hahaha, she iz a sketch. who the heck is she? and where has she been all my life?
this might be my album of the year just based on the song-titles. my faves:
"flanger when you die"
"how to use a good idea until it turns into a bad idea"
"i'm wolverine and you're a walrus and i'm kicking your ass"
"i'm the tiennamen square guy and you all are the fucking tanks"
"i can't believe, hedgehogs have a bone inside their cock"
"amelie free youth"
"indie bad, gabber good"
"welcome to the land of quality snare"
"the man who shot at the squirrels (a tribute to glenn benton)"
― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 19 June 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)
like a woman screaming over crazy beats and electro-noise. but funny.
― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 19 June 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)
she's Italian. our answer to the electro-clash trend, I suppose.
― Marco Damiani (Marco D.), Monday, 19 June 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)
From her myspace page:
i could write a bunch of things i did just to try to impress you and inflate my poor inconsistent ego, but the truth is that i'm an untalented dork, so i'm pasting the small bio on my website www.violettasucks.com, go there and wank on it. I was born in switzerland in 1977. I dont listen to electro or techno or whattafuck. i just do it. 3 years ago i found out it was funny pushing buttons and rotating knobs to make stupid noises and make fun of those pretentious indie electroassholes. hey youuuu, i know it's just noise and screams, you dont need to remember me i know what i'm doing. On April 2004 a small indie label from bologna (italy) called Anemic Dracula Records was so brave to put out my first cd, "evidentemente non abito a san francisco" (translation: obviously i dont live in san francisco). I used to have a mouse, her name was Houdini and a guinea pig called O, and a cat, Enola. they gave me inspiration. but the died several months ago. all my songs talk about boys. you may think i'm a sort of slut. there you go. boys are funny and entertaining. i used to play with a toy keyboard i bought from a chinese man in a street market, the chinese wanted me to pay 20 euros but i gave him 10. chinese men are good people and you often run good businesses with them. I also love to eat beef meat at their restaurants even if i know it's not beef. well dog meat is gonna be ok too. I also play with the Death Maracas, they consist in a jar full of nails and pieces of glass, connected with a tons of guitar effects. one year ago i got money for my birthday and i bought a boss sp303 sampler, smaller and easier to carry than my keyboard, since i travel by train to play around italy and europe. i played a lot of shows, opened for motormark, da hawnay trof, letigre, oh i'm so cool, you can blow me sucker, (the last 2 are not band names), played @ arezzowave (a big indie festival in italy) and blah blah blah. my second cd is gonna be out on september 12th 2006, the title is "odi profanum vulgus et arceo" cause you're all a big bunch of useless indie wankers and the label is the mighty Temporary Residence ltd. stay tuned for more lameness. i like marmots, woods, sudtirol, knodels, mushrooms, cows, wombats, listening to agathocles, hip hop and gabber music. myspace is crap and i'm incoherent as everything i do. never trust in the myspace whores who take pix of themselves from the above: it means they're fat.
― Sang Freud (jeff_s), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)
hahaha! tell me she isn't a hoot! (god knows, someone will.)
Hi Jeff! i feel like i don't run across you much on ILM theze dayz.
― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)
Hi Skot! I'm here in spirit! Posting on message boards is a big no-no in my place of employ. So, a sentence here, a sentence there. . .
― Sang Freud (jeff_s), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)
i love her - she is supremely hilarious.
she's also known as aiki on su1c1degirls.
― bijoux (bijoux), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)
one month passes...