C or D: Bands not shutting up about how they can't hear the crowd, how their hands aren't waving in the air like they just don't care, et cetera

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Anyone else find this more off-putting than almost anything else a band can do? I saw De La Soul today (on the same bill with the Flaming Lips!) and while neither band disappointed in ANY way except in terms of the sets being short, De La really kind of turned me off with the incessant "Okay, now the left side, say 'DE LA!' (DE LA!) I didn't hear you..." banter. At more than one point in the show they started into a song and then stopped it, seemingly to converse amongst themselves and then sort of whining to the audience that they weren't getting enough love - "I know a lot of you are here to see Flaming Lips, and we like them too, but..." I know everybody was digging the show - what is this need to get this kind of reaction?

Personally, it just reminds me of how you'll be standing at a party and someone will be like "Why aren't you dancing" and start trying to physically move you into dancing - 90% of the time, I was just about to consider dancing, but have now been set back twenty minutes by the invasion of my space/body etc. And the "I can't hear you!" thing is jsut sort of distracting, because if I was already screaming at the top of my lungs, what more can I do? By the third "OK, for real this time!" I may just stop. The whole bit does more to take me out of the moment than to bring me into the fun and the flow. Or am I just too analytical and detached/uptight to begin with? Do I hate fun? Discuss.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 May 2006 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

Exact same experience with De la soul at Sónar last year. They actually started getting slightly irate after Kanye West came out as a guest and didn't really garner that much of a response from the crowd (oh, Kanye is going to rap for us, how exciting! Ok, he has no stage presence or flow but we should obviously be screaming the house in for him because he is totally famous and rich!). Totally dud.

jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Monday, 22 May 2006 06:43 (nineteen years ago)

Completely dud. I paid money and go to a concert out of my own free will and don't expect to be told what to do by some ego tripping asshole - that's what going to work is for.

If I dig it and am in the mood, I'll usually go wild, but having the performer spit his dummy out over it ain't cool.

Rombald, Monday, 22 May 2006 07:13 (nineteen years ago)

Classic. Even more Classic when Black Metal bands do it.

Brian Furry (noodle vague), Monday, 22 May 2006 07:21 (nineteen years ago)

Also, I'm sure there's already a thread for this.

Brian Furry (noodle vague), Monday, 22 May 2006 07:21 (nineteen years ago)

if there's already a thread for this, then we can make this into the "de la soul sucks live" thread. i saw them probably seven years ago and the same goddamn thing happened. they headlined a bill that included some great rappers, and then came out and like, got mad (?) at the crowd. ridiculous, but funny that it's a regular thing for them

sovietpanda (sovietpanda), Monday, 22 May 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

Hip hop vs indie rock fite.

mcd (mcd), Monday, 22 May 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

if there's already a thread for this, then we can make this into the "de la soul sucks live" thread.

I'll run with that. Another thing they did that was annoying: the turntable guy (sorry, I'm not a fan beyond the singles, I don't know them by name) stopped the show AGAIN in order to go on a tirade about the levels not being high enough in his monitor or whatever. I can dig being "Hey, can I get some more in the monitor" etc, but this became a minute-long "I'm doin' everything I can here but it sounds like shit and I'm like a one-man band and so if I sound like shit it all sounds like shit..." I mean, really.

Honestly, though, in terms of the rapping and DJ work and whatever else I would judge the show on musically it was excellent, and I dig that trick where during the song they all stop at a key point and do the freeze for a full thirty seconds or whatever. Good photo op, too - no motion blur!

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 May 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

Dud, of course, and a real time-waster/set user-upper. I like to think Brian Furry is talking about Living Colour, because, man, they did that plenty and it just ate shit.

I'm not here to entertain the band! They didn't pay to see ME!

matt the queeg, Monday, 22 May 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Could a mod retitle this thread "(Presumably) White People Hating On Black People" and just get it over with?

Dan (FFS) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

Just put your hands in the air, and wave'em like you just don't care!

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe it should be called "Black People Not Understanding That White People Just Want To Be Left To Gaze At Their Own Shoes"

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Or "People Who Hate Fun".

