List every flexi-disc you currently own

Only two. One, the Biz Markie version of "Bennie & The Jets" tucked in an issue of Grand Royal. The other, sung to the tune of "Life Is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me)":

Big Mac, McBLT, a Quarter Pounder with some cheese, Fillet O' Fish a Hamburger, a Cheesburger, a Happy Meal, Mc Nuggets, tasty golden fries, regular or larger size, a salad, Chef or Garden or a Chicken Salad Oriental, big big breakfast, Egg Mc Muffin, hot Hot cakes and sausage, maybe biskets, bacon, egg, and cheese a sausage, danish, hash browns too, and for desert hot apple pies, sundaes three varieties, soft served cone, three kinds of shakes and chocholaty chip cookies, and to drink a Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, Orange drink, Sprite, a coffee decafe too, a milk and also orange juice, I love McDonald's, its a "Good Time Great Taste," and I get this all at one place!

another sunny day anorak city sarah
apples in stereo / the heartworms rocket pad / blues for a heartworm wurlitzer jukebox
baby lemonade / the bachelor pad jiffy neckwear creation / girl of your dreams sha-la-la
belmondo / helen love split wurlitzer jukebox
blueboy cloud babies (live) sarah
boyracer go flexi crazy pure hatred
boyracer reverse (new version) hedonist
boyracer / hula hoop split fluff
boyracer / sabine boyracer / painting portraits wurlitzer jukebox
brighter next summer sturm und drang
candy thieves, the underwater / homeboy trolley
christine's cat your love is... sarah
dream syndicate / kendra smith cinnamon girl / alle morgens parties bucketfull of brains
east village / cathal coughlan freeze out / im long me measaim caff corporation
emily / remember fun the old stone bridge / hey hey hate sha-la-la
field mice burning world bring on bull
gravy train / lavender faction split
i s a n / metrotone rron / fahrenheit earworm
L7 / sincola split pop culture press
let's active i feel funny / wild wild women bucketfull of brains
magpies / rose melberg i want a love i can see / cupid i wish i was a slumberland record
mighty mighty / the clouds throwaway / jenny nowhere sha-la-la
my bloody valentine / pacific the catalogue #67 flexi the catalogue
poppyheads postcard for flossy e.p. sha-la-la
robyn hitchcock happy the golden prince bucketfull of brains
robyn hitchcock with peter buck / the soft boys split bucketfull of brains
scenic rolandia 2000 ipr
screeming custard! / dead famous people raft / drive away bring on bull
sea urchins / the orchids summershine / from this day sha-la-la
siddeleys / reserve wherever you go / the sun slid down behind the tower sha-la-la
slowdive beach song sunday
st. christopher forevermore starts here veston
stephen malkmus jo jo's jacket matador
stereolab / the cat's miaow split single wurlitzer jukebox
talulah gosh / razorcuts i told you so / sad kaleidoscope sha-la-la
they go boom!! the summer's on it's way e.p. dolphin
through comers never stop orgasm
tinytown back to the bow / big fish distant violins
v/a bucketfull of brains #33 bucketfull of brains
v/a bucketfull of brains #42 bucketfull of brains
v/a open your eyes tangled
v/a winter's mist four letter words
visitors / magic shop goldmining / it's true sha-la-la

I have a CD of porno flexi-discs. Does that count?

Mekons "Guardian (live)"
Gang Of Four "Lord Make Me A Cowboy"
The Beach Boys "Livin' Doll"
Nightingales "Heroin"
that flexi that came with the first Orange Juice single

ELECTRIC SOUND OF JIM IS A FLIMSY MOTHERFUCKER

didn't mean that...

two:
Die Human Race flexi (v/a from an issue of Profane Existence in the late 90s)
Black Army Jacket/Noothgrush split

*flexes*

This looks like a repeat of electric sound of jim's list:

Another Sunny Day Anorak City
Blueboy Cloud Babies
Christine's Cat Our Love Is...
Giant Mums, The Whatever I Do Is...
Brighter A Winters Tale
Brighter Next Summer
Bachelor Pad, The Milky Way No. 1
Faith Healers, Th' Milky Way No. 1
Honeybunch,The Prayer,Small Factory Milky Way No. 1
Boyracer/Sabine split
Collide Secret Shine/Collide split
Secret Shine Secret Shine/Collide split
Cub Cub/Beat Frequency split
Beat Frequency Cub/Beat Frequency split
Dreamscape Windmill 2
Strawberry Story Windmill 2
They Go Boom!! Windmill 2
Hepburns, The Let's Zine
Waltones, The Let's Zine
Hula Hoop/Boyracer split

