It really is hard out there for a pimp.
That is, if by "pimp," they mean hip-hop star, and by "there," they mean Harpo studios.
Ice Cube is the latest rapper to step up the offensive against unlikely beef recipient Oprah Winfrey, crying foul over the talk show hostess' alleged refusal to book hip-hop acts on her influential chatfest.
The 'Are We There Yet?' star followed in the footsteps of fellow rappers turned critics Ludacris and 50 Cent, telling FHM magazine that Stedman's better half has unfairly kept the arbiters of thug life off her airwaves.
"I've been involved in three projects pitched to her, but I've never been asked to participate," the 36-year-old told the magazine in its July issue. "For Barbershop she had Cedric the Entertainer and Eve on, but I wasn't invited. Maybe she's got a problem with hip-hop.
"She's had damn rapists, child molesters and lying authors on her show. And if I'm not a rags-to-riches story for her, who is?"
Ice Cube's public denouncement of Winfrey—or at least her booking agents—is just the latest lashing out directed at the daytime queen.
In an interview with the AP last month, 50 Cent voiced complaints that the Tony-bound 52-year-old took issue with rappers and thus rarely invited them on her show.
"I think she caters to older white women," the "In Da Club" rapper said. "Oprah's audience is my audience's parents. So, I could care less about Oprah or her show."
Of course, that could be because disagreeing with the queen of suburban housewives only ups Fiddy's street cred.
"I'm actually better off having friction with her," he told the AP.
If that's the case, he was likely less than pleased to receive a recent endorsement from Winfrey, who made a surprise appearance on New York hip-hop radio station earlier this month to talk to DJ Ed Lover about her reported lack of support for rap acts.
"I listen to some hip-hop," the media queen said. "You know, I've been accused of not liking hip-hop, and that's just not true. I got a little 50 on my iPod. I really do. Love 'In Da Club'...Love that, and you know, love Jay-Z, love Kanye, love Mary J."
Reports of a biased brouhaha first picked up steam in April, when Ludacris, born Chris Bridges, spoke out to GQ magazine about his treatment on the show last fall, when he was promoting the Oscar-winning Crash.
"She edited out a lot of my comments while keeping her own in," he told the lad's mag. "Of course, it's her show, but we were doing a show on racial discrimination, and she gave me a hard time as a rapper when I came on there as an actor.
"I don't see why people like Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle, who I am huge fans of, it's OK for them to go on Oprah. They speak the same language as I do, but they do it through comedy, so I guess that's acceptable."
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― grapple (grapple), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 06:12 (nineteen years ago)
LOGIC!
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― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)
AND THERE WILL BE NO WRONG ANSWER
― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)
yeah, and I thought: is he really serious? it's hard for me to believe he's serious, I know this is just me being naive but how can people who're able to form a sentence believe that shit
― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)
Thomas, if I remember correctly, he was on in one big couch-long panel with every other big name from that movie -- Bullock, Dillon, surely Oprah's friend Newton -- so yeah, he probably did honestly think that. (If I remember correctly, though, the stuff about him as a rapper was actually brought up by Bullock, maybe? Or anyway supposedly their whole "issues addressed in Crash" discussion somehow came around in that direction, and someone, possibly Bullock, was all like "well how do you square that opinion with the content of your music?")
The most interesting thing about that story is 50's comfortable, open statement that his audience consists of middle-class white kids. (Far from a shocker, or anything, but I feel like I rarely see anyone in his position just casually assert it.)
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― punis (punis), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)
"GROSS: Did your parents work at UCLA? ICE CUBE: Yeah, they were custodians at UCLA, both my parents. And my father was a groundskeeper. ... "
― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)
Chuck D lived in the queensbridge projects til he was 11.
― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)
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― Dan (Minor In Titties) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)
I think a better one ishttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Cube"He used to drive a Suzuki," how hard could he be?!
― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)
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― Dan (Color Me Badd??????) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)
But can we take a moment to talk about how bad this lead is?
Or maybe don't bother.
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― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)
It might be true that there are plenty of poor people who go to college, but I think it's rare that a truly poverty-stricken gangster would go to college in 'mechanical drafting.'
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-- deej.. (clublonel...), May 31st, 2006.
http://servedby.advertising.com/site=0000710086/mnum=0000215788/genr=1/logs=0/mdtm=1119386834/bins=1/optn=1
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― Dan (Red Star For Effort) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)
It's lucky I never said that then. Incongruity as a linguistic ploy can lead to moments of irony though. How about you don't try and teach me about the English language, and I don't try and teach you about choir stuff?
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-- Dom Passantino (juror...), May 31st, 2006.
We're not talking about your precious "English" language here, buddy. We're speaking in American.
HOW DO I SHOT SENTENCE CONSTRUCTION?
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― John Justen, the archetypal shit head generation (johnjusten), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 23:44 (nineteen years ago)
But still, it would be better if people could realize that this entire debate about hip-hop is, with a few exceptions, not about rascism.
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http://static.flickr.com/51/157602690_d5de32bf5e.jpg
fite!
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 1 June 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)
― Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Thursday, 1 June 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)
Dan, the point of prior post was that Oprah is NOT a hip hop fan by virtue of liking 50 cent and Kanye; she's just someone who occasionally hears and enjoys pop music. For someone to say, 'I like hip hop; why, I even have 50 Cent on my ipod" strikes me as not entirely unlike in spirit to 'I'm not racist; some of my best friends are black'. Its unnecessarily explanatory nature is revealingly ignorant.
Also, in Oprah's case, it's especially weird cuz who really thought that oprah was bumping NWA anyway? Besides which, other than Cube, who the fuck cares if Oprah digs hip hop? She's OPRAH.
I'm assuming that you read that as some sort of Geiresque point (made horribly real just minutes later) that Oprah has black friends, is black and thus must like hip hop? Or are you just offended by the use of the phrase "I have black friends"? Or only when it's applied to black people? Or something? I'm not sure what your bone to pick is.
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 June 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)
For all the braggadocio, today's ILXor is insecure
Ding ding ding
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 June 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)
― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 1 June 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)
Wait wait wait. I thought dude was being ironic. Or at least incongruous as a ploy to lead to a moment of irony.
So your comment had nothing to do with race. It was just a comparisson of like rhetorical structures. How emberassing it must have been to learn thet Oprah is black, and that people were mistaking your clever satire of faux fandom for half-baked snark.
― Fluffy Bear Is Like Rain On Your Wedding Day (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 1 June 2006 02:54 (nineteen years ago)
― Dan (For Fuck's Sake) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)
b-b-but he always makes that typo.
― Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)
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― Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)
The "Oprah primarily has black friends" being taken seriously is a red herring that never occurred to me. But good vigilance on your part!
I missed Geir's "rasc" comment as I was posting at the time.
I'd be curious what Heston's statement would be to finish the "some of my best friends are gun nuts" : "some of my best friends are black people" analogy as I really can't figure out what it would be.
Otherwise, are we done here?
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