Hen Fap (Give Me Your Heart)

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

It is dried goat juice, no arguments plz.

― SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

Hen Fappens

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

Hen fappenin' is what's happenin'

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

Style Council: "You don't have to take hen fap."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

Maximo Park- Hen Fapply Some Pressure

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

Hen Fap The Feeling

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

I like most anything by Hen Fappa and the Mothers

― J. Grizzle (trainsmoke), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

Hen Fap Orate - Alt-hen 8

― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

Judas Priest - "Screaming for Hen Fap"

― God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Why does he say it?

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 8 June 2008 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

i can never work it out.

― banriquit, Sunday, 8 June 2008 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

hep fan

― libcrypt, Sunday, 8 June 2008 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

i have to keep thinking about this

― jergins, Sunday, 8 June 2008 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

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DO YOU HAVE THE UFFIE SONG "HEN FAP (IT'S SOMETHING THAT I NEED TO HAVE)"

if you do please send it to me
thank you

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 21 June 2008 09:35 (eighteen years ago)

hen fap

A handjob from a chicken

"We want hen fap! (It's some hen that you need to fap)" - Kanye West

― stephen, Sunday, 22 June 2008 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

"Gotta Let This Hen Fap!" (Robyn Hitchcock, still "Listening To The Higsons" and mis-hearing them even more than ever).

― Stewart Osborne, Monday, 23 June 2008 12:48 (eighteen years ago)

Good one, Stewart.

― Bimble, Monday, 23 June 2008 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

Why does he say it?

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 01:00 (seventeen years ago)

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