Foaming Beauties Saturn V/Foaming Beauties split
Saturn V Saturn V/Foaming Beauties split
Confetti Heaven
Fat Tulips Heaven
Allen Clapp Allen Clapp/Bridge split
Bridge Allen Clapp/Bridge split
Cat's Miaow, The Stereolab/Cat's Miaow split
Stereolab Stereolab/Cat's Miaow split
Applicants Sunday
Balloon Farm Sunday
Po! Sunday
St. Christopher Sunday
14 Iced Bears 14 Iced Bears/Splendor in the Grass split
Splendor in the Grass 14 Iced Bears/Splendor in the Grass split
Huck Winter's Mist
Serenas, The Winter's Mist
Snowball Winter's Mist
Veronica Lake Winter's Mist
Infidels,Jane Pow,Monoland,Surrounds The Target Sampler
Garon, Jesse and the Desperadoes Jesse Garon/Los Vegetales split
Vegetales, Los Jesse Garon/Los Vegetales split
Love Parade, The Love Parade/Venus Peter split
Venus Peter Love Parade/Venus Peter split
Anhrefn Released Emotions Sampler - Labor of Love Volume One
Crucial Youth Released Emotions Sampler - Labor of Love Volume One
Lurkers, The Released Emotions Sampler - Labor of Love Volume One
Maniacs Released Emotions Sampler - Labor of Love Volume One
Price, The Released Emotions Sampler - Labor of Love Volume One
Red Letter Day Released Emotions Sampler - Labor of Love Volume One
Holiday Makers, The Holiday Makers/Nivens splits
Nivens, The Holiday Makers/Nivens splits
Sandflowers, The Dark Side of the Haggis
Wildhouse, The Dark Side of the Haggis
Family, The Felicitys/Family split
Felicitys Felicitys/Family split
Fat Tulips Spinning Tulips
Spinning Jennys, The Spinning Tulips
Belmondo Helen Love vs. Belmondo
Helen Love Helen Love vs. Belmondo
Corn Dollies, The Corn Dollies/Rain split
Rain, The Corn Dollies/Rain split
St. James Infirmary St. James Infirmary/Sunflowers split
Sunflowers St. James Infirmary/Sunflowers split
Stereolab Stereolab/Submariner split
Submariner Stereolab/Submariner split
Bug 7 track flexi e.p.
Deskimoes, The 6 track flexi e.p.
Flamehead 5 track flexi e.p.
Submariner 4 track flexi e.p.
BMX Bandits BMX Bandits/Duglasettes split
Duglasettes, The BMX Bandits/Duglasettes split
Hem Back From Wow Volume 1
Hood Back From Wow Volume 1
Funf Freunde, Die Red Letter Day/Die Funf Freunde
Red Letter Day Red Letter Day/Die Funf Freunde
Rose Melberg/Magpies
Visitors/Magic Shop split
Groove Farm/Esmerelda's Kite split
Clouds/Mighty Mighty split
Neil and the D-tales Bob Magazine Issue 50
R.E.M. Bob Magazine Issue 50
Smashing Orange Bob Magazine Issue 50
Emily Emily/Remember Fun split
Remember Fun Emily/Remember Fun split
Talulah Gosh/Razorcuts split
Bachelor Pad/Baby Lemonade split
Orchids, The Orchids/Sea Urchins
Sea Urchins, The Orchids/Sea Urchins
Poppy Heads, The Postcard for Flossy e.p.
Terry Cuatro/Fat Tulips split
Fluff Ablaze!
Pavement Ablaze!
Spizzmas Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart (but the very next day you took it to the record and tape exchange)
Wat Tyler Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart (but the very next day you took it to the record and tape exchange)
Becketts, The Hot Water Music
Boyracer 285 Clock Cake
Cudgels, The The Jingle Jangle pop ep
They Go Boom!! The Jingle Jangle pop ep
Crystal Garden The Pillarbox Red ep
Feelies, The Dancing Barefoot
Family, The What Frank Said
Field Mice, The Burning World
Hitchcock, Robyn Surgery
Honey Trap The Boy Who Wouldn't Be Beaten
Hood 57 White Bread
Jane Pow Girl of My Best Friend
Died Pretty Bob No. 39
Mekons Bob No. 39
Psychedelic Furs Bob No. 39
Love Parade Under the Weather
Mayfields, The All You Ever Say
Melons Show Me Wishes Worth More than These
Non Stop Kazoo Organization Mystery Pet
Quentins, The Take It All Back
Ruth Ellis Swing Band, The The Antichrist of Love and Hatred
Safe Houses If I Should Die
Snowbirds Motorcycle Baby
Solace My Brightest Star
White Town Cold as Hell + Christmas
Wilderness Children, The There's a Good Time Coming
Boyracer Go Flexi Crazy
Gravy Train, The Dolphin
Lavender Faction, The Dolphin
Love Parade, The Dolphin
They Go Boom!! Dolphin

Blotto I Wanna Be a Lifeguard LP+flexi
Beatnick Filmstars Laid Back and English LP+flexi
Happy Sunday - a Sunday Records Anniversary Single 10" flexi

Mad Magazine Presents "Makin' Out"

that's all, I think!

how beautiful they are..i didn't even know flexis existed until CW gave me this cerulian blue Personality Crisis by david johansen....its got a wrinkle so.

i'm in awe of dark floyd's list. but also i realised a few they have that i have too and haven't listed!! like the last four on dolphin. and that quentins one. i don't remember how i got them.

Every flexi disc? Don't be silly.