Brian Furry (noodle vague), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

I saw de La in their heyday and they were kinda lame.

we did a guest spot on a bill with them two years ago and they were really good with high energy.

yes the "put your hands in the air" is a little tired - but there is nothing wrong with trying to get the crowd involved.

I'd rather see "put your hands in the air" than some jackass skinny white boy guitar band ignore the audience for an hour because they are too cool to acknowledge the fact they are onstage and that there are people attempting to have fun watching them.

Uncle Tom (Uncle Tom), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

I once saw Huey Lewis do this and have hated it ever since.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

dud...I saw Blackalicious a few years ago, and one of their posse was berating us with all the usual cliches...(how we weren't yelling loud enough, throwing our hands in the air enough, how Boston didn't rock as much as he thought it did, etc.)...it was all good-natured, but it also made me feel like I was getting yelled at in gym class...

hank (hank s), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

I get annoyed when it is a totally contrived act. A little planned thing. Feels like a school assembly where some asshat paid some bunch of 20 something arts losers to perform for you.

JW (looking at you, Travis Morrison!) (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

OTOH It's annoying when a band or rapper just ISN'T rocking the crowd hard enough and then falls back on the schtick to compensate.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

the turntable guy (sorry, I'm not a fan beyond the singles, I don't know them by name)

You may not need to, they toured Australia with DJ Sessionbloke this year.

kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

Could a mod retitle this thread "(Presumably) White People Hating On Black People" and just get it over with?

Maybe it should be called "Black People Not Understanding That White People Just Want To Be Left To Gaze At Their Own Shoes"

Oh get over yourselves. Please note that I have no problem with the band exhorting me to wave my hands in the air or whatever - my beef emerges when they get pissed off at me for not doing it, or for not being enthusiastic enough about it. So given that I'm white (thanks for asking) it's De La Soul (black people) who are hating on me. I'm just calling them out on it.

Hank and JW's consecutive posts hit it on the head for me - it's EXACTLY like being in high school again and some authority figure is putting the spotlight on you for not being sufficiently into whatever they're putting on...which in turn only makes you feel less involved in what's happening. Has anyone ever STARTED waving their hands after the band tried to make them feel bad about their failure to do so thus far?

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

Dud. This stuff is even worse when you are watching it on T.V.

xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 08:33 (nineteen years ago)

My first ever gig was seeing the Red Hot Chili Peppers in a football stadium in Dublin and they did all that "hands in the air" malarkey. Plus the patronising crap about "we love Ireland" (I think Flea may actually have been wearing an Irish flag as a sort of cape).. actually now that I remember, Ice Cube supported and did a whole lot of that schtick as well. In fact I remember being confused cos he got us to shout "Hell Yeah" and I was like, that's not even a fucking real swear.

Anyway my point (I think) is that 13/14 year old me loved it and that stuff obv works in that context cos every year the RHCP play another huge stadium gig here. and cos big US rap acts don't in general pay that much attention to Europe, if they do in fact make it over it's going to be a show in some enormodome or arena.

P-Dog (p-dog), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

this is so not a black or white thing.

basically bands/rappers/entertainers should only ask for crowd involvement if they're already getting it. When some dipshit bar band tells me that they'd like us to dance or come closer, I get annoyed because fuck we KNOW we could be more enthusiastic, but we're NOT and that's OK. But if Lemmy yells "MAKE SOME NOISE!" halfway through a set to a crowd that already has proven interested in making noise, then rock'n'roll.

ant@work.com, Tuesday, 23 May 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

"Could a mod retitle this thread "(Presumably) White People Hating On Black People" and just get it over with?"

social criticism at its finest

cbnzm,dsbhj, Tuesday, 23 May 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

It's not a black or white thing. Steve Harvey said it himself, "I paid $30 for these tickets, MOTHERFUCKER I want to hear you scream and wave your hands like you just don't care!" I paid for a show, not a workout.

Heath Raymond (Heath Raymond), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

Dud. This stuff is even worse when you are watching it on T.V.

I love when they have to make sure to not show the unenthused crowd in the camera!

JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)


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