Your first shit(ty) concert

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What was the first concert you thought was just shitty?

xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Thursday, 22 June 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

WE GET IT, STOP ALREADY!

jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 22 June 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

I was wondering when we were gonna get to this one...(thank God I'm not the one who got yelled at!)

hank (hank s), Thursday, 22 June 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

I really don't care if I get yelled at. Maybe that's why I did it.

xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Thursday, 22 June 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Your first Shifty Shellshock concert

http://www.musikmagazin.at/photos/crazytown.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 22 June 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

I know one of you out there has been to a bad show at least once in their entire life! : ) C'mooonnnnn....

xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Thursday, 22 June 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

We can't talk about it else noobs get filled with rage.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 22 June 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

grafted from another thread...the tale of a crappy concert. Triumph opened, followed by Sailcat, with the headliner Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band, Friday, October 13, 197? (probably Spotlight Kid or Clear Spot tour).

So let's say Triumph. (Such lasers!)

-- M. Agony Von Bontee (sbloomfiel...), June 22nd, 2006. (later)

Triumph played a part in one of the worst concerts I ever saw. Their first album was about to come out and they only knew enough songs to get them through that. They opened, played a horrible set to almost continuous boos, and came out unbidden for an encore and proceeded to play the first three songs again--apologizing for not knowing more material.

Next group up was pop group Sailcat who had a minor hit that included the sounds of a motorcycle. (We'll see the world from my Harley" was one of the lines of the chorus refrain). They had one of the band ride a small Honda up onto the stage as the PA played the rumble of a Harley. This band almost got laughed off stage. They were not suffered to play a whole set. The chorus of boos was deafening.

The headliner on this Friday the 13th show was Captain Beefheart--and he and the Magic Band played a much abbreviated set with the Captain lecturing us on etiquette--apparently we weren't being nice to the other musicians--and claiming an injury for Rockette Morton. I think they played a half-hour tops.

I can't remember a more ill-paired billing.

-- J Arthur Rank (deconstruct...), June 22nd, 2006. (later)

J Arthur Rank (Quin Tillian), Thursday, 22 June 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't see a real crap concert until I saw Deerhoof live a few years back-- so disappointing, mainly because they seemed to like the way the system sounded even though their set was really thin-sounding. Nothing like the records, some of which I had liked...at this point, I don't think I've listened to them for more than two years or so.

Always really bad when that happens-- live show ruining the recordings.

trees (treesessplode), Friday, 23 June 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

mine was Me'Shell N'dege Ocello (er, however you spell it) in pontiac, michigan probably around 1994

that's so taylrr (ken taylrr), Friday, 23 June 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, well I might as well through in the tale of my crappiest concert experience, and the key word was BOREDOM.
I took my little brother and his friend to see Danzig w/Doyle last October, because he just HAD to see Danzig. I admit that I was interested in seeing the set with Doyle just to hear some Misfits songs though. But the thing that was so bad was that Danzig chose the WORST opening bands on earth, just these awful metal bands. It was excruciatingly loud. I just sat there with my fingers in my ears waiting for it to end, but band after band played, it sounded like one long note for 4 or 5 hours straight. By the time Danzig came on I didn't even care. The thing that gets me about it is that Flipper was playing the same day and I missed out on it to take my brother to see Danzig!

Runner up though for worst concert was the Scorpions opening for Motely Crue. And the key word for that one was EMBARRASSMENT. The only reason I was there was because my uncle had won free tickets and gave them to my dad, I forgot how old I was. So yeah,that's right, I saw Motely Crue with my dad. The embarrassment was that my dad was drunk and telling people, "this is my SON, and this is his FIRST concert". It was only made worse by having to be with my dad watching Motely Crue perform as girls in bikinis danced on stage!

xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 23 June 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

The Indians opening for the Connells in 92 or 93-- whenever they had that song on the Kalifornia soundtrack.

someteenpartying (someteenpartying), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

Well, if I discount bands that played bad sets at Festivals (usually I hadn't paid to see them specifically)...

I can only go with "The Buzzcocks FOC" were not great, mainly because the bass was too loud (it even said so in the review).

Mind you, "The Trudy" were the support group and they were great.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

Stevie Nicks, 1985. She must have weighed 200 pounds, was acting completely erratic and started to cry onstage.

Two weeks later she checked into rehab.

kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

I went to this thing in 2004 - http://www.hfstival.com/

worse concert experience ever. I will never go to another festival again.

marbles (marbles), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

I was bored out of my mind seeing Elvis Costello sometime in the late 1980s.

Matt Olken (Moodles), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

I went to this thing in 2004 - http://www.hfstival.com/
worse concert experience ever. I will never go to another festival again.

-- marbles (sorenpari...), June 23rd, 2006.

oh no, hfstival is the worst. And considering the consistently awful lineup--assuming 2004 is as bad as the rest--, I wouldn't swear off fests just yet.

mox twelve (Mox twleve), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

in 2004 they had modest mouse, YYYs, the cure and some other smaller acts that my friends wanted to see. and the tickets were cheap. even if they had a really good line-up it would have been aweful. the organization, the sound quality, the crowd... just terrible.

marbles (marbles), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

i saw silver apples open up for the velvet underground at warhol's factory.

fucking lame, total bush beague.

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Dylan in '94. He looked like a bloated corpse & had the energy of euthanized golden retriever.

Then I saw him again in '99 & it was like a totally different person, and was actually one of the best shows I've ever been to.

I saw Radiohead a few years back & Kid Koala and the Beta Band opened. I would love to have the forty-five minutes of my life that I spent watching the Beta Band perform back.

jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 23 June 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)


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