Freestylin': Make up verses to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" and Post Them Here

usenet, mp3s,
scat fetish pornography,
fantasy baseball league,
somethingawful, goatse

huh. 'parently so.

Tried to pee out the fire
But, it kept on burnin' and it spread so quickly
You can't pee out a dry grass fire
because the circle spreads oh so very quickly
Don't play with matches
Don't flick them into dry grass because it starts a fire

Thumper and Bambi and butterflies and furry guys
burned to death while I was flying down the street and cryin'
"Mom, call the fire department! Just do it!"
I'm so glad my mom covered for me, but everyone in the community
knew I did it, though I blamed some unidentified "kids" I saw "up on the hill"

Etc.

"Sold My Fortune" , Kitty Pride, false metal, regicide
Foreign Debs, shameless pets, EGGS Cracked, Leo Getz
Hypodermic Pauly Shores, Chyna's under martial law
Rockist and LOLer Ebola Wars, I can't take it anymore

Eat a bag of you-know-what
stick 4 fingers in your butt
execute the middle class
4 more fingers up your ass

http://www.therightbrothers.com/audio/bush_was_right/Bush_Was_Right.mp3

Y2K a great big letdown, Clarence Thomas likes to get down
Kanye West insists that Bush don't care about the blacks
Yuppies ride electric scooters, can't live without our computers
Avian Flu, Evian water and Elian gets sent back

IEDs, camera phones, gay marriage, new pope
John Titor, Whisper Song, Ted Williams, Enron
Cheney hunting, "Lazy Sunday", grizzly bears eat a monkey
Al-Zarqawi's house gets bombed, NOW LET'S GO INVADE IRAN!!!

We need smart avatars
for the phpBB 'cause we are so savvy

(oh my god, this is what Frank Zappa might've written if he was still around to issue "The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life part 2")

locked threads, big heads, stoopid tricks with CSS
mad skeelz, noise dudes, get 1 x clue

POX, POO, S and D, and a thread for YSIs
U&K get away, screw you guys cos YOUR ALL GAY

we couldn't spell ORLY...

When popstars still remained a myth
And ignorance could still be bliss
And when God Save the Queen she turned a whiter shade of pale
When my mom and dad were in their teen
and anarchy was still a dream
and the only way to stay in touch was a letter in the mail

When record shops were on top
and vinyl was all that they stocked
and the super ********* was still drifting out in space
kids were wearing hand me downs,
and playing games meant kick arounds
and footballers still had long hair and dirt across their face

This was the name of a song parody on one of those VH1 or MTV comedy shows in the '90s. A Google search turns up nothing.

One of the lines was about "beer goggles." That's all I remember.

Friedrich Strauss, Gordon Giltrap
Bez, Yoko Ono
Marijuana Carlton Palmer
Paintings, Laa Laa Po
English put a tax on tea
Bolan crashes into tree
What the hell is wrong with me?
My name rhymes with Soul!!

candied pecans, chickpeas
tangerines, blue cheese
red onion, mushrooms, heirloom tomato

i didn't make the salad
we got it from the deli, it's a little smelly
i didn't make the salad
but i guess i'll taste it, i don't wanna waste it

just further proof that we didn't start the fire is some hacky premise shittt:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543

forks bait if there ever was any

kids at my school had to pick a year and make up a verse for a history project

Shake'N Bake
Funnel cake
Everything we eat is fake

excellent bump

Donald's hair, drone warfare,
zoos are letting kids in there